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Thread: Favorite Kaylee Line

  1. #1181
    Second Lieutenant Leucothea29's Avatar
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)



    - Tell that to Inara. (49)
    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (38)
    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (33)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (26)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  2. #1182
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (38)
    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (33)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (26)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  3. #1183
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (38)
    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (34)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (26)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  4. #1184
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (38)
    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (35)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (26)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  5. #1185
    Second Lieutenant Leucothea29's Avatar
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    Mar 2009
    Posts
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (38)
    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (35)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (27)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  6. #1186
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (38)
    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (36)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (27)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  7. #1187
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    May 2004
    Location
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (39)
    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (36)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (27)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  8. #1188
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (39)
    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (37)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (27)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (39)
    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (38)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (27)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)
    sig thanks to Pocus

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    Second Lieutenant Leucothea29's Avatar
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (39)
    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (38)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (28)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  11. #1191
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (39)
    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (39)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (28)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  12. #1192
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (40)
    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (39)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (28)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  13. #1193
    Second Lieutenant Leucothea29's Avatar
    Member Since
    Mar 2009
    Posts
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (40)
    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (39)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (29)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  14. #1194
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    May 2004
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (41)
    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (39)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (29)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  15. #1195
    Second Lieutenant Leucothea29's Avatar
    Member Since
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    356

    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (41)
    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (39)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (30)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  16. #1196
    Colonel Andron's Avatar
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    May 2004
    Location
    Between the Mountains
    Posts
    5,437

    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (42)
    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (39)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (30)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  17. #1197
    General dragongirl's Avatar
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    Posts
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (43)
    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (39)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (30)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  18. #1198
    Second Lieutenant Leucothea29's Avatar
    Member Since
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    356

    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (43)
    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (39)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (31)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

  19. #1199
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    May 2004
    Location
    Between the Mountains
    Posts
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    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (43)
    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (40)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (31)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

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    Second Lieutenant Leucothea29's Avatar
    Member Since
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    356

    Default Re: Favorite Kaylee Line

    1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
    2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
    3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
    4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
    5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
    6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
    7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
    8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
    9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
    10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
    11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
    12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
    13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
    14th: Shiny. (50)
    15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
    16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
    17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
    18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
    19th: No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (50)
    20th: Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (50)
    21st: Tell that to Inara. (50)



    - *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (43)
    - Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (40)
    - Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (32)
    - Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (6)
    - And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (5)

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