So obviously it's the same old story in SGU.
A day in the life of the Uberpowerful Earth ship:
Monday - ships not ready and gets owned by a couple of vastly inferior flying turds.
Tuesday - ship catches a virus and doesn't work at all.
Wednesday - Humanity in dire need of ship but's unavailable of doing secret mission.
Thursday - Nothing going on in the Universe so ship just sits there looking pretty.
Friday - Ship security went to party at bar for happy hour and ship is infultrated/stolen by aliens. Everyone wonders how the FFFFF something like this happened.
Saturday - Ship is armed with new even more bad*ssery weapons.
Sunday - Ship encounter everyday alien they should own but low and behold the enemy also has new secret weapon that is even better and completely owns earth ship along with all it's sister ships. SG teams farts out a plan to sneek onto enemy ship and blow it up.
Next Monday - Ship gets suprise attacked. Weapons have not been repaired from last shaty battle. Shields hold but wires, sparks, and stuff are falling from the ceiling. Rails guns shoot at bad guys and bounce of enemy shields. Then jump into hyperspace just for the FFFF of it.
Tuesday - show is canceled
Wednesday - new SG show pilot with same uber powerfull retardedly underacheiving earthships.
Thursday - and so on.
SGU feels exactly like SG to me.
A day in the life of the Uberpowerful Earth ship:
Monday - ships not ready and gets owned by a couple of vastly inferior flying turds.
Tuesday - ship catches a virus and doesn't work at all.
Wednesday - Humanity in dire need of ship but's unavailable of doing secret mission.
Thursday - Nothing going on in the Universe so ship just sits there looking pretty.
Friday - Ship security went to party at bar for happy hour and ship is infultrated/stolen by aliens. Everyone wonders how the FFFFF something like this happened.
Saturday - Ship is armed with new even more bad*ssery weapons.
Sunday - Ship encounter everyday alien they should own but low and behold the enemy also has new secret weapon that is even better and completely owns earth ship along with all it's sister ships. SG teams farts out a plan to sneek onto enemy ship and blow it up.
Next Monday - Ship gets suprise attacked. Weapons have not been repaired from last shaty battle. Shields hold but wires, sparks, and stuff are falling from the ceiling. Rails guns shoot at bad guys and bounce of enemy shields. Then jump into hyperspace just for the FFFF of it.
Tuesday - show is canceled
Wednesday - new SG show pilot with same uber powerfull retardedly underacheiving earthships.
Thursday - and so on.
SGU feels exactly like SG to me.
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