The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Ukko]

Ukkobot? Cowbot? Jelbot? .....The Foleybot?

No. This is a secret type of robot known only to men.....awesome men.

[aretood2]

No. This is a secret type of robot known only to men.....awesome men.

But you're not a man.

[Ukko]

But you're not a man.

Its understandable that an unawesome man would fall for PH's propaganda.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Its understandable that an unawesome man would fall for PH's propaganda.

PH didn't say anything..

[aretood2]

Its understandable that an unawesome man would fall for PH's propaganda.

No, you don't understand. I asked you a long time ago about your gender, your answer was that you are Ukko. Since you are not decidedly male, you are not a man. Therefore you cannot be an awesome man, for if you were you would have told me that you are a man, but you didn't. Therefore it is safe to conclude that a man, you are not.

[Nolamom]

Thus spake Logictood

[Livestick]

Logic has no place here. *burns Logictood*

[jelgate]

Thier is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jelgate way

[aretood2]

Logic has no place here. *burns Logictood*

Spoken like a true female.

[Nolamom]

Thier is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jelgate way

which is OBVIOUSLY not the right way

[Livestick]

Spoken like a true female.

But this is the Cantina. We defy logic all the time here.

[jelgate]

Spoken like a true female.

Livestick turned into a female? That can mean only one thing. Its Cantina Mating season.

*locks self in panic room*

[Livestick]

Or it could just mean that the gender change machine is malfunctioning again.

[jelgate]

Maybe PH is maulfunctioning

[Nolamom]

then we must fix PH!

[aretood2]

then we must fix PH!

We have the technology

[Livestick]

then we must fix PH!

I'm not sure it's possible. But we can try. *straps PH to the operating table*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Did you all get bored and wander off?

[Livestick]

I'm still here. I just don't like having conversations with myself.

[Ukko]

PH didn't say anything..

PH is always plotting. The frog people told me so.

No, you don't understand. I asked you a long time ago about your gender, your answer was that you are Ukko. Since you are not decidedly male, you are not a man. Therefore you cannot be an awesome man, for if you were you would have told me that you are a man, but you didn't. Therefore it is safe to conclude that a man, you are not.

My dear Tood, forever at sixes and sevens, most glassyeyed of all Cantinians; the word Ukko literally means "old man"; it is what the supreme sky god, that most wondrous and awe-inspireing of deities, was so called. I gave you the answer, but you, most baffled of friends, simply failed to puzzle it out.

@Nola.
Thus spake Ukko, thus spake I, and spake we the truth.