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Sela
June 20th, 2004, 06:55 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- traquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill

PYRO
June 20th, 2004, 07:31 AM
OTC: He doesnt even go offworld.....

Crazedwraith
June 20th, 2004, 07:32 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- traquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.

Sela
June 20th, 2004, 07:39 AM
OTC: He doesnt even go offworld.....

1. For the record, Hammond has gone off world occasionally.
2. Anytime a soldier goes out on manuvers, he (and/or she) has a backpack.
3. Who cares? This is all fantasy anyway... :rolleyes:

PYRO
June 20th, 2004, 07:43 AM
1. For the record, Hammond has gone off world occasionally.
2. Anytime a soldier goes out on manuvers, he (and/or she) has a backpack.
3. Who cares? This is all fantasy anyway... :rolleyes:

1A: I know.
2A: Not everytime.
3A: Meh.

DJFavorite
June 20th, 2004, 07:47 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- traquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.


- The Red Phone

Iskandra
June 20th, 2004, 07:49 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
-another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again ;)

PYRO
June 20th, 2004, 07:50 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- traquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone


-The president

Iskandra
June 20th, 2004, 07:51 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- traquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone


-The president
Pyro, you didn't like my addition? ;)

Crazedwraith
June 20th, 2004, 07:51 AM
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- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
-another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
-the president
-An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.

Nolamom
June 20th, 2004, 07:53 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
-another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
-the president
-An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.

- uniform starch

Iskandra
June 20th, 2004, 07:56 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
-another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
-the president
-An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head ;)
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Nolamom
June 20th, 2004, 08:00 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis

Jprime
June 20th, 2004, 10:59 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis

- The Red Phone, cellular unit!

Ice^^Heat
June 20th, 2004, 11:08 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!

- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.

Lys
June 20th, 2004, 11:23 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.

- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.

Thoth
June 20th, 2004, 01:03 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.

-His general stars, which can double as throwing stars

Livi2Jack
June 20th, 2004, 01:15 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.

-His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
A short list of government folks who "owe him one."

Nolamom
June 20th, 2004, 03:31 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
- His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
- a short list of government folks who "owe him one"

- art supplies so he can paint during dull moments

Skydiver
June 20th, 2004, 05:09 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
- His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
- a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
- art supplies so he can paint during dull moments

love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic

Madeleine
June 20th, 2004, 07:34 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
- His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
- a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
- art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
- love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic

- A comb... and some paper to play a tune on

Newbie
June 20th, 2004, 07:37 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
- His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
- a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
- art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
- love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
- A comb... and some paper to play a tune on

- A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"

Sela
June 21st, 2004, 06:28 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
- His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
- a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
- art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
- love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
- A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
- A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
- A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares

Thor's Pal
August 9th, 2004, 08:28 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
- His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
- a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
- art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
- love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
- A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
- A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
- A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares
Something to help SG-1 find their happy centers i.e. for Jack, latest Simpson cartoon,

-Jules-
August 9th, 2004, 08:34 AM
does he even have a backpack?

Asgard Buddy
August 9th, 2004, 10:55 AM
the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
a picture of his wife
tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
The Red Phone
another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
the president
An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
uniform starch
an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
Sgt. Walter Davis
The Red Phone, cellular unit!
Relaxing herbal tea for everytime he sees Jack and Sam staring at each other.
A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares
Something to help SG-1 find their happy centers i.e. for Jack, latest Simpson cartoon

A dart board with Senator Kinsey's picture on it

Gilder
August 9th, 2004, 09:00 PM
the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
a picture of his wife
tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
The Red Phone
another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
the president
An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
uniform starch
an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
Sgt. Walter Davis
The Red Phone, cellular unit!
Relaxing herbal tea for everytime he sees Jack and Sam staring at each other.
A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares
Something to help SG-1 find their happy centers i.e. for Jack, latest Simpson cartoon
-A dart board with Senator Kinsey's picture on it

-An autographed photo of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

Gilder

Major Fischer
August 10th, 2004, 04:42 PM
the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
a picture of his wife
tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
The Red Phone
another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
the president
An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
uniform starch
an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
Sgt. Walter Davis
The Red Phone, cellular unit!
Relaxing herbal tea for everytime he sees Jack and Sam staring at each other.
A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares
Something to help SG-1 find their happy centers i.e. for Jack, latest Simpson cartoon
A dart board with Senator Kinsey's picture on it
"How to Speak Russian in Three Weeks."

Ancient 1
August 11th, 2004, 06:27 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- traquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
*thick mex accent*

:confused: Backpack?! Backpack!? I don't need no stinking backpack!!! :mad:

Gilder
August 18th, 2004, 08:12 PM
the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
a picture of his wife
tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
The Red Phone
another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
the president
An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
uniform starch
an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
Sgt. Walter Davis
The Red Phone, cellular unit!
Relaxing herbal tea for everytime he sees Jack and Sam staring at each other.
A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares
Something to help SG-1 find their happy centers i.e. for Jack, latest Simpson cartoon
A dart board with Senator Kinsey's picture on it
"How to Speak Russian in Three Weeks."

- A photo of MAJ Janet Fraiser, MD, whom he considered an extra daughter

Cpn. Chris(tine) Bowman
November 30th, 2004, 11:08 AM
the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
a picture of his wife
tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
The Red Phone
another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
the president
An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
uniform starch
an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
Sgt. Walter Davis
The Red Phone, cellular unit!
Relaxing herbal tea for everytime he sees Jack and Sam staring at each other.
A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares
Something to help SG-1 find their happy centers i.e. for Jack, latest Simpson cartoon
A dart board with Senator Kinsey's picture on it
"How to Speak Russian in Three Weeks."
- A photo of MAJ Janet Fraiser, MD, whom he considered an extra daughter

-ointment for muscle pain, to relieve the pain from going up and down the stairs to the control room at high speed several times a day.
- A note that reads "You better not let anything happen to my little girl, George, or else! ~ Love Jacob. PS Selmak says 'Hi'"

Dotus5
November 30th, 2004, 12:37 PM
the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
a picture of his wife
tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
The Red Phone
another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
the president
An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
uniform starch
an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
Sgt. Walter Davis
The Red Phone, cellular unit!
Relaxing herbal tea for everytime he sees Jack and Sam staring at each other.
A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares
Something to help SG-1 find their happy centers i.e. for Jack, latest Simpson cartoon
A dart board with Senator Kinsey's picture on it
"How to Speak Russian in Three Weeks."
* A photo of MAJ Janet Fraiser, MD, whom he considered an extra daughter
* ointment for muscle pain, to relieve the pain from going up and down the stairs to the control room at high speed several times a day.
* A note that reads "You better not let anything happen to my little girl, George, or else! ~ Love Jacob. PS Selmak says 'Hi'"
* The many resignation letters from Jack.