Favorite Supernatural Quotes

[RodneyIsGodney]

Okay, forgot about one "Poop" quote, then I remembered it, then I forgot it, then I remembered it again. So, here it is...

Two And A Half Men:
Dean: This is like defusing an IED, with poop!


So that makes it SIX times that Dean has said the word "Poop" in one form or another on Supernatural. Wonder if all these episodes were written by the same person...

[iolanda]

From "There will be blood"

Spoiler:

Dean: I can't do this, man I can't live on rabbit food. I'm a warrior!

[RodneyIsGodney]

Dean: I can't do this. man I can't live on rabbit food. I'm a warrior!

[RodneyIsGodney]

From "Reading Is Fundamental"

Spoiler:

Castiel: This is the handwriting of Metatron.
Sam: Metatron?!? You're saying a Transformer wrote that?
Dean: No, that's Megatron.
Sam: What?
Dean: The Transformer, it's Megatron.
Sam: What?

Loved that Dean knew that!

[RodneyIsGodney]

Dean: Whoa! Last t ime you zapped me someplace I didn't poop for a week! We're driving.
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Dean: What? Why the poopface?
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Dean: Yeah, well, I guess I just like being a pain in the pooper.
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Dean: I'm gonna go hit the poop deck.
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Dean: Well, now it just looks like your pooping.
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Dean: This is like defusing an IED. With poop!


Yeah, I gotta thing for Dean saying the word poop in all it's lovely versions.


Episodes in order of quotes:
Free To Be You And Me - S5
Like A Virgin - S6
Heaven And Hell - S5
Unforgiven - S6
Mommy Dearest -S6
Two And A Half Men -S6

[RodneyIsGodney]

From "Southern Comfort"...

Spoiler:

Dean: One of those rings Hammer, I'm throwing down.

Dean: You're sulking around like a eunuch at a whorehouse

Garth: All right. All right. All right. Uh, I kinda feel like we should say something, all right? Don't you? Just... A little...
Dean: Sure. we won.

[RodneyIsGodney]

From "LARP And The Real Girl"...

Spoiler:

Dean's Braveheart speech at the end, with Charlie and Sam's commentary, was hilarious!!!


Sam: Nice outfit. (ref. Dean's Moondoor costume)
Dean: You love it.

From "As Time Goes By"...

Spoiler:

Dean: Dudes time-traveling through motel room closets, that’s what we’ve come to?

Dean: So you're like Yodas to our Jedis.


Henry: John was a legacy. I was supposed to teach him the ways of the Letters.
Dean: Well, he learned things a little differently.
Henry: How?
Dean: The hard way. Surviving a lonely childhood, a stinking war... only to get married and have his wife taken by a demon... and later killed by one himself. That man got a bum rap around every turn. But you know what? He kept going. And in the end, he did a hell of a lot more good than he did bad.

Henry: I'm sorry. I wish I had been there for him.
Dean: Yeah, it's a little late for that now, don't you think?
Henry: It's the price we pay for upholding great responsibility. We know that.
Dean: Your responsibility was to your family, not some glorified book club!



And my favorite quote of all comes courtesy of Henry Winchester...

You're also Winchesters. As long as we're alive, there's always hope.

[RodneyIsGodney]

From "Everybody Hates Hitler"...

Spoiler:

Dean: The water pressure in the Letter's shower room is marvelous.

Dean: Well, now we know; paper beats golem, fire beats undead Nazi Zombie freaks.

Sam: Are you ever gonna take off the dead guy robe.

[Lunaeclipse]

Bobby: "Here, take these."
Sam: "What are they?"
Bobby: "Charms. They'll fend off possession. That demon's still out there. This'll stop it from getting back up in ya."
Dean: "That sounds vaguely dirty, but er, thanks."

Born Under A Bad Sign.

[RodneyIsGodney]

I missed a "poop" quote so I'm adding it in...

Dean: Whoa! Last t ime you zapped me someplace I didn't poop for a week! We're driving.
____________________________

Dean: What? Why the poopface?
____________________________

Dean: Yeah, well, I guess I just like being a pain in the pooper.
____________________________

Dean: I'm gonna go hit the poop deck.
____________________________

Dean: Well, now it just looks like your pooping.
____________________________

Dean: This is like defusing an IED. With poop!
____________________________

Dean: Well, what do you want to do? I mean, we can't just sit here and watch him poop out his liver.

Yeah, I gotta thing for Dean saying the word poop in all it's lovely versions.


Episodes in order of quotes:
Free To Be You And Me - S5
Like A Virgin - S6
Heaven And Hell - S5
Unforgiven - S6
Mommy Dearest -S6
Two And A Half Men -S6
My Heart Will Go On -S7

[RodneyIsGodney]

Reposting this just because...

Every single "Son of a B1tch!" Dean has ever muttered, uttered, shouted or whispered. Because every one of those is unique. He has never said it the same way twice. The ad-libbed SOB! in "Bad Day At Black Rock" and the running SOB! in "Mannequin 3: The Reckoning" are my favorite SOB's. The two murmured SOB's in "Jump The Shark" get an honorable mention. Jensen's delivery of that line is incredibly, hit-the-nail-on-the-head perfect. No matter where the inflection is, or where the emphasis lay. No matter why he is saying it, or to whom, it always makes me laugh out loud. Every. Single. Time. Jensen has delivered that line in a surprisingly large number of different ways and I'm constantly, if not happily, pleased when he is able to come out with a new twist on the same old epithet.


From: Remember The Titans:

Spoiler:

Dean: I feel like I'm sitting shiva.

Dean: It's a secret society. This is actually their lair, We are Legacies. No Big Deal.

[RodneyIsGodney]

From Trial And Error:

Spoiler:

Dean: I've got this killer mattress. Memory foam - it remembers me!

[iolanda]

From Trial And Error:

Spoiler:

Dean: I've got this killer mattress. Memory foam - it remembers me!

I love this quote, especially how Jensen pronounces it: with pure bliss!

[The Urban Spaceman]

From Like a virgin

Sam: What do we know of that likes virgins and gold?
Dean: P. Diddy?

[RodneyIsGodney]

I love this quote, especially how Jensen pronounces it: with pure bliss!

So do I!


From "The Great Escapist":

Spoiler:

Sam: You really haven't heard of us? What kind of angel are you? We're the frigging Winchesters!

Sam: You rode a farty donkey.

Dean: Dude, you were like four years old. I barely remember that.

[fumblesmcstupid]

******NUT CRRRRRRACKER**********

Every time Bobby says "Balls" or "Idjit"

[FlyBoyFanGirl]

Fav Winchester line?

Thinking...thinking...sparks flying...smoke...FIRE! Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!

Will have to get back to you about that. Is there a general Supernatural discussion thread? I've only recently started watching the show and am still getting used to amount of blood in every ep. OH! I thought of one. Don't know the ep name, but Dean gets bitten by a vampire. Sam is trying to keep him from biting others. Dean opens the bathroom door...

Sam: Where you goin'?"

Dean: News flash! Vampires pee!

(probably paraphrased.)

[RodneyIsGodney]

******NUT CRRRRRRACKER**********

Every time Bobby says "Balls" or "Idjit"

Oh, my fave Bobby lines!

Fav Winchester line?

Thinking...thinking...sparks flying...smoke...FIRE! Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!

Will have to get back to you about that. Is there a general Supernatural discussion thread? I've only recently started watching the show and am still getting used to amount of blood in every ep. OH! I thought of one. Don't know the ep name, but Dean gets bitten by a vampire. Sam is trying to keep him from biting others. Dean opens the bathroom door...

Sam: Where you goin'?"

Dean: News flash! Vampires pee!

(probably paraphrased.)

Not so much paraphrased as just...missing a couple words.

Dean: Newsflash, Mr. Wizard: vampires pee!

Oh, and the episode is season 6's "Live Free or Twihard".

[FlyBoyFanGirl]

I love how when the boys get to fighting...

Sam: Jerk!
Dean: B****!

[FlyBoyFanGirl]

Dean: Dude, I think you pi$$ed off my sandwich.