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j r s missus
June 3rd, 2005, 06:08 AM
My answer to this would be:

I would visit the NOX cos i think they are mint and also i would visit the Azcard cos i think there canny

Also i would just wonder thru it in hopes of seeing SG1 LOL

:cool: ;)

Abydosian
June 3rd, 2005, 06:12 AM
It'd be great, until the goa'uld come knocking, or someone else comes to step through ;) Still - I'd love to own a stargate ;)

Where would I go? I'd like to go to a nice paradise planet like the one shown in Urgo - too bad it was a fake :P - Although I'm sure there are lots of nice planets, they just wouldn't make very good episodes.

j r s missus
June 3rd, 2005, 06:14 AM
Yea that is true,

But i think itd be loadza fun. Id go sssshhhooooppppiiiiinnnggg lol,

HAHA if other planets had shops ha ha :D

Abydosian
June 3rd, 2005, 06:26 AM
Actually - that's a good point - As far as I have seen on Stargate (up to start of Season 5) there hasnt been any concept of shops (if I recall correctly, please correct me if I am incorrect).

* tries to imagine a DHD and a Stargate in his garden

Also, don't really think you would be able to have a stargate in your house - the vortex at the start might cause a lot of damage ;) - unless you have got some nice big rooms.

The thing is, we also wouldn't have devices like M.A.L.Ps and it'd be too costly to construct them, especially considering the rate they are lost on the show - so it'd be hard to tell if planets are friendly or not :S

not so ancient
June 3rd, 2005, 06:35 AM
I'd go to Atlantis. I'd bring lots of coffee, my catz, terrabytes of movies and music, and some za'ats.

j r s missus
June 3rd, 2005, 07:28 AM
thats true, though wed have to be careful and not lose them, as for the vortex that is very true ha ha didnt think of that, er just build a big shed in your garden and stick it in that ha ha

No ive not seen one shop at all, i wonder were they get there clothes ha ha

No shops unbeliveable ha ha

i could def imagin a stargate and a dhd in my back garden it wud blend in with the hills ha ha Not!!

Sunkissed_stargate_traveller
June 3rd, 2005, 07:58 AM
I'd definately go to atlantis too - see all the ancient tech up close ... might get Sheppard to give me a tour :rolleyes:

blueiris
June 3rd, 2005, 08:08 AM
If I had a stargate, I'd be on that nice tropical planet ..........beaches, palm trees, hibiscus (or that planet's equivalent) blooming everywhere.
*That's Blueiris there in the the beach lounger in the sun, but near the palm tree, sipping a pina colada with an umbrella in it.

MartoufMarty
June 3rd, 2005, 08:10 AM
I'd have a gate in my room, and one in the kitchen.

That way I'll never have to walk downstairs.

... What? :P

Unamed
June 3rd, 2005, 08:24 AM
Id go to Atlantis and show the boyz how to kick some wraith ass..

wolverine_nl
June 3rd, 2005, 08:38 AM
I'd go and find myself a ship and call myself Black Beard in some faraway galaxy and start a new legend :P

kirmit
June 3rd, 2005, 08:43 AM
firstly I'd need a big house, I'd go visit Urgo but not for too long mite get annoying, then the nox (take sum scissors incase they want a haircut) then I'm off to Atlantis to do sum drag racing in a puddlejumper.

mazzmatazz
June 3rd, 2005, 08:45 AM
I've got one under the bed. But shhh. The CIA and M15 are already onto me

j r s missus
June 3rd, 2005, 08:48 AM
I would also go and have a go at flying a azgard ship that wud be MINT lol

One under your bed lol ive go one in my wardrobe! All i need do is walk in ha ha


:D

j r s missus
June 3rd, 2005, 08:52 AM
I'd go and find myself a ship and call myself Black Beard in some faraway galaxy and start a new legend :P


That would be well funny! Could i be your co piolt lol??

my name wud be Miss Explosive lol :D

StarDreamer
June 3rd, 2005, 09:24 AM
Atlantis!!! Definently!


... might get Sheppard to give me a tour :rolleyes:

nice... I'd have to go for that too :p

./freelancer
June 3rd, 2005, 10:35 AM
I'd go to that planet in Brief Candle, it seems nice..

knocknashee
June 3rd, 2005, 10:38 AM
I'd go to Atlantis I think...this galaxy isn't big enough for me and certain members of my family... :rolleyes:

Atteria
June 3rd, 2005, 10:43 AM
I'd go to Atlantis I think...this galaxy isn't big enough for me and certain members of my family... :rolleyes:

I couldn't agree with you more, knocknashee. :D

When do we leave? Soon, I hope? :p

Ancient 1
June 3rd, 2005, 11:40 AM
I'd have a gate in my room, and one in the kitchen.

That way I'll never have to walk downstairs.

... What? :P
But you would always get a busy signal. Because of gate proximity, the addresses wold be the same. I've seen enough of your post s to know that you should know that, MM.

BOT: It's not a matter of where, but when for me. I would go back to earlier times in the last century, buy all the right stocks, cash in so I could own Bill Gates, and retire in that time as a eccentric recluse while I made my way back to real time to have some real fun; like outfitting my own version of the NID! Naturlally, my gate would have an iris. :rolleyes:

Abydosian
June 3rd, 2005, 11:43 AM
* gets out his particle beam ;)

--

Hmm, interesting idea about time travel - but the thing was, it was very difficult to work out when they were going, and was more coincidental - in fact, in the end they needed advanced technology both times (with the tollan incident and 1969) to finally end up when thhey wanted

Abydosian
June 3rd, 2005, 11:46 AM
I'd have a gate in my room, and one in the kitchen.

That way I'll never have to walk downstairs.

... What? :P

Why go through all the trouble of stargates - especially considering the fact it'd most likely not work - just use Goa'uld transporter ring - they'd work great... I'd love some :)


DANIEL
Elevators are such a pain in the ass.

Atlantis1
June 3rd, 2005, 12:13 PM
Atlantis!!! I'd hope I had the ATA gene so I could fly a puddle jumper.

j r s missus
June 3rd, 2005, 12:17 PM
Apart from going abroad and to different galaxys i would use the stargate to guess what.................. GO TO WORK lol id wud be quicker as i work 39 miles away from my home :p

MarshAngel
June 3rd, 2005, 12:30 PM
Well my cielings are low so I'd have to set it up in my backyard then I'd take a visit to that planet when they lived in the virtual reality world. That garden seemed like a nice place to hang out.

CatGoddess
June 3rd, 2005, 12:42 PM
I'd be sorely tempted to send my mother-in-law through to Netu if it were still around... :p

Seriously, I'd put together a small library of nice, peaceful, off-the-beaten-track, bad-guy-free, planets, and spend some of my weekends and vacations offworld. "Sweetie, do you want to go skiing this weekend or relax on the beach? Beach? OK, dial up P2C-998 and grab your sunscreen."

Colonel Sharp
June 3rd, 2005, 12:58 PM
I've accually thought about this before and I have planned out my steps, first I would go to the Asgard, introduce myself and ask them to build me an iris and upgrade my computer syestem so that I could have my own little GDO (my own version, probably not as hi tech as the SGC). After I finished protecting Earth, I would get lots of zats and start exploring. Going to meet the Nox and the Tok'ra so no one good accidently shoots me. Next I would ask to borrow a few Tokra crystals and make my little own stargate command underground away from any major cities and move the stargate there (somehow :P), so when people come over they wont find out I have a gate and tell the NID. After that I dont know what I would do, probably just start exploring and find a cool place to settle down.

spg_1983
June 3rd, 2005, 01:03 PM
as far away as possible because my mom would be looking to kill me after i opened up a side of the house to get the thing in, and then vaporized half the inside with the opening kawoosh. plus the electricity bill for that month would be off the charts. so as far away from my mom as possible is where id go, lol. now if i put it in my apartment i wouldnt care if i destroyed the building so i would probably go find the asgard. i would try to get them to make me a commander of one of their ships.

Abydosian
June 3rd, 2005, 01:10 PM
I'd be sorely tempted to send my mother-in-law through to Netu if it were still around... There's always Hadante - not that I would condone such ideas ;)


first I would go to the Asgard, introduce myself and ask them to build me an iris and upgrade my computer syestem so that I could have my own little GDO (my own version, probably not as hi tech as the SGC). After I finished protecting Earth, I would get lots of zats and start exploring.

As nice as that would be, especially as an ideal-case scenario, do you believe the Asgard would be willing to help in that way and to that extent?

MartoufMarty
June 3rd, 2005, 01:11 PM
But you would always get a busy signal. Because of gate proximity, the addresses wold be the same. I've seen enough of your post s to know that you should know that, MM.
Bah! Once again you have thwrated my evil plans! :P

If that's spelt wrong, I don't care. I'm feeling very crappy right now. Damn cold :(

TechnoWraith
June 3rd, 2005, 01:32 PM
Definitely Atlantis!

That way i could go meet some Wraiths, cuase general mischief, and annoy the heckles outta Rodney, because he annoys the heckles outta me (In a good way, though)!

Oh yeah, i'd also go around pressing random buttons and go into random closets to see what happens. :p :D

Colonel Sharp
June 3rd, 2005, 02:22 PM
As nice as that would be, especially as an ideal-case scenario, do you believe the Asgard would be willing to help in that way and to that extent?

They will. The Asgard and I go back a long long long time, so long that im not even going to tell you :P.

wizengamot
June 4th, 2005, 02:33 PM
My backyard

TechnoWraith
June 4th, 2005, 03:13 PM
My backyard

You'd go to your backyard? Not another planet or something? ;)

Abydosian
June 4th, 2005, 03:40 PM
In order to do that, surely you'd need to go from another planet, and as the thread is if you had a stargate in your house, is your house on another planet ;)

Still, I can imagine many better places in preference to a backyard :)

greytop
June 4th, 2005, 11:54 PM
Every where. I love to travel but I would have to have the dough to pay for it.

LoveYouBaby
June 5th, 2005, 01:22 AM
Well if I found the Stargate that mysteriously appear in my house, I would definitely polish it up, a little. Make those red chevrons as bright as they can be! Then I will have to search for a DHD or start assembling power conduits to attach it onto the Stargate.

I think I would be happy enough to take my time and do random dialling, manually or whatever and see if I can establish a successful wormhole.

Abydosian
June 5th, 2005, 01:25 AM
Well, hopefully if we did find a stargate, there'd be a DHD too - that'd make life much easier

One thing I've wondered - if your neighbours/friends etc. saw and found out, how would you explain? ;)

TechnoWraith
June 5th, 2005, 04:13 AM
Well, hopefully if we did find a stargate, there'd be a DHD too - that'd make life much easier

One thing I've wondered - if your neighbours/friends etc. saw and found out, how would you explain? ;)

I'd just tell the neighbors it's a satellite dish that lights up once in awhile. And the DHD is sort of like a remote control that changes the statellite's receiving channels to help improve satellite reception. :D

Space Cadette
June 5th, 2005, 06:24 AM
Oh so many possibilities...

For starters I'd try to find a way to go elsewhere and then gate back to the SGC. I'd want to meet SG-1 :) But I'd have to find a way around that pesky iris. I could either meet up with an away team somehow, or maybe find some Nox or remaining Tollan to help me just walk through the thing.

While I was visiting the Nox, or Tollans, I'd probably see if they could predict a sun flare so I could use the gate to go back in time a bit. They'd have to help me with this part because I'm not smart enough to figure it out on my own. Once I had the correct calculations, I'd go back and save Frasier and probably Jacob as well.

I might or might not admit to the SGC that I had a gate of my own on earth right away. They might come and snatch it! Plus, then the Trust would find out... it could be a big mess. I might have to pretend I came from somewhere else. Or not... In real life I don't lie about things, but it seems to be an integral part of how the SGC and SG-1 work. Deception. So maybe "when in Rome..."

Ultimately, I'd try to get myself a job at the SGC. But I wouldn't mind spending some time studying with the Tollans (if any are left) or the Nox or the Asguard, or the "Giant Aliens". :)

Oh! Wait! I know what else I'd do! I'd go find all those people we've left hanging about and find out how they're doing! The bald Retu kid, the O'Neill Clone (yeah I know he's still on Earth!)... people like that.

I'd need to find a way to extend my life to do everything I'd want to do, so maybe I'd become host to a Tok'Ra eventually. Then in a few hundred years (and maybe in conjunction with some more time travelling), once everyone I knew and cared about had died out, I'd gate to a planet in the Delta Quadrant and meet up with Voyager. :D

./freelancer
June 5th, 2005, 07:08 AM
You know Voyager made it home, right?

_Owen_
June 5th, 2005, 07:15 AM
I would build a billion ZPMs, connect them all to the gate, and dial up that damn ninth chevron so we can finaly find out what it does.

Owen Macri

!Dorentus!
June 5th, 2005, 07:32 AM
I've always wanted a zat cuz those things are cool and then I'd probably try live w/ the nox or the asgard(I ain't smart enough to hope to learn from their tech anyway) the Hebridians are cool too. But going to Kheb and learning to ascend outdoes anything else,then I could go anywhere and see how much bad guy but the ancients would let me kick (probably not very much) like Daniel did. Oh! then I'd come back and give the gate to S.G.C. so noone could come through and make an assault on earth thru my house:eek:

iLemon
June 5th, 2005, 08:51 AM
Atlantis, what more can I say?

SeaBee
June 5th, 2005, 09:15 AM
I think greed would take over.
I'd find a nice little planet that had rivers running with gold and diamonds and fill my pockets. :D

And then I'd connect to some Goa'uld homeworld and use it as a garbage disposal.

Abydosian
June 5th, 2005, 11:12 AM
And then I'd connect to some Goa'uld homeworld and use it as a garbage disposal.
Hehe, that's a great idea! Just hope not to annoy them too much - dont want the Goa'uld DDOSing (to put a comptuer term to it - constantly keeping a wormhole active to disable the gate) the gate ;)

Just thought about a bad thing though - If looking at in Stargate terms - if the SGC were to find out, because they wouldn't be able to use their stargate - and could track the gate down like they did when the NID were using a gate or the Russians

Macharius0
June 5th, 2005, 12:11 PM
I'd gate to my kitchen and get a beer. LOL

Abydosian
June 5th, 2005, 12:24 PM
But from where though? From another place inside your house?

From what we know of Gate travel, this should not be possible (as already pointed out in the thread earlier) - perhaps Transporter rings would be more suitable?

If you really had a gate though, I'm sure you could find somewhere much more interesting than a kitchen ;)

knocknashee
June 5th, 2005, 12:27 PM
I couldn't agree with you more, knocknashee. :D

When do we leave? Soon, I hope? :p

As soon as I find my own Stargate...

wizengamot
June 5th, 2005, 01:26 PM
You'd go to your backyard? Not another planet or something? ;)

Well yes, but if lets think about this eh?

If I were to have a stargate in my house, those things are freaking huge!!! Right? I would desire to be able to get around. And since My place is really tiny, I doubt I would be able to get around it and, I rather like to barbeque.

Afterwards of course I would go to other planets, but I need a place to entertain my other-worldly guests, no?

Macharius0
June 5th, 2005, 02:47 PM
But from where though? From another place inside your house?

From what we know of Gate travel, this should not be possible (as already pointed out in the thread earlier) - perhaps Transporter rings would be more suitable?

If you really had a gate though, I'm sure you could find somewhere much more interesting than a kitchen ;)

Dude, it was a JOKE! Hence the "LOL".

Hex.FTB.enabled
June 5th, 2005, 08:05 PM
If I had a stargate, I'd be on that nice tropical planet ..........beaches, palm trees, hibiscus (or that planet's equivalent) blooming everywhere.
*That's Blueiris there in the the beach lounger in the sun, but near the palm tree, sipping a pina colada with an umbrella in it.
Took the words right out of my mouth! A beach and drinks that come with lil umbrellas in them. :)

p.s. j r s missus, for your sig, it's Lucy not Julie. Fun little I Love Lucy reference. :D

StarzSkyMoon
June 5th, 2005, 08:15 PM
a planet full of ice cream....i think that is my stomach talking. :)

Prolly a tropical paradise, where the villagers view outsiders as royalty, and will take me in and treat me as "the princess of the land"(haha karen that was for you;))

:cool: Lizbeth

Osiris-RA
June 5th, 2005, 08:54 PM
Well, first I'd pack up my P90, a few daggers and some snacks - no - LOTS of snacks and I'd dial up the Nox homeworld first because they're the best aliens EVER. Then I'd wait till some Goa'uld people came by, let them capture me, then I'd fight my way stealth like to the helm of the mother ship and drive it to the Asgard galaxy. I'd hail them and have them send up a transport to rescue me before they blow the goa'uld ship outta the sky then I'd borrow an Asgard mother ship and cruise the galaxy for a few months - being sure to return via stargate to Earth for dinner, my X-files DVD's and Alias. :D

chyron
June 7th, 2005, 04:46 PM
I'd invite my mother-in-law to come live in the house and take a permanet vacation. Who needs an iris when anyone or thing coming through the Stargate would have to face her and her cooking. Not to mention that she'd probably be quite p***ed off if someone came through in the middle of one of her soap operas.

David H
(P.S. I'm not married, just making a joke)

Darkstar
June 8th, 2005, 06:01 AM
i havent had the time to read all of the posts so this may have been mentioned before but first i would gate to the planet with the time loop device then i could do anything without consequence and be the king of groundhog day for all time if some chick threw a drink over me cos i came over too strong (has nearly happened before!) i would simply go back and try a different tactic or find out about all of the poeple i havent met then go back and amaze them or save their lives or get rich betting all of my money ohhhh the possibilities are weel and truly endless when the time loop device is concerened.

that way i would never get found out and and i could gate to any world in the subspace bubble and i wouldnt even have gate home when the loop ends i would be back where i started.
and any enemy who tried to gate in wouldn't be able to dial in earth would be well and truly cut off, the down side is the rest of the galaxy would age and advance and earth would be like a stuck record and any ship could probably breech the bubble and invade when they found out.

chyron
June 8th, 2005, 03:24 PM
What would happen if you couldn't get *IT* up and you didn't have an Viagra? You'd face the same humiliation time and time again.


i havent had the time to read all of the posts so this may have been mentioned before but first i would gate to the planet with the time loop device then i could do anything without consequence and be the king of groundhog day for all time if some chick threw a drink over me cos i came over too strong (has nearly happened before!) i would simply go back and try a different tactic or find out about all of the poeple i havent met then go back and amaze them or save their lives or get rich betting all of my money ohhhh the possibilities are weel and truly endless when the time loop device is concerened.

that way i would never get found out and and i could gate to any world in the subspace bubble and i wouldnt even have gate home when the loop ends i would be back where i started.
and any enemy who tried to gate in wouldn't be able to dial in earth would be well and truly cut off, the down side is the rest of the galaxy would age and advance and earth would be like a stuck record and any ship could probably breech the bubble and invade when they found out.

Hudson
June 9th, 2005, 02:57 AM
i would jump through it at stupid angles, based on the fact that you come out exactly as you went in, it would make some fantastic entrances.

aaaand id go get myself some zat`s, and a staff weapon. that would pwn.

mazzmatazz
June 9th, 2005, 03:08 AM
I'd put it upside down and make some Jaffa walk through ;)

j r s missus
June 29th, 2005, 12:34 AM
I would go to different parts of the world, itd save you a hell of alot of money wuddnt it lol. :D

~Thor~
June 29th, 2005, 01:34 AM
I would dial up a planet with a ancient head suka, and since I'm an ancient I wouldn't die or start talking ancient. I would then build a ZPM, and a small shield device to protect my house, as well as a shield for the gate. I then would build a stack more ZPMs dial up atlantis. Just before I step throught the gate I would remotely shut down the shield on Atlantis. I would also overload a naq generator to destroy my gate (but nothing else since the shield around my house would just reflect the energy. I would then fly Atlantis back to earth (after blowing up all the wraith and other evil people in Pegasus) cloak it before I come to close and then land it in the middle of some ocean. Then the Atlantis gate can replace the gate I destroyed (the one in my home) and Atlantis can be me new home. After that I would destroy all evil things in our galaxy,a nd then proceed to rid evil from all other galaxies. In between my destroying evil I would race PJ's and other ancient ships/warships.

j r s missus
April 12th, 2006, 11:44 PM
I would go to a different gallaxey to see if there really is life out there, i think it would be fun to see other systems :)

Happy_Gate
April 13th, 2006, 01:41 AM
I would go to Atlantis coz the Ori are gonna own the Milky Way!
Bye Suckers!!!

Tery O´Neill
April 13th, 2006, 02:09 AM
I will visit certainly Nox and Othalla, maybe some beautiful planet like Edora or Abydos (it´s do not exist - it´s a pity

somethinghuman
April 13th, 2006, 03:03 AM
I would go to an unihabited planet and set myself as supreme ruler of all I survey.....It would be empowering before the lonliness drove me stark raving mad :S

Happy_Gate
April 13th, 2006, 03:37 AM
I would go to an unihabited planet and set myself as supreme ruler of all I survey.....It would be empowering before the lonliness drove me stark raving mad :S
Well, you wouldn't have to be lonely, if you brought someone. Duh! :P

I would find every uninhabitated planet and claim it under my dummy corporation. If anyone wants to get at the resource or wants to live there, they have to pay me for the rights! :D

chyron
April 13th, 2006, 04:44 AM
Well, you wouldn't have to be lonely, if you brought someone. Duh! :P

I would find every uninhabitated planet and claim it under my dummy corporation. If anyone wants to get at the resource or wants to live there, they have to pay me for the rights! :D

I would go to a less developed world and turn it into a complete recreation of GUNSMOKE.

Commander Jumper
April 13th, 2006, 04:53 AM
If I had a Stargate..........*Manic laughter* let's just say it'll be just like anciet egypt all over again (except on a different planet....cuz Tau'ri wouldn't take that crud) sure it'll eventually lead to my down fall but it'd be fun while it lasted. plus before they could kill me I'd run off to pegasus and live under the assumed name of Mary Swartzingerman and no one would ever lnow. MUAHAHA!

(If any of this sounded completly insane it is because.....I am completely insane)

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
April 13th, 2006, 05:06 AM
i would go dial a black hole and go off in an asgard mothership saying bye suckers!

prion
April 13th, 2006, 05:06 AM
My answer to this would be:

I would visit the NOX cos i think they are mint and also i would visit the Azcard cos i think there canny

Also i would just wonder thru it in hopes of seeing SG1 LOL

:cool: ;)

Hmm, well, if I had a stargate... first thing I'd do is find some dead planet or a gate that drops into molten lava, then clean the basement and garage. Toss all the junk out! ;)

Can't think of anywhere to visit as anywhere the SG1 folk visit, they seem to get into trouble....

Rodan5757
April 13th, 2006, 05:39 AM
What do you mean if?

I head over to the Nox world quite a bit now-a-days. Nefreu is about 18 now, he's a bit younger then me but knowledgable beyond his years, we hang out riding the Fenri around. I tell him about Earth...he shows me what tree sap tastes really good on toast. It's a blast!

Ancient 1
April 13th, 2006, 05:08 PM
With the gou'uld threat at an all-time low, and the replicators gone, where wouldn't I go? ;)

Morgania
April 13th, 2006, 07:07 PM
Everywhere. I've always wanted to travel alot. *goes to look for a Zed-PM to take trips to far away galaxies*

Lord Shiva
April 13th, 2006, 07:13 PM
Straight to Chulak for my Goa'uld Symbiote :P

kisstian
April 13th, 2006, 07:24 PM
I would gate at precisely the time that there would be a huge solar flare and I would go back in time and eliminate a historic figure or two who made this world worse off. Yeah, I know the whole grandfather thing....changing history,yadda, yadda. I'll take one for the team. Then again, if I wasn't born because I changed history, then I could never gate back in time, could I? Doh!!!

aintright
April 13th, 2006, 07:26 PM
straight to where ever Jack was dialing -- sure hope that tptb will send him on an offworld adventure in his S10 apps.

Enzo Aquarius
April 13th, 2006, 07:43 PM
Ooooh, I could have lots of fun with a Stargate. First, I could use it to get rid of garbage on an uninhabited world.

Second, would most likely be for exploration. Maybe pick up some weapons too, lol.

the fifth man
April 13th, 2006, 07:47 PM
With the gou'uld threat at an all-time low, and the replicators gone, where wouldn't I go? ;)

I so know what you mean. All one has to do is avoid Prior-controlled worlds and the Lucian Alliance these days.:D

I'd love the whole exploration of the galaxy aspect of going through the gate. Of course, all the hot alien babes wouldn't be bad either.;)

mckaychick
April 14th, 2006, 01:36 PM
atlantis!!!!!

chyron
April 14th, 2006, 07:38 PM
Rivendale

MajorSam
April 14th, 2006, 07:44 PM
Ever since Ascension back in S5 I've had a huge long-running joke with a friend about having a Stargate In the Basement...

So lets go with that :D that's where all my good stuff is anyways!!!!

Peoples_General
April 14th, 2006, 08:27 PM
I would actually get 2 StarGates. One for my house and the other at my girl's apartment! :D She's over an hour away... so there's no need to go through traffic and etc. to get to each other's place.

Captain-Peregrine
April 14th, 2006, 09:02 PM
I would go to Atlantis... and Daniel would come with me. :D

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
April 15th, 2006, 01:11 AM
I'd do what jack did in joking.com's (http://www.joking.com/) 3rd SG1 parody, dial the Aschen homeworld and pee in it

knocknashee
April 15th, 2006, 01:15 AM
Go through to Atlantis and never return...

plaw15
April 15th, 2006, 09:09 AM
I would go find a nice tropical planet.

Flygirl
April 15th, 2006, 09:17 AM
My kids think I've got a Stargate in my shed, that I'm the God Nut and that their Dad is my Jaffa prime. I think I'd gate to some where nice and hot, just to escape from the men in the white coats!!!:vortex04:

Primus Commander Woden
April 15th, 2006, 10:19 AM
Umm

Atlantis obviously...but for a laugh...Middle Earth....and then open a wormhole to the ori homeworld and pee through it i like that idea, kind of stole it from you Wako sorry!

chyron
April 16th, 2006, 12:48 PM
...I'd pack it up and hit the next GateCon charging $10.00 per person per off-world trip.

wolverine_nl
April 16th, 2006, 12:54 PM
I would go to a planet with no wars and no useless/senseless voilence...where there is no currency(money) so there are no worries and you have robots do everything for you, you just sit there and do nothing for a month, like a vacation planet, Holiday-on-Mars :jack_new_anime06:

Bragi
April 16th, 2006, 12:54 PM
The girl's locker room.

Oh wait.......... that's if I were invisible...............

wolverine_nl
April 16th, 2006, 12:59 PM
The girl's locker room.

Oh wait.......... that's if I were invisible...............
Maybe link a phasedevice on that, then you are out of phase and the females don't see you :jack_new_anime05:

chyron
April 16th, 2006, 01:18 PM
...online and start a vicious bidding war on eBay between all of the gateheads.

mckaychick
April 16th, 2006, 02:43 PM
...online and start a vicious bidding war on eBay between all of the gateheads.
lol

Findo
April 16th, 2006, 03:23 PM
I'd go to Cheyenne Mountain to see Jack...but I'd radio them first. Don't want my first journey to be a trip to the surface of the iris ;-)

Sally

mckaychick
April 16th, 2006, 03:40 PM
I'd go to Cheyenne Mountain to see Jack...but I'd radio them first. Don't want my first journey to be a trip to the surface of the iris ;-)

Sally
yeah that wouldnt be good

camulus13
April 19th, 2006, 06:58 PM
my top 5 planets i would visit.
1) P4X-377
2) P3X-774
3) P3X-118
4) Pengar
5) Tagrea

Metonic
April 19th, 2006, 07:23 PM
Hmmm... If I had a stargate in my house.... I would walk out the door in disbelief... then I'd tie it to the Top of my van, facing upwards(anyone tries to use it, they fall back in...) take it to washington, and sign a deal, so I can use it at ANY point in time that I feel neccessary, as well as get all up to date information, and my own Puddle Jumper, plus 300k a year for renting it out.

Morgania
April 19th, 2006, 07:27 PM
First I'd go to Langara to pick something up, then find a ZPM, and head to Atlantis. ;)

RuleBritannia
April 20th, 2006, 12:22 PM
A galaxy far, far away...

DrPepperJunkie
April 20th, 2006, 04:41 PM
if i had a Stargate in my house i'd go to Cimmeria. i've always had an affinity for that planet :)

Jakebbq
April 21st, 2006, 12:15 AM
If i had a stargate i would go get my DNA edited on the DNA editing machine from Prototype then i would go to a planet with a brain sucky thing that give you knowledge get a oneill class vessile and equip it with drones that i would know how to make thanks to the brain sucky thing and Add 10 ZPM's because i could make them and be come a powerful leader for the race of technologicaly advanced humans which had the power to destroy the ori

I_Practice_Origin
April 23rd, 2006, 11:04 AM
The Nox Homeworld cause i could visit their floating city!!! that would be the best thing in the world!!!

Primus Commander Woden
April 24th, 2006, 06:42 AM
carter's house!

Qtyled
April 24th, 2006, 07:09 AM
If I had a stargate I'd go to Tealc's house. I've alway's had an affinity for that place.

hahaha!!! Do you get it!...

sorry

j r s missus
January 5th, 2007, 01:05 AM
I would go to Atlantis to see what its like