BALDING ASIAN GUY/Bill Butt Appreciation thread( Spoilers Faith-Visitation)

[Krisz]

You are making me blush!! Stop it!! I am just a guy that is so thankful for being noticed!! I am having fun talking to everybody and my family still think I am crazy!!

It’s a joy to read your funny stories and you certainly have a good sense of humour, it’s wonderful how you entered into the spirit of fun here on this thread! It’s always a joy to get to know another fun person on GW. My family thinks I’m crazy too so I do understand your situation there!!!

Good try Krisz!! You naughty girl, you!!!

Spoiler:

PM me and we will see!!

LOL! How could I not try and take you up on such an offer!

I teach my daughter to be polite also, because that is how I was brought up.
I am so polite, I wrote my daughter a note yesterday, ha!! Ha!! We had an argument yesterday night and she locked herself in her room, and wouldn't open her door. So, I wrote "Love is freely given, there are no conditions, no questions, no doubts, or Love do not exist. I love you, please love me back!! From your daddy" and slipped it under her door. Thank god she opened her door after about 2 minutes, because we needed to go to bed, so we can get up at 5:45AM to get to band!!

I taught my two children the same. After all it doesn’t cost anything and makes the world a better place. Ahh, the joys of the ‘argument’ what a lovely way to deal with it. Never thought I look back fondly on the moments when my daughter went to her room like yours did at the same age. She’s 23 now and can still sulk after an argument!!! My 21 year old son moved out from the ‘nest’ last week, I missed him the moment he left but there you are, they grow up too fast.

As for Jessica Alba, she must have gradually sensed the awesomeness that is B.A.G and was drawn mysteriously unto him!

[Akamaimom]

I taught my two children the same. After all it doesn’t cost anything and makes the world a better place. Ahh, the joys of the ‘argument’ what a lovely way to deal with it. Never thought I look back fondly on the moments when my daughter went to her room like yours did at the same age. She’s 23 now and can still sulk after an argument!!! My 21 year old son moved out from the ‘nest’ last week, I missed him the moment he left but there you are, they grow up too fast.

As for Jessica Alba, she must have gradually sensed the awesomeness that is B.A.G and was drawn mysteriously unto him!

My eighteen month old's first word was "Thank you". And now he can say, "Bless you", and he will keep saying it until you say, "Thanks, Josh." It's hilarious.

And my kids are all ordered to be on their best behavior in public. They only have so much of it in them, you know, so I tell them to use it up where other people can see. And I have a deal with their teachers. "I won't believe anything they say about you if you don't believe anything they say about me." It works.

And about Jessica Alba. Was she the first baguette in your mind? Do I have a reason to be jealous?

[Akamaimom]

Believers, it's story time!!! Do anybody remember "Dark Angel" with Jessica Alba (what a hottie!!)?? Well, I was suppose to be a Japanese businessman sitting in the front row of an auditorium in a hostage situation. For two days, Jessica Alba sat on the floor in front of me, one measly inch away from my manly, strapping, muscular, he-man legs, but she didn't say a word to me or even acknowledged that I was there, sob, sob!!! Late on the 2nd day, we were having a break, and out of the blue, I felt Jessica's (as you will see, I am on a first name bases with Jessica now, so read on.) soft beautiful hand and forearm slide on top of my left leg. Her hand between my legs, just draping over my left inner thigh. Hold on, I just need to breathe!! Then she rested her cute little head on top of my left leg, for I don't know how long, because to me, it was eternity. Dam the director for starting to film again!! To this date, she still haven't said one word to me, but something passed between us that day which words couldn't describe. One word comes close and that word is "RUDE"!! How dare she touch me without my permission!! I hate her so much, that I didn't wash my left leg and inner thigh for a week, ha!! Ha!! She is so beautiful!!! Not very nice, but she is hot!!!!

Lahela, thank you for reminding me about not washing certain parts of my body,ha!! Ha!!

BAG--with these stories, you should start a BLOG. A BAG BLOG.

[SexBowling&K]

You are damn smart!
Maybe you should tell the fans about the meaning behind "Sex Bowling Karaoke".

[B.A.G.]

What episode of Dark Angel?

Here we go again!! For the 1st two years I try to see the shows that I worked on, but after awhile it was all just work. I guess it is going to be a join effort from all of us to find which episode it is. Sorry!!

[B.A.G.]

BAG--with these stories, you should start a BLOG. A BAG BLOG.

I am thinking about it!!

[Lahela]

Let it be known that for half a second, Eternal Density did forget Kelowna is a real place on Earth, and thus temporarily entertained the idea of the Blessed Bride of BAG travelling to Kelowna via the Stargate.

You're not the only one

How did you save it? Made a screencap or what?

Yep

Believers, it's story time!!!

*snuggles into blanket for story*

Do anybody remember "Dark Angel" with Jessica Alba (what a hottie!!)?? Well, I was suppose to be a Japanese businessman sitting in the front row of an auditorium in a hostage situation. For two days, Jessica Alba sat on the floor in front of me, one measly inch away from my manly, strapping, muscular, he-man legs, but she didn't say a word to me or even acknowledged that I was there, sob, sob!!! Late on the 2nd day, we were having a break, and out of the blue, I felt Jessica's (as you will see, I am on a first name bases with Jessica now, so read on.) soft beautiful hand and forearm slide on top of my left leg. Her hand between my legs, just draping over my left inner thigh. Hold on, I just need to breathe!! Then she rested her cute little head on top of my left leg, for I don't know how long, because to me, it was eternity. Dam the director for starting to film again!! To this date, she still haven't said one word to me, but something passed between us that day which words couldn't describe. One word comes close and that word is "RUDE"!! How dare she touch me without my permission!! I hate her so much, that I didn't wash my left leg and inner thigh for a week, ha!! Ha!! She is so beautiful!!! Not very nice, but she is hot!!!!

Alba Schmalba! She's blind to the goodness that is BAG. Oh well, her loss and our gain!

Bagllelujah!

[Stormtrooper]

Believers, it's story time!!! Do anybody remember "Dark Angel" with Jessica Alba (what a hottie!!)?? Well, I was suppose to be a Japanese businessman sitting in the front row of an auditorium in a hostage situation. For two days, Jessica Alba sat on the floor in front of me, one measly inch away from my manly, strapping, muscular, he-man legs, but she didn't say a word to me or even acknowledged that I was there, sob, sob!!! Late on the 2nd day, we were having a break, and out of the blue, I felt Jessica's (as you will see, I am on a first name bases with Jessica now, so read on.) soft beautiful hand and forearm slide on top of my left leg. Her hand between my legs, just draping over my left inner thigh. Hold on, I just need to breathe!! Then she rested her cute little head on top of my left leg, for I don't know how long, because to me, it was eternity. Dam the director for starting to film again!! To this date, she still haven't said one word to me, but something passed between us that day which words couldn't describe. One word comes close and that word is "RUDE"!! How dare she touch me without my permission!! I hate her so much, that I didn't wash my left leg and inner thigh for a week, ha!! Ha!! She is so beautiful!!! Not very nice, but she is hot!!!!

Lahela, thank you for reminding me about not washing certain parts of my body,ha!! Ha!!

Dark Angel ~ 1x06 ~ Prodigy:



Jessica Alba feeling the BAGness

[Lahela]

Dark Angel ~ 1x06 ~ Prodigy:
<snippety>
Jessica Alba feeling the BAGness

That green I just gave you in another thread? Please accept it for this post too

[Lahela]

A small offering to the glory of BAG...

[B.A.G.]

For it is written in the book of notes "the beautiful shall ignore the BAG in all his glory, and shall treat him like a normal citizen, but in the end, all will have their eyes opened, and will be enlightened and will worship the mighty BAG"

Though really.... Awesome story. Thanks for sharing.

Thanks for reading, because I love to write!!!

[B.A.G.]

It’s a joy to read your funny stories and you certainly have a good sense of humour, it’s wonderful how you entered into the spirit of fun here on this thread! It’s always a joy to get to know another fun person on GW. My family thinks I’m crazy too so I do understand your situation there!!!

I never understand why some people don't have a sense of humor, because to see a smile on a face, really makes me feel like I did my job for the day.

LOL! How could I not try and take you up on such an offer!

Ha!! Ha!! We will meet one of these days!!



I taught my two children the same. After all it doesn’t cost anything and makes the world a better place. Ahh, the joys of the ‘argument’ what a lovely way to deal with it. Never thought I look back fondly on the moments when my daughter went to her room like yours did at the same age. She’s 23 now and can still sulk after an argument!!! My 21 year old son moved out from the ‘nest’ last week, I missed him the moment he left but there you are, they grow up too fast.

As for Jessica Alba, she must have gradually sensed the awesomeness that is B.A.G and was drawn mysteriously unto him!

I wonder if I would miss my daughter when she goes off to university or get marry?? They just grow up way too fast!! I don't know what Jessica Alba sensed, but she can touch me anytime she wants!! Ha!! Ha!!

[B.A.G.]

My eighteen month old's first word was "Thank you". And now he can say, "Bless you", and he will keep saying it until you say, "Thanks, Josh." It's hilarious.

And my kids are all ordered to be on their best behavior in public. They only have so much of it in them, you know, so I tell them to use it up where other people can see. And I have a deal with their teachers. "I won't believe anything they say about you if you don't believe anything they say about me." It works.

And about Jessica Alba. Was she the first baguette in your mind? Do I have a reason to be jealous?

My daughter always behave in public, but she is just too shy!! Hopefully she will be more open when she is older.
You should never be jealous of Jessica Alba, because she is just a little tiny space ship compare to you, you are Destiny baby, you are Destiny!!

[B.A.G.]

You are damn smart!
Maybe you should tell the fans about the meaning behind "Sex Bowling & Karaoke".

Good afternoon to my friend in Hong Kong!! They are smart, so they must know we changed "Sex Drug and Rock n Roll" to "sex Bowling & Karaoke". Do you get "Stargate", "Stargate Atlantis" or "Stargate Universe" in Hong Kong?? I think you can see them on the Syfy Universal channel!! Go check it out!!

[B.A.G.]

You're not the only one



Yep



*snuggles into blanket for story*



Alba Schmalba! She's blind to the goodness that is BAG. Oh well, her loss and our gain!

Bagllelujah!

BAGllelujah to that!!!!!!

[B.A.G.]

Dark Angel ~ 1x06 ~ Prodigy:



Jessica Alba feeling the BAGness

Oh, you are good!! How do you find it so fast?? You are awesome!! Thanks from your humble servant!!!

[B.A.G.]

That green I just gave you in another thread? Please accept it for this post too

Thank you very much!! I will always accept anything Green, because Green is my favorite color!! Ha!! Ha!!

[Krisz]

Thank you very much!! I will always accept anything Green, because Green is my favorite color!! Ha!! Ha!!

With all the trees in BC, liking green is a good thing!!!

Is the paper on the hallowed notepad green?

[B.A.G.]

With all the trees in BC, liking green is a good thing!!!

Is the paper on the hallowed notepad green?

To B.A.G., the paper can be whatever color he wants, and most likely, it is Green. To the masses, the Holy Notebook is indecipherable!! People will see whatever they want to see, which is the wonder of the Holy Notebook. No two version is the same and no one can confirm their version is the truth. Only the blessed and the chosen will read the Holy Truth!! Believers and Unbelievers alike will try to steal, to kill, to possess the Holy Notebook, but to have can not be own. You just have to ask B.A.G. nicely, and the Holy Notebook is freely given, but once it is taken, it is only a notebook. The lesson that everyone has to learn is, it is not the Notebook that speaks the truth, it is the happiness and joy of B.A.G.'s teachings that make us whole.

[B.A.G.]

Oh yes!! I am actually working on Mon.!! I haven't worked for about two weeks now, so any work is good!! Nobody wants B.A.G. anymore, sob, sob!! I will be on "V", so let's hope it will be a long day!!