Back at the “Return of the Ancient’s” Thread Jelgate manages to swim to safety after falling into the pit of water. He climbed his way to the top of the cliff where Joachim’s getaway fighter was. Before he got there he almost ran into more Girlbot troopers
Garrowan5: Did you find Jelgate?
Girlbot#58603: Ma’am, no one could have survived that fall.
Garrowan5: He is not dead until we find that body, MOVE IT!!!
Girlbot starts dancing and singing I like to move it move it!
Everyone else starts singing and “Moving it”
Jelgate took a quick drink of rum, and he made his way to the fighter. He got in and took off flying.
Back at the “Gateworld Photo Album” thread, Girlbot trooper scouts where patrolling the area on two walkers (A pod supported by legs and look like ATST’s).
Girlbot#22938: All of these Muffins are dead
Girlbot#20482: Such a waste of good pastry
Girlbot#22938: Come on, We have to find that Spoon Jedi.
Elsewhere on that same thread, Commander Jumper and the two Muffins that where with her find a small escape pod like ship.
Commander Jumper: (to the Muffins) Goodbye Chocolate_Muffin, Goodbye Sir Ruff
Sir Ruff: Yeah, Safe journeys
Chocolate_Muffin: I will miss you.
Commander Jumper: Miss you I will aswell. E.T. Gone home, E. T. Gone home, Gone Home…
Commander Jumper gets in her ship and it blasts off into space.
In space leaving the Gateworld Suggestion box, Mapp is on his ship, a Tok’ra cargo ship, speaking with its captain in the hallway as they walk. Mapp is very agitated.
Mapp: Hopefully we can intercept more Spoon Jedi before they walk into this catastrophe!
343_Guilty_Spark: We managed to get a hold of the E.T. Come home signal that the Troopers set up in the Spoon Temple.
Mapp: Did you encounter any resistance?
343_Guilty_Spark: No, We didn’t. However we got sued for copyright infringement.
Jelgate starts sending out a signal calling for any Spoon Jedi near by
Jelgate: Hello? Anyone out there?
Mapp: Jelgate? This is Mapp on the “Sundered Heart” we are moving in to pick you up.
Jelgate: My troopers attacked me! I was ambushed!!
Mapp: The same thing happened to Master CJ, it seems that this is going on all over the place.
Back on the Gateworld Suggestion box in Rickington’s home
Squirrely1: Clanger’s fighter just docked with the building. He is coming to see you
Rickington: Thanks SQ
Col. Foley: I have a bad feeling about this, I did some math and the numbers don’t add up regarding the attack at the Spoon temple
Squirrely1: Hush! Not so load. Rickington is worried as it is without you talking about some crack pot theories.
Rickington moves on to meet Darth Clanger
Rickington: Are you all right?
Darth Clanger: I’m fine, how is the baby?
Rickington: (Too worried to tell her about the twins) Padme18 is with them on the ship, they are fine.
Darth Clanger: They?
Rickington: yeah, Padme18 and the baby
Darth Clanger: The situation is not good. They canceled Firefly
Rickington: I can't believe that!
Darth Clanger: I couldn't either at first, but it's true. oh, and I saw Master Pandora’s_Box attempt to assassinate the Supreme Mod myself and the Spoon Jedi are rebelling.
Rickington: Clanger, what are you going to do?
Darth Clanger: I will not betray the Republic . . . my loyalties lie with the Supreme Mod and with the Senate . . . and with you.
Rickington: What about Jelgate?
Darth Clanger: I don't know . . . Many Spoon Jedi have been killed. We can only hope that he's remained loyal to the Supreme Mod.
Rickington: What are you going to do now?
Darth Clanger: I am going to the “Smiley count to 22,222” thread to end this war once and for all, Muahahahahahahaha!!!!
Rickington: Did you just laugh diabolically?
Darth Clagner: uh….no
Darth Clanger leaves and takes Col. Foley with her
Squirrely1: No don’t leave!!!
Col. Foley: But I must, until we meet again my love.
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Jelgate’s Fighter meets up with Mapp’s ship and finds himself walking with him and Commander Jumper
Jelgate: How many others have survived?
Commander Jumper: heard from no one have we.
Mapp: I saw thousands of troops attack the Spoon temple, that’s why I went looking for Master CJ
Jelgate: Has there been any signals?
Commander Jumper: Received the E.T. return signal we have. Gotten a court summons as well. Sued we are for copyright infringement.
Jelgate: Well we must go back! If we get sued we would lose everything!!
Mapp: that and any straggalers that listen to it will go back to the temple and be ambushed.
Jelgate: That too
Commander Jumper: Destroy it you say? But closely guarded it is.
Darth Clanger arrives on a landing spot at “Smiley count to 22,222.” Darth Clanger gets out of her fighter
Darth Clanger: Stay here Foley
Col. Foley: Sure, leave the droid behind. I’ll just watch some Glenn Beck reruns…
As Darth Clanger makes her way up to where the separatist leaders are, they continue their meeting with Skydiver who is wearing her Clark Kent glasses as a disguise.
discodiva: The plan has gone as you have desired it my Lady
Skydiver: You have done will my idiotic minions. I have sent you my newest apprentice, Darth Clanger. She will….”Take Care” of you.
Meanwhile the Sundered Heart flies into the “Gateworld Suggestion Box” they get a transmission
343_Guilty_Sparks: I have a transmission from the Supreme Mod’s office
Mapp: I Know that, the narrator already said that, put it on.
Bagpuss: Moderator Mapp, the Supreme Mod has requested that you attend the emergency session of the Senate.
Mapp: Do I have to?
Mapp: Fine I’ll do it.
The transmission cuts off, CJ and Jelgate decided that the meeting will be good distraction for security forces and sneak off to the nearby The Gateworld Cantina thread where the Spoon Temple is located.
As Mapp makes it into the Senate place thingy Skydiver is addressing the senate.
Mapp: (To rickington) What’s going on?
Rickington: The Supreme mod is elaborating on how the Jedi plotted to take over.
Skydiver: (Continuing her speech flailing her arms like Adolf Hitler) And the remaining Spoon jedi will be haunted down and defeated…
Rickington: She’s been presenting evidence all afternoon.
Mapp: And the stupid senate will follow her all the way as usual.
Skydiver: These have been trying times, but we have passed the test!! (Thunderous applause erupts) The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger
Everyone is silent and confused since she still looks as hawt as before
Skydiver: What? Can’t you see the pimple? (Everyone gets out a telescope and manages to see the microscopic pimple on her face) See? It’s going to be at least a week before it goes away!
The senate erupts in more applause
Skydiver: The war is over. (applause) The Separatists have been defeated, (applause) and the Spoon Jedi rebellion has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning.
Rickington: Well, this is the moment we discover if he intends to return the Republic to a democracy.
Skydiver: In order to ensure our sanity and continuing stability and freedom from spam, the Gateworld Forums Republic will be reorganized into the first Gateworld Forum Mod Empire, for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.
There is a loud, sustained cheer from the Senate. Mapp and Rickington sit, dumbfounded.
Skydiver: (continuing) An empire that will continue to be ruled by this Hawt body, and a sovereign ruler chosen for life . . .
The Senate cheers again. Mapp and Rickington are devastated. Rickington begins to cry.
Skydiver: (continuing) An empire ruled by the majority . . . Ruled by a new set of Forum Rules . . . I will move the Gateworld Cantina to the Off topic sector and institute the Probie Status to keep us safe from Spammers!
The Senate applauds.
Rickington: So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause . . .
Mapp: We cannot let this happen!!
He starts to stand up. Rickington stops him.
Rickington: Not now! There will be a time, preferably Episode IV.
At the Spoon Jedi Temple, Jelgate and CJ finished of the last of the Girlbot guards.
Jelgate: Who would do this? Even the Younglings were killed.
Commander Jumper: Killed not by clones, this youngling was. But by lightsaber.
Jelaget: But who would do such a thing? I must check the security tapes
Meanwhile back at the Smiley thread, Darth Clanger arrives at the separatist meeting
Discodiva: Yes, Lady Clanger how nice of you…what are you doing
Darth Clanger starts to spoon everyone to death
Discodiva: but your Mistress! She promised us peace!!
Darth clanger cares not, she finished them all off.
Back at the Spoon temple Jelgate and CJ are at the Com center
Jelgate: I have changed the code telling everyone to go away.
Commander Jumper: Dropped the law suit, it will be.
Jelgate: Right, it will take the Girlbot troopers a long time to find what we did. Master, there is something I must know
He moves to the security tapes
Commander Jumper: If into the security tapes you go, only pain you will find
Jelgate: But I must know master.
Jelgate looks and watches how Clanger turned to the darkside of the Spoon and killed all of those Spoon Jedi.
Jelgate: No…It can’t be…Was I so blinded by my booze that I missed all of the warning signs? *Drinks rum*
Commander Jumper: destroy the Spork we must
Jelgate: I can’t kill her! She’s like my sister!! Send me to kill Sky, but not her
Commander Jumper: Strong enough for Sky, you are not.
Jelgate: *Drinks even more beer/rum/vodka/you name it*
Commander Jumper: Twisted by the dark side, young Clanger has become. The girl you trained, gone she is . . . Consumed by Darth Clanger.
Jelgate: How could it have come to this?
Commander Jumper: To question, no time there is.
Jelgate: I do not know where the Empress has sent her. I don't know where to look.
Commander Jumper: Use your feelings, Jelgate, and find her, you will. Visit the new Empress, my task is. May the Spoon be with you.
Jelgate: May the Spoon be with you, Master CJ.