Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

[LtColCarter]

It's funny how Walter always gets Astrid's name wrong. The funniest was when he called her ostrich.

I noticed him saying it wrong in the last episode...

[CrazyKewl]

I noticed him saying it wrong in the last episode...

I know. He called her Astro. Here's a list of names Walter has called Astrid.
Asterisk
Astro
Asteroid
Astringent
Astral
Aspirin
Asterix
Astricks
Ostrich

Next week, he'll probably call her Ashtray.

[LtColCarter]

I know. He called her Astro. Here's a list of names Walter has called Astrid.
Asterisk
Astro
Asteroid
Astringent
Astral
Aspirin
Asterix
Astricks
Ostrich

Next week, he'll probably call her Ashtray.

[LtColCarter]

Peter: You brought your own sweetener?

Walter: Don't be ridiculous. My medication.

Peter: You're not on any medication, Walter.

Walter: Of course I am. I've been making it myself in the lab.

Peter: Oh, I wish you were joking.

[rosey_angel]

Walter: astral-
Astrid: Astrid!
Walter: -projection

Walter: It's a shame I don't have a lab. I'd like to examine him.
Peter: You do have a lab, Walter. Your lab at Harvard.
Walter: Yes. I do, don't I?

[LtColCarter]

Walter: astral-
Astrid: Astrid!
Walter: -projection

Walter: It's a shame I don't have a lab. I'd like to examine him.
Peter: You do have a lab, Walter. Your lab at Harvard.
Walter: Yes. I do, don't I?

[rosey_angel]

that's one of my faves. the look walter gives her is like, why are you interrupting me?

[LtColCarter]

WALTER: They have this horrible ... pudding here. Butterscotch pudding on Mondays, it's dreadful.

OLIVIA: It's Thursday.

WALTER: Oh!? Fantastic news.

[Huaracocha]

"Don't be such a prude Peter, I'm sure Agent Dunham knows what a penis looks like"

[LtColCarter]

"Don't be such a prude Peter, I'm sure Agent Dunham knows what a penis looks like"

[Todd's Pet]

Season 2, ep 14 when Peter tells him they're going to a case in New York by say, "We've won a free trip to New York".

Walter: Oh good... I;ve never won anything before.

And he looks so sweet and vulnerable. I love the way they show that someone who has been considered by others to be unconscienable, even evil, can be so vulnerable and child-like as well.


Same ep...
God has a sense of humour more twisted than even I could have imagined.

[Huaracocha]

".. and my latest project, singing corpses.

(corpse rendition of candy man)

Why not put a little life into the dead I say. The harmonies are still a little bit off."

[LtColCarter]

It's funny how Walter always gets Astrid's name wrong. The funniest was when he called her ostrich.

I know...I'm doing a rewatch of season one...and I never noticed it the first time through. Every time he says her name now, I'm listening intently! Its hilarous!

[LtColCarter]

Peter: What else aren't you telling me, Walter?

Walter: Lots, I'm sure.

[LtColCarter]

Olivia: What are you doing here?

Walter: We're trying to plug a hole in the universe. What are you doing here?

[LtColCarter]

Peter: You brought your own sweetener?

Walter: Don't be ridiculous. My medication.

Peter: You're not on any medication, Walter.

Walter: Of course I am. I've been making it myself in the lab.

Peter: Oh, I wish you were joking.

[starg8fans]

From Momentum Deferred:
WALTER: Let's see how this thing operates.
ASTRID: What are you saying, that this is not a person?
WALTER: My dear, I'm not certain that you're not simply a figment of my imagination

Also, I always LOL in Fracture when Peter unpacks a burger in the lab, and when he bites into it Gene moos loudly.
WALTER: Peter... if you are going to eat that cheeseburger in here, could you at least be a little discreet?

And one more from Inner Child:
WALTER: (to pediatritian) Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I'm not interested in what you think.

[LtColCarter]

From Momentum Deferred:
WALTER: Let's see how this thing operates.
ASTRID: What are you saying, that this is not a person?
WALTER: My dear, I'm not certain that you're not simply a figment of my imagination

Also, I always LOL in Fracture when Peter unpacks a burger in the lab, and when he bites into it Gene moos loudly.
WALTER: Peter... if you are going to eat that cheeseburger in here, could you at least be a little discreet?

And one more from Inner Child:
WALTER: (to pediatritian) Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I'm not interested in what you think.

I love those scenes

[starg8fans]

Found another in The Bishop Revival today:

WALTER: It simply requires a heat source to disperse it into the air.
OLIVIA: What about a cup of tea?
WALTER: Oh, yes, thank you. Hmm? Oh! Oh, yes, yes, that would work. As long as the water was hot enough.

[LtColCarter]

Walter: To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya.

[he places the papaya in the container and steps back]

Walter: This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.