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    WALTER: (to Peter, after a body falls from the roof and crashes onto a car right next to them) I sure hope agent Dunham meeant to do this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starg8fans View Post
    WALTER: (to Peter, after a body falls from the roof and crashes onto a car right next to them) I sure hope agent Dunham meeant to do this.

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    Default Re: Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    Just re-watched The Box, and there were several noteworthy Walterisms in that one:

    WALTER: Peter, these cacao beans, they're inedible. Gene will never be able to digest them.
    PETER: She's a cow, Walter. She could probably digest the frying pan.
    BROYLES: What is he doing?
    PETER: Oh, you don't want to know.
    WALTER: I'm trying to make chocolate milk. Or rather, I'm trying to make the cow make chocolate milk.

    WALTER: Nostradamus is said to have died standing up, but I highly doubt that someone who predicted his own death wouldn't have laid down.

    WALTER: (looking at Astrid cutting thin cross-sections of brain for the microscope) Oh, that's very good, dear. Have you ever worked behind a deli counter?

    PETER: (to Broyles) We're talking about two universes here. Two of each one of us. At this point, would anything really surprise you?
    WALTER: Bacon-flavored pudding. That would surprise me.

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    :eter hangs up phone after talking to Olivia::
    Walter: What was that about? Is everything ok?

    Peter: Yeah, I tried charging some Lakers/Knicks tickets to our expense account and she caught me.

    Walter: Oh dear, I hope she doesn't the $12,000 in baboon sperm I ordered. Now that I think about it, I can't remember what I needed it for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FringeFan84 View Post
    :eter hangs up phone after talking to Olivia::
    Walter: What was that about? Is everything ok?

    Peter: Yeah, I tried charging some Lakers/Knicks tickets to our expense account and she caught me.

    Walter: Oh dear, I hope she doesn't the $12,000 in baboon sperm I ordered. Now that I think about it, I can't remember what I needed it for.
    LOL, totally forgot about that one. That must be from the very beginning, isn't it?

    This one's more recent, from Entrada. A Walter double whammy.

    WALTER: It's all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda.
    ASTRID: Vagenda?
    WALTER: Like Mata Hari using her feminine wiles to accomplish her evil ends. And I too fell prey. She used my stomach to get through to my heart.

    The way John Noble delivered those lines was just priceless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starg8fans View Post
    LOL, totally forgot about that one. That must be from the very beginning, isn't it?

    This one's more recent, from Entrada. A Walter double whammy.

    WALTER: It's all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda.
    ASTRID: Vagenda?
    WALTER: Like Mata Hari using her feminine wiles to accomplish her evil ends. And I too fell prey. She used my stomach to get through to my heart.

    The way John Noble delivered those lines was just priceless.
    I love it!

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    Walter: Let's make LSD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AresLover452 View Post
    Walter: Let's make LSD.
    Good one! Short but oh so Walter.

    On the same topic, from Bound:

    PETER: Walter - what are you doing?
    WALTER: I'm dosing a caterpillar.
    PETER: Dosing? As in LSD?
    WALTER: Well... it's a special blend.
    PETER: I see. Hey, guess what just happened.
    WALTER: Hmmm?
    PETER: Finding out that my father is giving drugs to bugs - somehow just became a typical moment in my life.
    WALTER: It's wonderful, isn't it?

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    From Transformation:

    WALTER (to Peter, watching Olivia and Charlie interviewing a suspect): This is wonderful, isn't it? It's just like a good detective story.


    OLIVIA: Cut open his hand.
    PETER: What?
    OLIVIA: I want to see if there's a disk in it. Like Bowman's.
    WALTER: I like cutting.


    WALTER: I have a recorded IQ of... (stops to think)
    ASTRID: 196.
    WALTER: Really?
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    Peter: [on cell phone] Walter, I'm with a woman in her mid 20's. She is going into cardiac arrest due to an overdose of anesthesia. Her heart just stopped.

    Walter: Do you have any cocaine?

    Peter: Cocaine? No, I don't have any cocaine...

    Walter: Oh - That's too bad. You'll have to shock her heart then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LtColCarter View Post
    Peter: [on cell phone] Walter, I'm with a woman in her mid 20's. She is going into cardiac arrest due to an overdose of anesthesia. Her heart just stopped.

    Walter: Do you have any cocaine?

    Peter: Cocaine? No, I don't have any cocaine...

    Walter: Oh - That's too bad. You'll have to shock her heart then.
    LOL, only Walter would ask such as question!

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    Quote Originally Posted by starg8fans View Post
    LOL, only Walter would ask such as question!
    Very true...very true!

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    Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
    Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
    Astrid: *Smiles*

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    Quote Originally Posted by AresLover452 View Post
    Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
    Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
    Astrid: *Smiles*

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    Quote Originally Posted by AresLover452 View Post
    Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
    Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
    Astrid: *Smiles*
    Good one! I loved Walter's smug expression when he said it.

    Some gems from the No-Brainer:

    ASTRID: Hey, that was Olivia. She needs you guys outside. A coroner's on his way with a body.
    WALTER: You know, this is the part of day that I look forward to most... when I know there's something bizarre out there. I just don't know what it is - like a grab bag of disturbing events, don't you think?

    (Walter jams a long swab through the victims nose and into his brain)
    PETER: Eeeww!!
    WALTER: What? He's dead. He can't feel this. I wonder if they sell cars here with those seats that warm your ass.

    PETER: Walter, there's a woman here who wants to talk to you.
    WALTER: She pretty?

    This one also had the reference to the baboon seminal fluid Walter ordered that was mentioned before.

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    Peter: I tried to pawn some celtics tickets off on the Bureau account. She caught me.
    Walter: Oh. I hope she doesn't find out about the $2000 Baboon seminal fluid I ordered. 8Mutters* Now if I could only remember why I ordered it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AresLover452 View Post
    Peter: I tried to pawn some celtics tickets off on the Bureau account. She caught me.
    Walter: Oh. I hope she doesn't find out about the $2000 Baboon seminal fluid I ordered. 8Mutters* Now if I could only remember why I ordered it.
    Another Walter classic!

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    Totally love walter!! he is awesome!

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    "Excellent. Let's make some LSD."

    That is one of my favs. I need to change it and use it for the "nip
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    Peter: Remember the Red toothbrush is mine.
    Walter: White for Walter.... right?

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