Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

[starg8fans]

Peter: Remember the Red toothbrush is mine.
Walter: White for Walter.... right?

Classic Walter. I had totally forgotten about this.

Here's something from the latest ep, so obviously spoilery.

Spoiler:

Only Walter could think being a cartoon character is 'wonderful'.

[LtColCarter]

Classic Walter. I had totally forgotten about this.

Here's something from the latest ep, so obviously spoilery.

Spoiler:

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/e...ngeCartoon.jpg

Only Walter could think being a cartoon character is 'wonderful'.

[AresLover452]

Walter: There is nothing that I enjoy more than taking drugs.

[LtColCarter]

Walter: There is nothing that I enjoy more than taking drugs.

classic!

[AresLover452]

My fave character is a drug out Mad Scientist.... lol!! Walter RULES!!!

[LtColCarter]

Peter: How's it going, Walter?

Walter: I plan to urinate in 23 minutes.

Peter: Good to know.

Walter: I'm telling you because I'm going to need help unzipping my fly.

[starg8fans]

Peter: How's it going, Walter?

Walter: I plan to urinate in 23 minutes.

Peter: Good to know.

Walter: I'm telling you because I'm going to need help unzipping my fly.

[LtColCarter]

Glad you liked it

[starg8fans]

Glad you liked it

John Noble is amazing. With any other character the delivery of such lines would just induce cringing, but the way he delivers them makes it awesome.

Also loved the opening scene of 'Os':

WALTER: I didn't realize until later. I woke up, and there she was in my bed. Yoko.
KEVIN: What did he say?
WALTER: It was the '70s. What could he say?

[LtColCarter]

Walter: [to Olivia] I've spent my life making things that bring joy and happiness to make the world a better place. Bubble gum, that was one of my first. Flannel pajamas. Ah, rainbows! And my latest project -- singing corpses!

(Three cadavers on nearby tables sit up and begin to sing while Walter directs.)
Corpses: Who can take a sunrise? Sprinkle it with dew....Cover it with choclate and a miracle or two...The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can. The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good!

[Corpses lie back down.]

Walter: Why not bring a little life to the dead I say!

[AresLover452]

Walter: Am I required to keep him alive?
Olivia: That would be.... best.


Walter: With the proper demodulation you could receive satellite tv for free.
Peter: Ok, fun times over.

[LtColCarter]

"I've been thinking too linearly. Deductive. Restrictive. I must expand my thinking... ...this is not a job for the purple blotter. The right tool for this job... is Tinker Toys"

[starg8fans]

From Stowaway (spoilered for S3)

Spoiler:

WALTER: Look at this. Me and Belly collecting human tissue and fluid specimens. Just like when we were kids.

Say... what?

[LtColCarter]

From Stowaway (spoilered for S3)

Spoiler:

WALTER: Look at this. Me and Belly collecting human tissue and fluid specimens. Just like when we were kids.

Say... what?

Sounds sortta...gross

[AresLover452]

Walter: either a unicorn just ran through the lab or I accidentally took some LSD