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    A Good Wraith

    They should make an episode where a Wraith helps out the Atlantis team. Better yet, they should have a wraith fall in love with Major Sheppard.

    #2
    How do you get around the problem of the Wraith needing to feed on humans?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Darth Buddha
      How do you get around the problem of the Wraith needing to feed on humans?
      ROFLMAO
      gumboYaYa: you are all beautiful, your words and openness are what make that shine. don't forget how much talent love and beauty you all have.
      so for now, peace love love love more love and happy, and thank you, thank you, thank you
      love Torri

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        #4
        Originally posted by Darth Buddha
        How do you get around the problem of the Wraith needing to feed on humans?
        exactly, the wraith arent anymore evil than we are for farming cattle for food. you cant really say they are good or bad, they are just doing what is neccasary to survive, they didnt choose to have to feed on humans

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          #5
          Originally posted by qasimjavid
          ROFLMAO
          No, seriously.

          If you find a suitable "human substitute" (called "humitute" from here on out) suddenly the Wraith become a non-issue. You invite them over for tea and humitute, and discuss diplomatic relations, exchanges of technology, and the like.

          Hell, it's Federationsville, with the Wraith as the new Klingons.

          Imagine the lucrative "humitute" production contracts back home!

          You could even have competing brands of "humitute" advertising:

          "Horace the Homely's Humitute... the next best thing to squirming hominid in a can!"

          (well, maybe I'm not so serious after all)

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            #6
            Originally posted by Darth Buddha
            No, seriously.

            If you find a suitable "human substitute" (called "humitute" from here on out) suddenly the Wraith become a non-issue. You invite them over for tea and humitute, and discuss diplomatic relations, exchanges of technology, and the like.

            Hell, it's Federationsville, with the Wraith as the new Klingons.

            Imagine the lucrative "humitute" production contracts back home!

            You could even have competing brands of "humitute" advertising:

            "Horace the Homely's Humitute... the next best thing to squirming hominid in a can!"

            (well, maybe I'm not so serious after all)
            ROFLMAO x 2
            gumboYaYa: you are all beautiful, your words and openness are what make that shine. don't forget how much talent love and beauty you all have.
            so for now, peace love love love more love and happy, and thank you, thank you, thank you
            love Torri

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              #7
              How do you get around goa'uld need ing to take hosts? They take willing hosts! How do uyou gewt around The wraitth eating people? They eat other wraith like in the defiant one!

              Perfecto!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Major_Griff
                They eat other wraith like in the defiant one!
                MMMMM Sounds delicous. On the real though-


                A good Wraith is a dead Wraith.

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                  #9
                  If you want to make friends with the Wraith just set up some kind of program to give them all of Earths higher criminals. It'd keep them happy and dependant on us for food and lower our planetary crime rate through fear of horrifying consequences.

                  "You are hereby remanded to the custoday of the SGC to be transported through the stargate to the Pegasus Galaxy where you will be fed on by a Wraith individual until such time as you are dead. take him away"

                  I'd make a great world leader dontcha think.

                  Telling them the Goa'uld have sarcophogas devices that can bring the dead back to life and thus potentially provide them with an unlimited food supply is also a neat way to kill two of Earth's not so favorite birds with one stone.

                  We can sit back and place bets with the Asguard and Jaffa.

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                    #10
                    Can the wraith feed on non humanoid life forms? I do not know if this has been adressed on the show or not.

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                      #11
                      They tried to feed Steve a bunch of different things that he refused to eat when they captured him but he might just have been doing it out of defiance or their cheff might have really sucked.

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                        #12
                        Cows! Pigs! Chickens!

                        They could invite the Wraith for negotiations on a nuteral planet over steak, pork chops, kentuky-fried chicken and life-force. Everyone's happy!

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ouroboros
                          "You are hereby remanded to the custoday of the SGC to be transported through the stargate to the Pegasus Galaxy where you will be fed on by a Wraith individual until such time as you are dead. take him away"
                          Later Michael...LOL


                          BTW- The the sarcaphagus idea is cool too.

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                            #14
                            Wait! We all know that a Wraith doesn't need to feed constantly to stay alive. In the episode, "the Defiant One", that Wraith must have been alive for 2000 years since his last feeding. Since the Ga'ould have a resistance, the Tokra, I think the Wraith should have a resistance.

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                              #15
                              Can the wraith eat cows?

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