Things to wonder about while waiting for BSG Season 2

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From Science Fiction Buzz:

Universal questions to ponder while waiting for Battlestar Galactica to premiere in 31 days.

What fans are doing while waiting for the premiere of Battlestar Galactica (Take 2)

Take a break from starring aimlessly out the window, re-running old episode clips, hunting for BSG spoilers and replaying that online trailer for the 40th time looking for just one more piece of enlightenment.

Ponder, for a moment, the universal questions we studiously ignore.

• Can you cry under water?
  
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  
• If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  
• Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
  
• Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
  
• Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
  
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  
• What disease did cured ham actually have?
  
• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  
• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
  
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  
• If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
  
• Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
  
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  
• How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
  
• Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
  
• If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
  
• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
  
• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
  
• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
  
• Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
  
• When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
  
• Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
  
• If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
  
• Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
  
• Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  
• Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
  
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Okay, enough of that. Now back to reading BSG fan fiction.