Favorite/Not So Favorite Stargate Quotes !

[Mr Prophet]

No-one seems to have mentioned my favourite; the line that really endeared Jonas to me:

<Faced with an enraged Colonel Chekov, turns unphazed to Sam> "For example, it might not be that obvious to everyone, but this man is actually very upset."

[Sela]

My new favorite quote just popped up in tonight's episode (Heroes, Pt 1):

"Dr. Jackson is going to die when he sees this!"

"What - again?"

Love it.

[Anthro Girl]

With the exception of what's in my sig, I can't answer this one except to say "ditto"!

Oh wait...another fave of mine from Fragile Balance:
Loki: I was stripped of my stature after I was caught performing unsanctioned experiments on humans.
O'Neill: What, you've got sanctioned ones?

[Sir Ruff]

Thor- I like the yellow ones
Carter- Oh god.. sorry


Well this is not funny but I like this because for once thor gives a humane picture of himself. Instead of that always so official look.

[chachu64]

From "Fallout": You want your own planet?

[thor39]

One of my favourite quotes is probably

Thor: "I like the yellow ones best"

[Ruralstar]

Here are my favorite and not-so-favorite quotes from Stargate!

Favorite:
"You ended that sentence with a preposition ... bas****!"
"My melted ice is to die for."
"Do we or do we not have a Zanax detector?"
"It's My Sidearm.. I swear.."
"Well.. Maybe a hall..."
"I would prefer not to consume bovine lactose at any temperature."
"No conspiracy!"
"I have made you... Better!"

Not-So-Favorite:
"You Go Yu.. Sorry!..."

There are a ton of memorable quotes, but I would be here all day. A handful that come right to mind

"You Rat Ba*****"
"Though a Candle Burns in my house there's nobody home."
"What" (Almost anytime Jack says it.)
The whole Wacko speech from WoO

Least faves is a pretty short list. The two I can think of immediately are.

"Holy Buckets" From Serpent's Song
"Well spank me rosey." Full Circle. The latter is an RDA adlib and I know some folks find it hysterical, sorry I thought it was just lame.

[shelsfc]

From Heroes -

Bregman- That's it, it's fascinating? Why were we running?

Daniel- Oh, I just wanted to see if you'd chase me...

[e7of7]

Ok, got some more:

O'Neill: "I have no friends. In the woods or otherwise."

& from the same ep: "You know that we come in peace business? Bite me."

[thor39]

Here's something nice that I think Gary Jones the chevron guy says in Between two fires....

<Chevron guy facing control panel listening to Narim's last words...the transmission goes>"I'm sorry sir the transmission just died"

I mean what the hell is that kinda thing to say, like Narim just died but...oops the transmission is more important

[klae]

I like "Hello Newman."

Only funny if you used to watch Seinfeld.

[Captain Amazing]

From Window of Opportunity. More of a favourite moment than quote:

Jack: What kind of an archaeologist carries a gun?

Daniel: Eh...I do!

Jack: Bad example!

[Shadow2751]

Warning:
Spoiler-O-rama (quotes may contain (rather will contain) spoilers)








I warned you.

What's your favourite quotes?

(any season)

One of mine:
O'NEILL: Yupsureyabetcha

[veneticuss]

There is already some rooom with quotes just to let you know

[veneticuss]

Go there and you'll get your question answered

[Thoth]

"In the middle of my back swing!" Window of Opportunity

No harm having two of them

[Thoth]

"Two fries short of a happy meal. Wacko!" WOO

Airman opens a door which smacks into Teal'c
Airman: "Oh! Sorry sir"
Teal'c: "you have said that many times. Perhaps next time I will not be so forgiving"

Next time:
Airman: "Oh! Sorry sir"
Teal'c throws Airman back into room, closes door and walks off. WOO

That was such a funny episode!

[Crazedwraith]

Jack: Lucy! I'm hoome!
Teal'c: I'm not lucy.

and the bit after no one quotes but i like:
Jack: Just let me out! I'm fine!
Teal'c: I can be sure! You refered to me as "Lucy"

Also see my sig.

From the other guys:
O'Neill:Oh look! He's got Coombs with him!!

I'm sure there are more but i can't think of any.

[the_fours]

one i just came up with

o'niell: oh well i expected the other shoe to drop eventually
thor: we can only hope this is the last footwear to fall

i forgot how funny that was

[eemc2trpr]

O'Neill: "C'mon, get me out of here. Tell ya what, let me put it nicely. Get me the hell out of here!"
Hammond: "If that isn't O'Neill, I want to know who the hell we're looking at."