You pick the stars of the new SG movie!

[iwannabeLexa]

Let's say you are TBTB in charge of casting the new Stargate movie... BUT, instead of using the SG-1 cast that we have all come to know and love, you are told to only cast big name movie stars in all of the title roles... who do you choose? Who out there would make a good Jack? A good Daniel? and so on and so on.. Here are my picks:

Jack: Bruce Willis
Daniel:.... undecided yet... tuffie!
Teal'c: The Rock
Sam: Charlize Theron

[petzke_42]

Jack: Kurt Russel
Daniel: James Spader
Teal'c: I dunno
Sam: I dunno

[Teal'c17]

Jack:Mel Gibson(even though he hates Jews!)
Daniel:James Spader
Teal'C:Michael Clarke Duncan
Sam:Cameron Diaz

[Happy Fun Ball]

Jack: Steve Irwin
Daniel: Eddie Deezen
Teal'c: Richard Moll
Sam: Janet Leigh
Jonas: Matthew Broderick
Hammond: Patrick Stewart
Chevron Guy: Ben Stein

[Catysg1]

Who is James Spader?



Jack: Christophe Lambert

Sam : Charlize Theron

Teal'c : Will Smith

Daniel: Johnny Deep

Jonas: Hugh Grant


Caty

[petzke_42]

Thank God none of you people are in charge of casting

[KokiriChild]

Jack: Steve Irwin
Daniel: Eddie Deezen
Teal'c: Richard Moll
Sam: Janet Leigh
Jonas: Matthew Broderick
Hammond: Patrick Stewart
Chevron Guy: Ben Stein

hahaha, I so mis-read that and thought you said Daniel was to be played by Eddie Izzard!

[Hostile]

Sam : Charlize Theron

You are a genius.

Jack = Christopher Walken
Daniel = Jackie Chan
Teal'C = Snoop Dogg
Hammond = Tommy Lee Jones

Lets see you beat THAT for all-out obscurity.

Oh yeah, and Danny Devito as Thor. Because he's short and irritating.

[Mio]

Let's say you are TBTB in charge of casting the new Stargate movie... BUT, instead of using the SG-1 cast that we have all come to know and love, you are told to only cast big name movie stars in all of the title roles... who do you choose? Who out there would make a good Jack? A good Daniel? and so on and so on.. Here are my picks:

Jack: Bruce Willis
Daniel:.... undecided yet... tuffie!
Teal'c: The Rock
Sam: Charlize Theron

Phft.

Replace SG-1 with the team from 3rd Rock From the Sun....

Now THERE'S an interesting stargate movie....

[Jafana]

Phft.

Replace SG-1 with the team from 3rd Rock From the Sun....

Now THERE'S an interesting stargate movie....

The seinfeld cast would probably be funnier.
Jack: Jerry
Teal'c: Kramer
Daniel: (as much as it pains me to do it) George
Sam: Elaine.
Dr. Frasier: George's mum
General Hammond: George's Dad.

or you could even use the cast of Frasier.
Jack: Frasier's Dad (coz he's the funniest)
Daniel: Frasier
Teal'c: Niles
Sam: Daphne