Just found this:
http://www.tokra.dk/jokes.html
Some cool jokes. It really reminded me how cool stargate was and still is!
http://www.tokra.dk/jokes.html
Some cool jokes. It really reminded me how cool stargate was and still is!
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"A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose...drips."
I remember that one from the show,that was great.
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lol I laughed so hard at that joke... Teal'c is funny...Originally posted by StevenSG1 View Post"A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose...drips."
I remember that one from the show,that was great.
Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.
"I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." 
- Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
"Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.
Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread
~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...Comment
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I saw the title of this thread and was immediately "I'm gonna put Teal'c's joke in there!" Then I read that you already beat me to the punch. Damn you, lol!Originally posted by StevenSG1 View Post"A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose...drips."
I remember that one from the show,that was great.
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Stargate spin off series: Stargate Millennium
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5580179/StargateMillennium
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OMFG those were actually quite funny but it was quite insolent of you to stop tauriComment
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Q: How many Jaffa does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: (I imagine Apophis saying) 'You only need the light that your god provides for you!'
Facebook post about Alexis Cruz and the Audiobook he's done. If you're a fan of Alexis and his work - you'll love it. Book 1 and 2 are there now. The second one is brilliant, but I can't vouch for the first one (not having heard it), but I'm sure it's just as good, if not better.
"I'm not gonna eat it - that's disgusting... I'm gonna wear it as a worm-stache." - Misha Collins (Supernatural Season 6 Gag Reel)
"Becker, it leads to the Victorian Era. What do you think is going to come through, an Oliver-Twist-Asaurus?" - Connor - Primeval.
Alexis Cruz - Facebook. (insert Klorel/Skaara icon here...) and ThunkThread ~ The Unprofessionals page for updates. ~
a game for Teal'c fans ~ Skaara/Klorel disscussion ~ Character Connection Game ~ "Beyond Redemption"...Comment
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