"I'm afraid the only bandaids we have are Ninja Turtles...that's the last time I let Colonel Sheppard help me with my medical supply list!!"
--Dr. Beckett "Real Life Atlantis" Fanfic
“Not that again.” Sheppard shook his head. “Carson was behind on some of his tasks because of the recent need for his medical uses—I offered to help him get caught up so that we could convey his supply order along with ours. I was bored, and his supplies were lame.” He shrugged and leaned back in his chair. “Somebody had to liven things up a bit.” He grinned mischievously. “Besides, the ninja turtles weren't nearly as bad as the hello kitty eye patches. I’m tempted to poke McKay in the eye just to see him wear one!”
--Sheppard "Real Life Atlantis" Fanfic