your favorite star trek quotes

[Starfist]

"He's not sure he's coming back."
"What makes you say that?"
"His baseball. He took it with him."

[rushy]

Kirk: The galaxy owes me a favor. (Generations)

Brent Spiner: *every word*

[Starfist]

"I was never that young"
"No. You were younger"

[blueray]

a long one, that i don't think it is on here:

Odo: Commence station security log, stardate 47282.5 - At the request of Commander Sisko, I will hereafter be recording a daily log of law enforcement affairs. The reason for this exercise is beyond my comprehension, except perhaps that Humans have a compulsion to keep records and lists and files. So many in fact, that they have to invent new ways to store them microscopically. Otherwise their records would overrun all known civilization. My own very adequate memory not being good enough for Starfleet, I am pleased to put my voice to this official record of this day. Everything's under control. End log.

[Starfist]

"Let's see whats out there...!"

[Dixie_Vampiress]

McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic, Mister Spock."
Spock: "Really, Doctor? I had no idea they were trained. Watching you, I assumed it was trial and error."

Spock/McCoy banter is the best!

[Fan-e-Gate]

Who Mourns for Adonais? (TOS)

Spock: Progress report.
Uhura: I'm connecting the bypass circuit now, sir. It should take another half-hour.
Spock: Speed is essential, Lieutenant.
Uhura: Mr. Spock, I haven't done anything like this in years. If it isn't done just right, I could blow the entire communications system. It's very delicate work, sir.
Spock: I can think of no one better equipped to handle it, Miss Uhura. Please, proceed.

[Starfist]

"Before they went into warp I transferred the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room where they'll be no tribble at all."

[LT. COL. John Sheppard]

Janeway: Maybe i can stand with an apple on my head and you can phaser it off
Chakotay: sounds great... if i miss i get to be Captain

[LT. COL. John Sheppard]

and the BEST scene in TNG
Captain Picard: Mr. Worf, do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?
Lieutenant Commander Worf: No sir, I have not had a chance to meet all the new crew members since I have been back.

*Picard and Data sing*

Picard: Sing Worf, SING
Worf: *shakes head*

[Fan-e-Gate]

The Schizoid Man (TNG)

Dr. Graves: [examining Data] Looks like Soong's work.
Data: Quite correct, sir. Did you know Dr. Soong?
Dr. Graves: Know him? I taught him everything he knows. You could say that I was the father of his work.
*laughs*
Dr. Graves: Which, uh, kinda makes me your grandfather, doesn't it, sonny?

[Starfist]

"Risk. Risk is part of our business.."

[setsuna]

TNG: "Remember Me"

Beverly Crusher: The two of us roaming about the galaxy in the flagship of the federation...no crew at all?!
Picard: We never needed a crew before...

****

Beverly Crusher: I won't forget. I won't forget any of you.

****

Beverly Crusher: We will start with the assumption that I am not crazy. If I am, it won't matter one way or another.

****

and of course the classic:

Picard: Shut up Wesley!

[Starfist]

"Remember...!"

[blueray]

Bashir: And one more thing - contrary to popular belief... I am not the arrogant, self-absorbed, god-like doctor that I appear to be on occasion... Isn't anyone going to object to that statement?
O'Brien: I will, if you insist.

[Dixie_Vampiress]

Neelix: "I'll bet you haven't said two words to him."
Tom Paris: "Two words exactly. We collided in the corridor during a Borg attack I said 'Excuse me'. Since we were at Red Alert and about to be destroyed I think it was very considerate of me."

[LT. COL. John Sheppard]

Q(talking about Janeway being his sons godparent): i wonder if its to ate to ask Picard

[LT. COL. John Sheppard]

Q: you hit me! Picard never hit me
Sisko: im not Picard

[Starfist]

"Good tea, nice house."

[Fan-e-Gate]

Rivals (DS9)

Quark: The 47th Rule of Acquisition says, "Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own." Either you're a con-artist, or you're covering up an empty coin purse. I happen to know it's both.