From The Stranger:
(WARNING: Some adult content)
Things Are Sexier in Space
BY WM.™ STEVEN HUMPHREY
Jul 14 - Jul 20, 2005
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Some excerpts:
In this version, legions of uppity Cylon robots are invented to serve the people of the planet Kobol. However, after a botched uprising, these buckets of bolts learn to evolve—becoming more devious than ever. They're faster, sleeker, stronger, and can even imitate humans to a tee (including emotional and sexual response... BANG!). Their goal? To make mincemeat out of all humankind. But even after nuking the **** out of the planet, 50,000 humans escape on the starship Galactica, desperately searching for a habitable place called "Earth." (OH, GREAT! More foreigners stealing our jobs!)
Anyway, in an attempt to trick the humans, the Cylons have cloned some of their sexier members to infiltrate the Galactica crew. This includes the blond hottie "Number Six" (a foxy "10" if you ask me), and Boomer, a Galactica pilot who excels in dropping the "boom" on her shipmates. But for those who require more out of their TV viewing than just knocking space boots, Battlestar Galactica is a gripping, realistic, and dark look at how it only takes a few well-intentioned people to destroy a civilization. On the Galactica, loyalties and friendships are tested, beloved characters are killed, and burgeoning governments are destroyed by suspicion—meanwhile, the Cylons have only one goal: Kill 'em all.
(WARNING: Some adult content)
Things Are Sexier in Space
BY WM.™ STEVEN HUMPHREY
Jul 14 - Jul 20, 2005
Click on the link to read the entire article.
Some excerpts:
In this version, legions of uppity Cylon robots are invented to serve the people of the planet Kobol. However, after a botched uprising, these buckets of bolts learn to evolve—becoming more devious than ever. They're faster, sleeker, stronger, and can even imitate humans to a tee (including emotional and sexual response... BANG!). Their goal? To make mincemeat out of all humankind. But even after nuking the **** out of the planet, 50,000 humans escape on the starship Galactica, desperately searching for a habitable place called "Earth." (OH, GREAT! More foreigners stealing our jobs!)
Anyway, in an attempt to trick the humans, the Cylons have cloned some of their sexier members to infiltrate the Galactica crew. This includes the blond hottie "Number Six" (a foxy "10" if you ask me), and Boomer, a Galactica pilot who excels in dropping the "boom" on her shipmates. But for those who require more out of their TV viewing than just knocking space boots, Battlestar Galactica is a gripping, realistic, and dark look at how it only takes a few well-intentioned people to destroy a civilization. On the Galactica, loyalties and friendships are tested, beloved characters are killed, and burgeoning governments are destroyed by suspicion—meanwhile, the Cylons have only one goal: Kill 'em all.
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