BALDING ASIAN GUY/Bill Butt Appreciation thread( Spoilers Faith-Visitation)

[B.A.G.]

You know the joke, don't you?

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Spoiler:

Only one--but the light bulb has to really WANT to change!

So--those addicted to BAG would have to WANT to break the addiction--and NO ONE wants that!

I would never change anybody if they do not want to be change!! Control and discipline is the solution!! Anybody can be addicted to BAG, but in a control and discipline environment, it could be beneficial to the body and soul.

[B.A.G.]

I know--double post--I'm bad.

My son just came home and told me that he has to do a "BAG Book Report".

Now, has anyone actually written a book about BAG? Because he needs to read it soon. . .

He can do a "BAG Blog Report", ha!! Ha!!

[Lahela]

It's not so much an addiction as a lifestyle choice

[Krisz]

Go Canucks!! Had a fantastic time at the game, and my presents at the game worked, ha!! Ha!!

I bought the DVD too, go SGU!!!! Warning about watching too much BAG!! It might lead to over excitement, thus leading to a lack of sleep. No more than 5 times a day is recommended!! BAG addiction can be treated, please call BAGA!!!

I am with your son, go Canucks!!!!

Too late... ................not eating or sleeping. The excitement got to me! The image of B.A.G on a 52 inch screen is just mesmerizing!!! I dread to think what would have happened if I'd bought the SGU blu ray version.

[B.A.G.]

It's not so much an addiction as a lifestyle choice

I think you are in denial, ha!! Ha!! Go watch 2 episode of SGU, eat a slice of apple pie, and read my new post on BAG of Wonder!!

[B.A.G.]

Too late... ................not eating or sleeping. The excitement got to me! The image of B.A.G on a 52 inch screen is just mesmerizing!!! I dread to think what would have happened if I'd bought the SGU blu ray version.

Go read my new post on BAG of Wonder, it will put you to sleep right away, ha!! Ha!! Eat 2 slice of apple pie and hop on your left foot for 2 minutes. If that doesn't calm you down, you need to call BAGA!! Good luck!!

[Eternal Density]

I don't really watch much sport... unless you're counting Starcraft 2 tournaments.

[Lahela]

I think you are in denial, ha!! Ha!! Go watch 2 episode of SGU, eat a slice of apple pie, and read my new post on BAG of Wonder!!

I don't have time for SGU right now (lunch break), but I ate an apple and read your blog. I'm floating happily on a BAGcloud

[B.A.G.]

BAG is sick, so he is going to sleep now!!! Goodnight!!

[Akamaimom]

I hope you feel better very soon!

[jelgate]

BAG is sick, so he is going to sleep now!!! Goodnight!!

But BAG is awesomeness in the flesh. How can awesomeness be sick?

[Akamaimom]

But BAG is awesomeness in the flesh. How can awesomeness be sick?

He shows us His humanity in order to reaffirm our faith in his benevolence.

[Coffy]

Oh my god B.A.G is actually on these forums?!?!

I think I might faint from amazement and epicness......

Dude, where you been at? This site is replete with B.A.G. goodness! It is the pure essence of B.A.G. flowing freely from a laptop near you!

[Coffy]

I know--double post--I'm bad.

My son just came home and told me that he has to do a "BAG Book Report".

Now, has anyone actually written a book about BAG? Because he needs to read it soon. . .

I hope he got an A++ on his report! Go with B.A.G., my child!

[Akamaimom]

I hope he got an A++ on his report! Go with B.A.G., my child!

I'm sure he'll do just fine. The problem with this kid is finding good things for him to read. He devours books. So, if anyone wants to fire up the word processor and write a BAG book, go ahead.

[mamasue9]

BAG is sick, so he is going to sleep now!!! Goodnight!!

Speedy recovery...B.A.G.. Only you can keep the Holy Notebook updated!

[Coffy]

BAG is sick, so he is going to sleep now!!! Goodnight!!

Feel better B.A.G., drink lots of green tea and gets some rest! I studied the Teachings of B.A.G. on your blog; Diary of a Wimpy Kid II sounds like an interesting set, but with the long hours I can see that you need more good books to read! I can recommend The Bartimaeus Trilogy; smart funny with dark humor, fantasy and magic, plus the His Dark Materials trilogy, which is more serious in the LOTR vein, and Paolo Coelho's The Alchemist. They've all been out for years, so they are great to get at the library. They are for all ages which is why all of my copies are gone; grown ups and kids alike kept borrowing them and passing them on.

http://www.bartimaeustrilogy.com/

http://www.randomhouse.com/features/pullman/

And of course I never fail to read B.A.G. Of Wonder, that venerable publication with news on all things B.A.G.!

http://bagofwonder.blogspot.com/

Anybody have good reading suggestions?

[Akamaimom]

I LOVE the Percy Jackson series--of course, remember that I'm reading whatever my kids are reading, so most of it's adolescent lit.

My five favorite books:

Where the Red Fern Grows
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
Jacob Have I Loved
Homecoming (The Tillerman Series)
Harry Potter (Yes, the whole series)

I just finished the Hunger Games trilogy--liked the first two books but the third one was "meh".

"The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society" is wonderful.

And I really enjoy the Gregory Maguire books. Wicked, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, etc., but they REALLY aren't for everyone.

There are a few recs from me.

[hlndncr]

Oh yes, Percy Jackson. Love it!

Have you read his newest? The Red Pyramid

It's all about Egyption mythology; so of course I couldn't help comparing it to Stargate. (It was very distracting actually.)

[Akamaimom]

Oh yes, Percy Jackson. Love it!

Have you read his newest? The Red Pyramid

It's all about Egyption mythology; so of course I couldn't help comparing it to Stargate. (It was very distracting actually.)

I haven't, yet. My ten year old daughter has--she's my Asperger's girl, and she's obsessed with the book. So ripping it from her hands isn't terribly advisable, yet! She's told me all about it, though.

I'm sure she'll be on to another book soon.