Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

[starg8fans]

WALTER: (to Peter, after a body falls from the roof and crashes onto a car right next to them) I sure hope agent Dunham meeant to do this.

[LtColCarter]

WALTER: (to Peter, after a body falls from the roof and crashes onto a car right next to them) I sure hope agent Dunham meeant to do this.

[starg8fans]

Just re-watched The Box, and there were several noteworthy Walterisms in that one:

WALTER: Peter, these cacao beans, they're inedible. Gene will never be able to digest them.
PETER: She's a cow, Walter. She could probably digest the frying pan.
BROYLES: What is he doing?
PETER: Oh, you don't want to know.
WALTER: I'm trying to make chocolate milk. Or rather, I'm trying to make the cow make chocolate milk.

WALTER: Nostradamus is said to have died standing up, but I highly doubt that someone who predicted his own death wouldn't have laid down.

WALTER: (looking at Astrid cutting thin cross-sections of brain for the microscope) Oh, that's very good, dear. Have you ever worked behind a deli counter?

PETER: (to Broyles) We're talking about two universes here. Two of each one of us. At this point, would anything really surprise you?
WALTER: Bacon-flavored pudding. That would surprise me.

[FringeFan84]

:eter hangs up phone after talking to Olivia::
Walter: What was that about? Is everything ok?

Peter: Yeah, I tried charging some Lakers/Knicks tickets to our expense account and she caught me.

Walter: Oh dear, I hope she doesn't the $12,000 in baboon sperm I ordered. Now that I think about it, I can't remember what I needed it for.

[starg8fans]

:eter hangs up phone after talking to Olivia::
Walter: What was that about? Is everything ok?

Peter: Yeah, I tried charging some Lakers/Knicks tickets to our expense account and she caught me.

Walter: Oh dear, I hope she doesn't the $12,000 in baboon sperm I ordered. Now that I think about it, I can't remember what I needed it for.

LOL, totally forgot about that one. That must be from the very beginning, isn't it?

This one's more recent, from Entrada. A Walter double whammy.

WALTER: It's all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda.
ASTRID: Vagenda?
WALTER: Like Mata Hari using her feminine wiles to accomplish her evil ends. And I too fell prey. She used my stomach to get through to my heart.

The way John Noble delivered those lines was just priceless.

[LtColCarter]

LOL, totally forgot about that one. That must be from the very beginning, isn't it?

This one's more recent, from Entrada. A Walter double whammy.

WALTER: It's all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda.
ASTRID: Vagenda?
WALTER: Like Mata Hari using her feminine wiles to accomplish her evil ends. And I too fell prey. She used my stomach to get through to my heart.

The way John Noble delivered those lines was just priceless.

I love it!

[AresLover452]

Walter: Let's make LSD.

[starg8fans]

Walter: Let's make LSD.

Good one! Short but oh so Walter.

On the same topic, from Bound:

PETER: Walter - what are you doing?
WALTER: I'm dosing a caterpillar.
PETER: Dosing? As in LSD?
WALTER: Well... it's a special blend.
PETER: I see. Hey, guess what just happened.
WALTER: Hmmm?
PETER: Finding out that my father is giving drugs to bugs - somehow just became a typical moment in my life.
WALTER: It's wonderful, isn't it?

[starg8fans]

From Transformation:

WALTER (to Peter, watching Olivia and Charlie interviewing a suspect): This is wonderful, isn't it? It's just like a good detective story.


OLIVIA: Cut open his hand.
PETER: What?
OLIVIA: I want to see if there's a disk in it. Like Bowman's.
WALTER: I like cutting.


WALTER: I have a recorded IQ of... (stops to think)
ASTRID: 196.
WALTER: Really?

[LtColCarter]

Peter: [on cell phone] Walter, I'm with a woman in her mid 20's. She is going into cardiac arrest due to an overdose of anesthesia. Her heart just stopped.

Walter: Do you have any cocaine?

Peter: Cocaine? No, I don't have any cocaine...

Walter: Oh - That's too bad. You'll have to shock her heart then.

[starg8fans]

Peter: [on cell phone] Walter, I'm with a woman in her mid 20's. She is going into cardiac arrest due to an overdose of anesthesia. Her heart just stopped.

Walter: Do you have any cocaine?

Peter: Cocaine? No, I don't have any cocaine...

Walter: Oh - That's too bad. You'll have to shock her heart then.

LOL, only Walter would ask such as question!

[LtColCarter]

LOL, only Walter would ask such as question!

Very true...very true!

[AresLover452]

Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
Astrid: *Smiles*

[LtColCarter]

Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
Astrid: *Smiles*

[starg8fans]

Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
Astrid: *Smiles*

Good one! I loved Walter's smug expression when he said it.

Some gems from the No-Brainer:

ASTRID: Hey, that was Olivia. She needs you guys outside. A coroner's on his way with a body.
WALTER: You know, this is the part of day that I look forward to most... when I know there's something bizarre out there. I just don't know what it is - like a grab bag of disturbing events, don't you think?

(Walter jams a long swab through the victims nose and into his brain)
PETER: Eeeww!!
WALTER: What? He's dead. He can't feel this. I wonder if they sell cars here with those seats that warm your ass.

PETER: Walter, there's a woman here who wants to talk to you.
WALTER: She pretty?

This one also had the reference to the baboon seminal fluid Walter ordered that was mentioned before.

[AresLover452]

Peter: I tried to pawn some celtics tickets off on the Bureau account. She caught me.
Walter: Oh. I hope she doesn't find out about the $2000 Baboon seminal fluid I ordered. 8Mutters* Now if I could only remember why I ordered it.

[LtColCarter]

Peter: I tried to pawn some celtics tickets off on the Bureau account. She caught me.
Walter: Oh. I hope she doesn't find out about the $2000 Baboon seminal fluid I ordered. 8Mutters* Now if I could only remember why I ordered it.

Another Walter classic!

[AresLover452]

Totally love walter!! he is awesome!

[AllyCat]

"Excellent. Let's make some LSD."

That is one of my favs. I need to change it and use it for the "nip

[AresLover452]

Peter: Remember the Red toothbrush is mine.
Walter: White for Walter.... right?