Spinoff - Change a word thread

[petzke_42]

Nope, nothing to do with Atlantis...as I was trudging along in "the small things..." thread, I got this idea. This will start out as "The big things that make you happy thread," only this is the *****ONLY***** thread in which it will be perfectly 100% right to change a word in someone else's quote. Do it randomly and lets just see how chaotic it can get. It would be easy to just write anthing you want, so lets make it so you can only change up to/add TWO or less word(s). (You can delete whole lines or whatever though.)

I suppose a couple big things that would make me happy would be a million dollars, or a new car...though I wouldnt know! (The winks mean you should get me either )

[Madeleine]

I suppose a couple big things that would make me happy would be a million dollars, or a new car...though I wouldnt know! (The winks mean you should get me DRUNK )

There. I changed a word, and capitalised my replacement word. Did I do it right? I'm not entirely sure I haven't completely missed the point

[petzke_42]

There. I changed my pants. Did I do it right? I'm not entirely sure I haven't completely missed the point

You did it right

If you don't change them, they may start to smell