Which Goa'uld Would You Serve?

[David]

Which Goa'uld would you serve (if you had the choice)? And why?

I would love to serve Osiris (only after he had taken Sarah). Love to bring fruit and juice and massage those beautiful tootsies.

[Geekyred]

Baal. The lovely, evil, torturing Baal. Would have absolutely no problems bowing down before that particular God.
Not since John Shea played Lex Luthor has being a nasty B*£$%^d looked so darned attractive.

[ShadowMaat]

Baal. Definitely. Though I might get along with Bastet or Kali, and they probably have lots of... energetic young men running around.

Nirrti might be interesting, too. Would love to help her "examine" some of her victims.

[Nolamom]

Baal - that god is sexy! I'm thinking first prime...I know of a few people that could do with some torturing
Nmom

[David]

they probably have lots of... energetic young men running around.

Not sure, ShadowMaat. Remember that Seth's male servents were turned into eunics. May not apply to all Goa'uld, though, but probably.

[ShadowMaat]

Not sure, ShadowMaat. Remember that Seth's male servents were turned into eunics. May not apply to all Goa'uld, though, but probably.

Yeah, but Seth was a guy. He didn't want there to be any competition for his affections whereas the women... well, not gonna go there in a PG forum, but I'll just say I think their rules are a little different.

Luckily, my reproductive organs are on the inside.

[David]

Luckily, my reproductive organs are on the inside.

Yeah I keep getting thrown off by the McKay avatar. Thanks for reminding me

[ShadowMaat]

Yeah I keep getting thrown off by the McKay avatar. Thanks for reminding me

If you had any decent snarky female avs it wouldn't be a problem.

Just wait until I unlock the goa'uld. I'm thinking Nirrti suits my personality.

[Nolamom]

She just has a weakness for McKay...and Luke of course!

However, that is a valid point about lots of attractive young men running about. I shall have to reconsider Goa'uld servitude!
Nmom

[ShadowMaat]

She just has a weakness for McKay...and Luke of course!

McKay is dreamy. Not quite as dreamy as Luke, of course, but still pretty darn cool.

I love his attitude. Reminds me of me.

[Otis]

If someone wanted to pick Yu then they could gain more power for themselves since he is in such bad shape!

[David]

Just wait until I unlock the goa'uld. I'm thinking Nirrti suits my personality.

How do you know I made a Nirrti avatar?

OK! I made a Nirrti avatar. Sheesh.

[Hostile]

Ming The Merciless



I got a thing for beards. And Chinese culture.

[Penance]

nirrti. because she is obviously the best one.

[Hostile]

nirrti. because she is obviously the best one.

She's... a bit muscular for a chick :/ Dont ya think?