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chyron
April 24th, 2005, 03:18 AM
Teyla literally flies through the wormhole landing into a roll in the middle of the Gate/Control room. She is followed by several other team members.
Dr. Weir: Close the iris! Teyla, are you alright? Where's Sheppard & McKay?
Teyla: The Wraith have captured Major Sheppard and Dr. McKay. I believe that they have been taken to a Wraith Hive Ship that has not yet fully awakened.

Interior of a wraith hive ship. Sheppard and McKay are in shakles walking down a hallway with two wraith guards to either side.
Sheppard: So what, going to disinfect us before you SUCK the life out of us?
McKay: We should be so lucky.
Wraith Guard #1: Silence...we are taking you to the Lord Emporer of the Wraith
McKay: ...Lord....Emporer...
Sheppard: Yes, I know...it is a bit pretencious...I always thought Supreme Commander would be fitting
The group arrive in a chamber. Obviously the Lord Emporer is sitting in a chair affixed above a platform with ten or so steps leading up to it. He is hidden in shaddow.
Wraith Guard: My Lord...the prisoners
(They shove McKay and Sheppard onto the floor.)
The Lord Emporer stands up.
The Lord Emporer (stepping forward into the light reveiling that he is Austin Powers): Groovey Baby!

How else would you like to see this very special, vilian?


Note:
This thread is in tribute to the Austin Powers Star Wars:Episode 1 Anti-Trailer which begins with a shot of what appears to be an unfished Death Star. The camera approaches what appears to be a throne. The chair turns reveiling the Shadadelic one himself.

ShadowMaat
April 24th, 2005, 05:52 AM
If this is part of a fanfic or an idea for an ep/story, it should be in the Fanfic section. We don't want to get any of the producers in trouble and since they aren't allowed to read fanfics...

There's also no need to post this twice. Once is MORE than enough and if no one replies immediately, well... that's the way of things around here. :)

Personally, I hate Austin Powers and I think that all things associated with him are utter crap, but even ignoring that, last time I checked Austin was a good guy. I find it hard to believe he'd be posing as any sort of ruler of the Wraith.

And finally, if you want to suggest possible guest stars for SG-1 and/or Atlantis, there are already a couple of threads on the subject:

http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=11147

http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=922

chyron
April 24th, 2005, 05:42 PM
1. I kept getting a DB error from the site when I tried posting which may have caused the double posting.

2. I AM *NOT* serious about AP making an appearance. I chose this specific title to bait viewers into reading the thread and to surprise them.

David H