What Clark and Lana did. Spoiler !

[Madacapa]

Last night Clark finally had sex with Lana. Now that he is "mortal" the sex would be "normal". Nothing unusual for both of them. Clark lost his virginity, but we all know that Lana is lying about hers. She has had sex many times with her boyfriends, but she insists on lying about it to Clark and to us.

If Clark had his super powers, he would have killed Lana during their sexual intercourse. [mod snip] He still does not have full control of his powers. He needs Jorell to complete his training. In the future, when he has sex with Lois, he will know how to control himself [mod snip].

[NowIWillDestroyAbydos]

You know, this really sould be in the Mortal (502) folder. Because this thread contains spoilers, and you wouldn't want to spoil other Smallville fans would you.

[Darren]

Please remember to watch that "Rated PG" boundary we have here, as well. Thanks!

[Madacapa]

How could it be a spoiler? I wrote this after the show aired. Isn't it a spoiler if I wrote about it before it aired?

Also, what is wrong with writing the word's "super" and "sperm"? Those are not vulgar words.

[Metarock Sam]

Yes but they are still mature words for mature people.

[aAnubiSs]

Sperm isn't an allowed word here?

Biology for 13-year olds(perhaps even younger, can't remember) covered both human and animal reproduction. IIRC sperm is quite, quite necessary for reproduction

I love it how people don't mind young ones watching people killing each other, or beating the crap out of each other, but the second a word related to sex(in any form) or mildly strong language pop up they get hysterical and start rampaging on how immoral the networks are

Any kid that hits puberty and doesn't know the whole deal about sex and the issues that can follow is a potential teenage parent, or an STD-carrier.

[Metarock Sam]

No sperm isnt but I was just being safe sorry i got muddled.Plus i was kinda doing a leauge of gentleman impression ' You can't come in here it's a local shop for local people!!!!'

[NowIWillDestroyAbydos]

How could it be a spoiler? I wrote this after the show aired. Isn't it a spoiler if I wrote about it before it aired?

People haven't seen it in the U.K., Syndication, and every country except the US. That's why is it's a spoiler. Did I clear it up for you?

[Madacapa]

No sperm isnt but I was just being safe sorry i got muddled.Plus i was kinda doing a leauge of gentleman impression ' You can't come in here it's a local shop for local people!!!!'

I don't know what you are talking about. If Clark has his powers, he would have killed Lana with his "super-sperm". That is all that I wanted to say.


"People haven't seen it in the U.K., Syndication, and every country except the US. That's why is it's a spoiler. Did I clear it up for you?"

Actually, no you didn't. I didn't do anything wrong, and my earlier post should not have been censored in any way!

[veneticuss]

actually you did something wrong, if you had read the FAQ more carefully, you'd notice, it is still a spoiler after the premier. It is a spoile as long as it is in syndication. So there should be a spoiler warning(thanks god there's one now)

[Major Tyler]

actually you did something wrong, if you had read the FAQ more carefully, you'd notice, it is still a spoiler after the premier. It is a spoile as long as it is in syndication. So there should be a spoiler warning(thanks god there's one now)

Hear, hear! I was just about to say that, my Czech friend. Green for you.

Also, due to the new mouse-over feature, the first sentence of the first post of a thread should not contain the spoiler.

[Bast]

We all know Clark is already married since enfancy to a female kryptonian!

Question is your telling me after Clark was running around mad in season 3 with his red krypt ring he didnt already lose his virginity then?

[TheObiJuan]

That scene was sweet.
Go clark, it's about time he gets his dream come true.

[Zekk]

Forget his dream what about mine
seriusly I aint never ben more jellous of one guy in all my life

[Qasim]

Lana sure is hot