They should make an episode where a Wraith helps out the Atlantis team. Better yet, they should have a wraith fall in love with Major Sheppard.
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Originally posted by Darth BuddhaHow do you get around the problem of the Wraith needing to feed on humans?gumboYaYa: you are all beautiful, your words and openness are what make that shine. don't forget how much talent love and beauty you all have. so for now, peace love love love more love and happy, and thank you, thank you, thank you
love Torri
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Originally posted by Darth BuddhaHow do you get around the problem of the Wraith needing to feed on humans?
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Originally posted by qasimjavidROFLMAO
If you find a suitable "human substitute" (called "humitute" from here on out) suddenly the Wraith become a non-issue. You invite them over for tea and humitute, and discuss diplomatic relations, exchanges of technology, and the like.
Hell, it's Federationsville, with the Wraith as the new Klingons.
Imagine the lucrative "humitute" production contracts back home!
You could even have competing brands of "humitute" advertising:
"Horace the Homely's Humitute... the next best thing to squirming hominid in a can!"
(well, maybe I'm not so serious after all)
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Originally posted by Darth BuddhaNo, seriously.
If you find a suitable "human substitute" (called "humitute" from here on out) suddenly the Wraith become a non-issue. You invite them over for tea and humitute, and discuss diplomatic relations, exchanges of technology, and the like.
Hell, it's Federationsville, with the Wraith as the new Klingons.
Imagine the lucrative "humitute" production contracts back home!
You could even have competing brands of "humitute" advertising:
"Horace the Homely's Humitute... the next best thing to squirming hominid in a can!"
(well, maybe I'm not so serious after all)gumboYaYa: you are all beautiful, your words and openness are what make that shine. don't forget how much talent love and beauty you all have. so for now, peace love love love more love and happy, and thank you, thank you, thank you
love Torri
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If you want to make friends with the Wraith just set up some kind of program to give them all of Earths higher criminals. It'd keep them happy and dependant on us for food and lower our planetary crime rate through fear of horrifying consequences.
"You are hereby remanded to the custoday of the SGC to be transported through the stargate to the Pegasus Galaxy where you will be fed on by a Wraith individual until such time as you are dead. take him away"
I'd make a great world leader dontcha think.
Telling them the Goa'uld have sarcophogas devices that can bring the dead back to life and thus potentially provide them with an unlimited food supply is also a neat way to kill two of Earth's not so favorite birds with one stone.
We can sit back and place bets with the Asguard and Jaffa.
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Originally posted by Ouroboros"You are hereby remanded to the custoday of the SGC to be transported through the stargate to the Pegasus Galaxy where you will be fed on by a Wraith individual until such time as you are dead. take him away"
BTW- The the sarcaphagus idea is cool too.
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