Back on the Death Smite Button Star, Darth Clanger and some of the Mods along with high ranking Mod Lackeys are in a meeting.
Madeleine: It seems that the Grand Empress has finally deleted the Suggestion Box thread. The last remnant of the Old Delphi Forums has finally gone away!
DigiFluid: With the Smite Button we will strike fear into all those who oppose the Mods
Madeleine: But the rebels seem to have hold of the codes, there remains the possibility however unlikely that they will find a way to destroy the smite button
David: Nonesense! This will never happen!
Madeleine: Still this worries me.
Darth Clanger: I sensed a disturbance in the silverware. There is a young rebel who knows the ways of the Spoon.
David: Nonsense! This Death Smite Button Star is indestructible and with it we will strike fear and win!
Darth Clanger: Your technological terror is insignificant next to the power of the Spoon
David: Please, Clanger. Don’t go on babbling about your ancient religion. It has clearly not delivered the missing codes to you nor has it given you the clairvoyance to locate the Rebel Fortre-
Just as Feli was speaking Darth Clanger was using her spoon to suffocate David
Darth Clanger: I find your lack of faith…disturbing.
Madeleine: Darh Clanger…That’s enough! Let him go!
Darth Clanger lets him go as David gasps for air.
Feli: Darth Clanger, anticipating an escape. had a tractor sensor placed on that rebel ship. Once it arrives to the base, it will lead us to the Cantina’s main base!
As the mods start to laugh in an evil fashion David cashes his breath and then joins in the evil laughter.
Back on the Rebel Base in the “rate that sig” Thread, Susanne meats up in the main breafing with Mapp and the other cantina rebels.
Mapp: Princess, I thought that you were dead once I heard about the deletion of the Multi Thunk thread.
Susanne: It was a tragic thing, but we managed to get the codes, Col. Foley.
Col. Foley moved up and gave the codes over
Mapp: I will now turn the briefing over to Gregorious
Gregorious: We have discovered a weakness in the codes. It seems that if we fly a Data wing in and lunch an error torpedo we can into this undefended shaft that seems to have been left there for the sole purpose of someone flying in and destroying the Death Smite Button Star. All fighters will support Red Squad as it leads this attack.
Anon: That’s impossible! that whole is like small!
Pharaoh Atem: That’s not impossible! I used to download Por…I mean Music on files a lot smaller than that back at the “Ban the Poster Above” thread.
Pinielf: If you are so sure, why don’t you join Red Squadron then.
Pharaoh Atem: Sure!
As everyone left PA and Susanne found Cowpants and Choccie
Susanne: you won’t stay and fight?
Cowpants: Listen your worshipness, I am in it for the money. This little crusade of yours is of no interest to me.
Chocolate_muffin: Don’t bother, changing his mind is impossible.
Pharaoh Atem: You can’t just leave us like this!
Cowpants: Listen kid, I don’t know about you, but I don’t feel like going on some ridiculous suicide mission!
Susanne: Find, take your reward and leave then.
So Cowpants and Choccie made their way to the Falcon.
PA meets up with an old friend from his home planet
Pharaoh Atem: Muh_tuttles! What are you doing here!
Muh_Tuttles: The same thing you are!
So then everyone boards their fighters and launches into space ready to face the evil Mods!
The Death Smite Button Star drops out of Hyperspace and begins its firing sequence as Darth Clanger leads a squad of fighters to stop the rebel fighters.
Feli: 5 minutes until we are in range to fire!
David: Prepare the Smite Program!
inside the PA’s Data wing a nervous PA sits
Pinielf: This is Red leader all report status
Muh_Tuttls: Red 2 ready
Susanne1: Red 3 ready
Pharaoh Atem: Red 4 ready (PA then hears Jelgate’s voice again “The Spoon will be with you, always”)
Rudy Pena: Red 5 ready
Amann: Red 6 Ready
Anon: Red 7 ready
As more fighters report in the battle begins!
Red squad flies into the trench on the Death Smite Button Star that will lead to the shaft as Tie mods attack the support fighters.
Behind Red Squad Darth Clanger begins to pick off each red figher.
Feli: 2 Minutes until in firing range!
Rudy Pena: This is Red five I’m hit! (Blows up)
Amann: This is Red 6, Red 3 on your six bank left!
Susanne1: TOO Late!! (blows up as well)
Darth Clanger: All too easy
Anon: This is 7 to Lead My Weapon systems are down, pulling out!
Pinielf: I got your back! Red 2 keep Red 4 safe
PA got even more nervous as it was now up to him
Darth Clanger then blew up muh_tuttle’s fighter
Pharaoh Atem: NO!
Feli: 30 seconds until we are in range!
Back on the planet a nervous command staff watches
Susanne: Oh please make it!
Feli: 20 Seconds!
David: Prepare to fire!
Feli: 19 Seconds!
As PA nears the shaft he hears Jelgate again.
Jelgate: Let go PA, Use the Spoon
Pharaoh Atem: I am taking the shot
PA then turns off the targeting system and as the command staff sees this they all go crazy
Mapp: We’re dead.
Squirrely1: We’re doomed!!
Col. Foley: Great, and she promised to give me some [censored to protect the innocent] tonight!
Just then Darth Clanger was about to open fire on PA
Darth Clanger: I have you know!
Then out of nowhere the Millinium flacon comes in flying and chases Clanger’s Tie Mod away!
PA then fires and all the rebels make a run for it!
Feli: 4…3…2…1…we are in range!
David: FIRE!
But then the error torpedo that PA fired into the shaft destroys the smite program effectively destroying the Death Smite Button Star!
Deep in the forest of the “Rate that sig” thread all the rebels are gathered to celebrate the victory as PA, Cowpants, Chocolate_muffin, the Droid couple all walk down the center asile of the large timple where the ceremony is taking place.
Susanne then gives them there reward as Chocolate_Muffin screams
MUFFINS!!!!!
The End…or is it?
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