Favorite Supernatural Quotes

[kennythewraith]

from Lazarus Rising
Dean: his loss.

Pamela: could be your gain

Dean to Sam:dude im so in!

Sam: she will eat you alive

Dean: i just got out of jail....BRING IT!

Pamela walks by says to sam: you are invited to grumpy

Dean: YOU ARE NOT INVITED!!

[starg8fans]

What a brilliant idea for a thread, thanks Kenny! Can we post pictures with the quotes if we have them?

Since I just watched Croatoan:

Dwaine: You almost shot me!

Dean: You shut your pie-hole or I still might!


And from Playthings:

Dean: The real question is, why do people assume we are gay?

Sam: You look kinda butch, maybe people think you're over-compensating.

[Madwelshboy]

From The Monster at the End of This Book:-

Dean: There's Sam girls and Dean girls. And what's a slash fan?

Sam: As in... Sam slash Dean. Together.

Dean: Like... together together?

Sam: Yeah.

Dean: They do know we're brothers, right?

Sam: It doesn't seem to matter.

Dean: Ah, come on. That's... that's just sick

[starg8fans]

I think that must be the best quote ever! But Bobby's got his share of snarky remarks. In No Rest for the Wicked:

Bobby (to Dean): Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?

[kennythewraith]

i am the prophet chuck!!!

[P-90_177]

Here's a few:

Bobby: You're almost Hells B****... So... You can see Hells other B****es...

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Dean: Sam...Mom was a Babe........I'm going to hell........again.........

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Dean: This guy?! A Prophet!?

Castiel: You should have seen Luke...

[starg8fans]

From Folsom Prison Blues.

Hendrickson: You think you're funny.

Dean: I think I'm adorable.

[kennythewraith]

Missouri:Boy!dont you put your feet on my table!

Dean:i wasnt going to do anything?!

Misouri: Yeah...but you were thinking about it!
(seconds later)watch your mouth boy!

[starg8fans]

Back to the beginnings - form the pilot:

Sam: When I told dad when I was scared of the thing in my closet he gave me a .45.

Dean: Well what was he supposed to do?

Sam: I was 9 years old. He was supposed to say “Don’t be afraid of the dark.”

Dean: Don’t be afraid of the dark? What are you kidding me of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what’s out there!


And the famous one:

Sam: Hey Dean--What I said earlier, about mom and dad, I’m sorry.

Dean: {Holds hand up to stop him from going further} No chick flick moments.

Sam: All right, Jerk.

Dean: B**ch.

[marielabbott]

There's so many great quotes in SPN. I loved Bobby's line to Dean in No Rest for the Wicked so much I put it in my sig, "Family don't end with blood, boy."

[kennythewraith]

from Scarecrow

Dean: I Hope Your Apple Pie Is Freaking Worth It!!!

[Jenova Synthesis]

Dean: "Strippers... Finally!" XD

[starg8fans]

Dean: "I'm BATMAN!"


Sam: (calls Dean 'Scully')

Dean: No, I'm Mulder. You are a red-headed woman.

[starg8fans]

From First Blood:

Dean (to the approaching vampire):
I smell good, don't I? I taste even better. Come on! Free lunch!

[Boo]

Both from The Monster at the end of this book

Dean: I'm sitting in a laundromat reading about myself sitting in a laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts



Dean: (reading) "Sam turned his back on Dean. His face brooding and pensive." I mean, I don't know how this guy is doing it but this guy is doing it. I can't see your face but those are definitely your pensive and brooding shoulders. (Sam pauses) You just thought I was a dick.

Sam: This guy's good.

[LoneStar1836]

Watched this one yesterday....3x14 Long Distance Call:


DEAN: That was Bobby. Some banker-guy blew his head off in Ohio, they think there's a spirit involved.

SAM: So you two were talking a case?

DEAN: No, we were actually talking about our feelings. And then our favorite boybands.... Yeah, we were talking a case.




DEAN: Oh, good, yeah. No, you go hang out with jailbait. Just, uh, watch out for Chris Hansen.

DEAN: Meanwhile, I'll be here, you know, getting ready to save my life. .... You are unbelievable, you know that? I mean, for months we've been trying to break this demon deal. Now Dad's about to give us the freakin' address, and you can't accept it?!

DEAN: The man is dead, and you're still butting heads with the guy!

SAM: That is not what this is about.

DEAN: Then what is it?!

SAM: The fact is, we got no hard proof here, Dean. After everything, you're still just going on blind faith!

DEAN: Yeah, well, maybe! You know, maybe that's all I got, okay?!

[Boo]

From the Pilot

"House rules Sammy. Driver chooses the music, shot gun shuts his cakehole"

[LoneStar1836]

1x12 Faith


DEAN: Have you ever actually watched daytime TV? It's terrible. (lol since Jensen used to be on Days of Our Lives too bad I don't remember more of him on Days as I vaguely recall when he was on there.)

SAM: I talked to your doctor.

DEAN: That fabric softener teddy bear. Oh, I'm gonna hunt that little b**** down.

SAM: Dean.

DEAN: Yeah. Alright, well, looks like you're gonna leave town without me.

SAM: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna leave you here.

DEAN: Hey, you better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I'll haunt your ass.

SAM: I don't think that's funny.

DEAN: Oh, come on, it's a little funny.

[starg8fans]

Great quotes, everybody!

From Bedtime Stories:

Dean: There's no way I'm kissing a d@mn frog!

And to Sam:
Dude, could you be any more gay? (pause) Don't answer that.


In the hospital:

Sam: OK, but how are we gonna stop her? I mean Callie's stuck here, her father's keeping her body alive.

Dean: It does make it a bit hard to burn the bones.

Sam: You think?

[Boo]

Dream a little dream of me

Dean: Crap!
Sam: What?
Dean: Bela...
Sam: Bela? Crap!