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    Someone was talking about someone compiling a book of Walter's quotes. So, I thought why not do it right here!

    So, tell us what your favoriate quote from Walter Bishop is!

    Here's one of mine from season 1 episode The Same Old Story:
    "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your a$$. It's wonderful. Have you tried it?"
    (he's talking about a seat warmer in a car)

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    Default Re: Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    Couldn't resist posting another one!

    from season 1 episode The Same Old Story:
    PETER: Hello?

    WALTER: Over here. Over here! (sits milking a cow)

    PETER: What are you doing?

    WALTER: I'm doing two things at once. I'm waiting for you - and I'm doing her a favor.

    PETER: You were supposed to be doing extensive testing… eighty year-old ‘man- baby’... remember that?

    WALTER: Done. Test is complete. You underestimate me. Which I suppose I deserve. But... wonderful news all around. D.N.A. results confirm my suspicions that the woman was impregnated by a man who is the result of experiments identical to those conducted by me in this very lab around 30 years ago.

    PETER: So you know how this happened?

    WALTER: No. No idea. The specifics elude me completely.

    PETER: So then what's this wonderful news?

    WALTER: Because I remembered something else. I remembered where I parked my car.

    PETER: Really?

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    Two very good ones. I will give you that.

    MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
    "...phu...ah..."
    "Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
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    Default Re: Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    Season 1 The Ghost Network

    PETER: You brought your own sweetener?

    WALTER: Don't be ridiculous. It's my medication.

    PETER: You're not on any medication, Walter.

    WALTER: Of course I am. I've been making it myself in the lab.

    PETER: Oh, I wish you were joking. You're self-medicating... with homemade drugs.

    WALTER: Simple combination of dextromethorphan, clonazepam, and some fluoxetine.

    PETER: Those are psychotics, Walter. All of them.

    WALTER: Of course they are. That's the point. I have been in a mental facility for the past seventeen years. It's put me quite out of balance.

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    Season 1 Pilot
    Dr. Walter Bishop: They, they have this horrible pudding here. Butterscotch pudding on Mondays, it's dreadful.
    Agent Olivia Dunham: It's Thursday
    Dr. Walter Bishop: oh, that's fantastic news.

    Another from the pilot:
    Peter Bishop: Hello Walter
    Dr. Walter Bishop: I thought you'd be fatter.
    Peter Bishop: You thought I would be fatter. Excellent. First words, perfect.
    Dr. Walter Bishop: No, no. As a boy you were rounder.

    Nice ones Lt. green for this nice thread

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    Default Re: Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by jmoz View Post
    Season 1 Pilot
    Dr. Walter Bishop: They, they have this horrible pudding here. Butterscotch pudding on Mondays, it's dreadful.
    Agent Olivia Dunham: It's Thursday
    Dr. Walter Bishop: oh, that's fantastic news.

    Another from the pilot:
    Peter Bishop: Hello Walter
    Dr. Walter Bishop: I thought you'd be fatter.
    Peter Bishop: You thought I would be fatter. Excellent. First words, perfect.
    Dr. Walter Bishop: No, no. As a boy you were rounder.

    Nice ones Lt. green for this nice thread
    Thanks!

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    Walter is so great. He really is.

    MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
    "...phu...ah..."
    "Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
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    Season 1: can't remember the ep, think the pilot

    "It's surprisingly interesting... for a narrative about a sponge."
    (Walter talking about Spongebob squarepants)


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    Default Re: Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    LOL...fifth...where are your Walterisms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LtColCarter View Post
    LOL...fifth...where are your Walterisms?
    Here's one - From Season 1's "Unleashed" :

    "...when I mentioned that the poison would kill me within the hour, did either of you happen to notice the time?"

    MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
    "...phu...ah..."
    "Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
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    Default Re: Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    WALTER: Open your mind, son, or someone may open it for you.

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    Default Re: Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    WALTER: Damn it! Must you always be such a smart ass? I need the aluminum foil right now to shield the frequencies of the cylinder. Your life depends on it. All our lives depend on it. Go now!

    PETER: I'm gonna go get you your aluminum foil, and then when I get back, you're gonna tell me what the hell it is you think that thing does.

    WALTER: While you're out, if you see a chance to get me a root beer float, that would be wonderful.

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    Default Re: Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    This is my favourite...

    WALTER smiles slightly: Uh, oh.
    OLIVIA: What?
    WALTER: I just got an erection. Oh, fear not. It's nothing to do with your state of undress. I just simply need to urinate.
    OLIVIA says sarcastically: That's good to know.

    Out of all the things to say, and out of all the times to get one.



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    season 2 episode 2

    Peter: How's it going, Walter?
    Walter: I plan to urinate in 23 minutes.
    Peter: Good to know.
    Walter: I'm telling you because I'm going to need help unzipping my fly.

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    Default Re: Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    PETER: How do you cure a disease that is incurable?

    WALTER: I haven’t the slightest idea, though I myself once cured this one in a dream. Opium. Fantastic stuff. Of course I forgot it as soon as I woke up. (he jams a meat thermometer into Pitt's brain through the ear)

    PETER: Uhh! Thanks for the warning.

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    I love Walter!

    To Peter over the phone: "Hello, Peter. This is me...your father....Walter Bishop."

    "There was something important... oh yes! I've decided on the pancakes. Blueberry!"

    "Excellent. Let's make some LSD."

    Walter: "They said I could ride in back with the body. Can I?"
    Peter: "Of course. Stay out of the medications, though. Please.
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    Default Re: Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    Don't forget to post your favorite Walterisms!

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    Default Re: Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    From the pilot:

    "The only thing better than a cow is a human! Unless you need milk. Then you really need a cow."

    "Excellent! Let's make some LSD!"

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    Default Re: Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by madwelshboy View Post
    from the pilot:

    "the only thing better than a cow is a human! Unless you need milk. Then you really need a cow."

    "excellent! Let's make some lsd!"
    roflmao!!!

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    Default Re: Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    It's funny how Walter always gets Astrid's name wrong. The funniest was when he called her ostrich.
    "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Nikola Tesla

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