Jack and Sam Dating Questions

[morjana]

I found these questions on Yahoo:

Questions to ask on a first date
http://personals.yahoo.com/static/content_fe_17

(The idea is to get the dating couple to start talking about
themselves to that they can get to know each other. Yes, Jack and Sam
have worked together for eight years -- but more on a professional
level than on a dating level.)


And thought we could apply them to Jack and Sam as they prepare for
their first "date."

Question Number One:

It's three A.M.

On Earth.

Jack/Sam are in a deep sleep (in their separate domiciles) --

suddenly the fire alarm goes off . . .

As Jack/Sam run out of the respective domiciles, what's the first
thing Jack/Sam would grab (excluding things that breathe) to take
with them?


Morjana

[morjana]

Question # Two

"He who laughs, lasts." -- Mary Poolegive

Who is most likely to make you laugh?

What do you think Jack or Sam would answer to that?

And...if you asked Jack about Sam, or Sam about Jack, what do you
think their reply would be?

Morjana

[sg-1fanintn]

Homer Simpson is most likely to make Jack laugh. That's easy.

If you asked Sam who is most likely to make her laugh, I think she'd say, "Jack."

The first question is harder......

I think Sam might grab a picture of Jacob. Jack might grab a picture of Charlie.....or his pants.

[Spimman]

Jack is more likely to make Sam laugh, especially because she laughs when she is nervous/uncomfortable around Jack and he might be more likely to laugh at...Daniel falling in his pond.

[Skydiver]

i agree. if sam was trying to make jack laugh, she'd play the simpsons. as to jack making sam laugh....that's a toughie.

tell her dumb jokes?

arrange for a way for her to get an adrenaline rush?

[Agent_Dark]

Not just dumb jokes Sky, but corny Physics jokes:

Q: What is the difference between a Quantum Theorist and a Beauty
Therapist?
A: The Quantum Theorist uses Planck's Constant as a foundation,
whereas the Beauty Therapist uses Max Factor.

or

Q: What do you call it when atomic scientists grab their rods and gather
around the old watering hole?
A: Nuclear fishin'

I'm sure Sam would get a rise outta them!

Edit: Oh this one is perfect!
A Simpleton's Guide to Science;

Relativity : Family get-togethers at Christmas
Gravity : Strength of a glass of beer
Time travel : Throwing the alarm clock at the wall
Black holes : What you get in black socks
Critical mass: A gaggle of film reviewers
Hyperspace : Where you park at the superstore

[Skydiver]

LOL

i can see jack doing that

or get teal'c to tell jaffa jokes

[morjana]

Question Number One:

It's three A.M.

On Earth.

Jack/Sam are in a deep sleep (in their separate domiciles) --

suddenly the fire alarm goes off . . .

As Jack/Sam run out of the respective domiciles, what's the first
thing Jack/Sam would grab (excluding things that breathe) to take
with them?

In answering my own question...I think Jack would grab his sidearm and a flashlight.

Sam would grab her cellphone and a flashlight.

Morjana

[morjana]

Question # Two

Who is most likely to make you laugh?

What do you think Jack or Sam would answer to that?

And...if you asked Jack about Sam, or Sam about Jack, what do you
think their reply would be?

For Jack -- the Simpsons.

For Sam -- Fawlty Towers and John Cleese.

If you asked Jack about Sam, I think Jack would say -- the Simpsons (Jack is at heart a Simpsons minion).

If you asked Sam about Jack, I think Sam would say the sound of children playing.

Morjana

[fan of jack]

Hmmm.
I also think jack would grab a picture of charlie and sam would grab a picture of jacob.
for question 2
If sam was trying to make jack laugh definatly the simpsons
If jack was trying to make sam laugh he'd act the fool and make silly jokes, after all hes done it before!

[morjana]

Question # 3

"Education is learning what you didn't know you didn't know." --
Daniel J. Boorstin

If Jack and Sam were to take a short class for the fun of it, what would it most likely be?

*******

Morjana

[fan of jack]

Question # 3

"Education is learning what you didn't know you didn't know." --
Daniel J. Boorstin

If Jack and Sam were to take a short class for the fun of it, what would it most likely be?

*******

Morjana

oooh nice one!
maybe something fun and adventurous...hmmm...how about a languages class, they could talk to each other and no-one would know what they were talking about!
oh hang on daniel would would'nt he.
oooh body painting