Let's see... before I left for work this morning I watched an episode of Burn Notice.![]()
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"It is said that the future is always born in pain. The history of war is the history of pain. If we are wise, what is born of that pain matures into the promise of a better world, because we learn that we can no longer afford the mistakes of the past."
The Simpsons 12.18 "Trilogy of Error"
The Simpsons 12.19 "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
The Simpsons 12.20 "Children of a Lesser Clod"
The Simpsons 12.21 "Simpsons Tall Tales"
I say without exaggeration or hyperbole that Friends is the single worst television show I have ever had the misfortune of seeing. Worse than voyager, worse than the glut of 'reality' shows plaguing TV for the last 10 years, worse than even Oprah or Dr. Phil. There is no other show in existence or likely to ever exist that makes me want to punch a hole in my TV at such overwhelming horribleness. I feel violated if I've been watching something and miss changing the channel in time to avoid Friends contaminating my television.
Horrid acting, horrid stories, horrifically unfunny. To simplify:
What was horrible about Friends: everything.
What was redeemable about Friends: nothing.
It's not very often a show is so bad that it makes me angry that it was even made. Not even voyager makes me as angry as Friends does.
If I were to torture someone, it would be by making them endlessly watch re-runs of Friends, Clockwork Orange-style.
I didn't even notice that till now![]()
Why can't we stop all this fighting? HUH?
~ When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! ~
~ Burning people! He says what we're all thinking! ~