your favorite star trek quotes

[AdmlDj]

couple of beautys from everybodies favourite omnipotent being

"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid."

You judge yourselves against the pitiful adversaries you've encountered so far - the Romulans, the Klingons. They're nothing compared to what's waiting. Picard - you are about to move into areas of the galaxy containing wonders more incredible than you can possibly imagine - and terrors to freeze your soul.

This creature is not what she appears to be. She's an Imp, and where she goes, trouble always follows.

Q a true legend of trek

[Fan-e-Gate]

Haven (TNG)

Picard: [about Haven] Such a beautiful world. Legends say it has been known to mend souls and heal broken hearts.
Data: Legends which are totally unsupported by fact, Captain.
Picard: Legends like that are the spice of the universe, Mr. Data, because they have a way of sometimes coming true.

[Cold Fuzz]

From DS9's Sacrifice of Angels

The Prophets: The Sisko has returned to us. He arrives with questions. There are always questions.

[Fan-e-Gate]

The Passenger (DS9)

Kira: I've never seen anything like that.
Bashir: Hm?
Kira: I've never seen anything like that.
Bashir: What, the woman?
Kira: She was dead! The tricorder clearly showed...
Bashir: Ah yes, well, tricorders - very accurate with live people, not so accurate with dead ones. We learn that first year medical school.

[jelgate]

SISKO: Jake, what are you saying?
(Jake looks over at the desk. Sisko goes and picks up the hypo.)
JAKE SR: It won't be long now.
SISKO: Jake! No!
JAKE SR: When I die, you'll go back to where this all began. Just remember to dodge the energy discharge from the warp core.
SISKO: Jake, you could still have so many years left.
JAKE SR: No. We have to be together when I die.
SISKO: Jake, you didn't have to do this. Not for me.
JAKE SR: For you and for the boy that I was. He needs you more than you know. Don't you see? We're going to get a second chance.
SISKO: Jake. My sweet boy.

[Cold Fuzz]

From DS9's The Wire

Garak: I can't believe that I actually enjoyed eating mediocre food and staring into your smug, sanctimonious face. I hate this place, and I hate you.

[Alan Wake]

Voyager- False Profits: EXPLOITATION BEGINS AT HOME! EXPLOITATION BEGINS AT HOME!!!

Stranger: I understand my mistake, and I promise to being exploiting my family before the end of the day.

[Cold Fuzz]

From DS9's In Purgatory's Shadow

Garak: Lying is a skill like any other. And if you want to maintain a level of excellence, you have to practice constantly.

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Eye of the Needle (VOY)

[Kes is treating Lt. Baxter's injury in sickbay while the Doctor is observing]
Baxter: [to Kes] If I had to get treatment for something serious, if I needed surgery for instance - would he be performing it?
Doctor: Of course. And quite expertly too.
Baxter: I don't know. I'd have to think twice about that.
Doctor: Fine. And if you were lucky, you wouldn't die on the table while you were making up your mind.

[Fan-e-Gate]

Terra Nova (ENT)


T'Pol: "Terra Nova"?
Archer: I'm surprised you've never heard of it.
T'Pol: I'm not familiar with the early years of Human space exploration.
Tucker: Really? Every school kid on Earth had to learn about the famous Vulcan expeditions.
T'Pol: Name one.
Tucker: [after a period of unsuccessful thinking] History was never my best subject.

[Cold Fuzz]

DS9's The Search, Part I

Sisko (about the Defiant): She may have flaws but she has teeth.

[Fan-e-Gate]

The Corbomite Maneuver (TOS)

Spock: I regret not having learned more about this Balok. He was reminiscent of my father.
Scott: May heaven have helped your mother.

[Cold Fuzz]

DS9's To the Death:

Weyoun: The Dominion has endured for two thousand years and will continue to endure long after the Federation has crumbled into dust...

[Fan-e-Gate]

The Big Goodbye (TNG)

[Picard is complaining about the odd spelling of the Jarada language]
Troi: But you spell knife with a 'k'.
Picard: I spell knife with an 'n'. But then I never could spell.

Data: Hiya, Doc, what's cookin'?
Crusher: You know, I had some trouble getting through. Where's Captain Picard?
Data: He's on ice.
Crusher: Pardon?
Data: He's being grilled.
Crusher: What is he, a fish?

[Cold Fuzz]

From VOY's One:

Janeway: We've come 15,000 light years. We haven't been stopped by temporal anomalies, warp core breaches, or hostile aliens. And I'll be damned if we're going to be stopped by a nebula.

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The Doctor: What you need is some editorial skill in your self expression. Between impulse and action there's a realm of good taste begging for your acquaintance.

[Alan Wake]

VOY: Tom- The only Klingon I'm scared of is my wife after she's worked a double shift.

[Missster.Freeman]

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

"And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon."
"Come, come, Mister Scott. Young minds. Fresh ideas. Be tolerant."

- Scott and Kirk, on seeing the Excelsior

"A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her."
"Thank you, Mister Scott. I'll try not to take that personally."

- Scott and Kirk, on the Enterprise bridge

"How many fingers do I have up?" (Makes a Vulcan hand salute)
"That's not very damn funny."

- Kirk and McCoy, in McCoy's cell

[Alan Wake]

Let the regulations be damned. - Sulu

[Fan-e-Gate]

Move Along Home (DS9)

Sisko: First contact is our most important mission, Jake. It has to be handled delicately. You might say, it's sort of like... a... first date with a girl.

[Commander Sisko is introducing his senior staff to the Wadi]
Falow: [uninterested] Yes... yes... yes, now - where are the games?
Sisko: Games?
Falow: We were told you had games... 'Quark's'. Take us to 'Quark's'.
[Sisko looks at the others, dumbfounded]
Kira: [motioning] Right this way.
[she leads the Wadi away]
Sisko: First contact is not what it used to be.

[Alan Wake]

This was a man who was truly irrepressible.