dang it! Now I have to go back and watch Atlantis, too! Just to partake in the glory that is BAG!
So if it turns out that he's useful and skilled, does that make him a Hand-y BAG?
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NO...WAY! BAG was in SGA?
The signs are becoming too much to ignore, this has to mean something. It must have been preordained by the benevolence of BAG himself.
They bring BAG back to Destiny? I assume you meant, "BAG brings THEM back to Destiny." He's just hanging around that planet to provide the aliens with a faster route to meet the rest of the crew. If he wanted to rejoin the crew BAG would just walk to Destiny, he is BAG after all.
regards,
G.
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It has occurred to me that we are being slightly politically incorrect here--shouldn't he be known as:
Follically Challenged Male Human of Indiscriminate Eastern-Earth Origin?
Although I don't know how we'd pronounce FCMHOIEEO.
So it seems the guy is a Japanese doctor who took part in the original Atlantis expedition:
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I propose laws are to be writ to fully immortalise the awesomeness of BAG, and so that we can put him with the greats of the internet "culture" - Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer...
Law 1: BAG loses a single hair cell every time he does something awesome. His glorious mane once reached down to his knees, but time and awesomeness wore it down. However, he still has body hair to lose... and so much awesome to perform.
He wears the hair loss with pride, sneering at all the balding men who went bald because of their own inadequacies.
Law 2: Nobody puts BAG in the corner. Nobody who survived to tell the tale.
Law 3: Do not expose him to bright, do not get BAG wet and never, ever, feed him after midnight.
~ When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! ~
~ Burning people! He says what we're all thinking! ~
Was that him dancing with Patrick Swayze? He wears heels well!I propose laws are to be writ to fully immortalise the awesomeness of BAG, and so that we can put him with the greats of the internet "culture" - Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer...
Law 1: BAG loses a single hair cell every time he does something awesome. His glorious mane once reached down to his knees, but time and awesomeness wore it down. However, he still has body hair to lose... and so much awesome to perform.
He wears the hair loss with pride, sneering at all the balding men who went bald because of their own inadequacies.
Law 2: Nobody puts BAG in the corner. Nobody who survived to tell the tale.
Law 3: Do not expose him to bright, do not get BAG wet and never, ever, feed him after midnight.
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."
So... this is the second time BAG has ended up stranded on an ancient ship with no apparent way to get home. BAG just can't catch a break.