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    TV Star Trek jokes on Stargate

    As a long time "Star Trek" fan, I thank the "Stargate SG1" writers for so many "Star Trek" inside jokes. My favorite is:

    O'Niell, "Cool, ...phasers?"
    Carter "Sorry, Sir."

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    My favorites are from, "The Other Guys"....


    Felger: "At least my heroes exist. If this was a Trek convention, you’d be all dressed up like a Klingon." Coombs: "Vulcan, Felger, Vulcan! And I don’t know how you can call youself a scientist and not worship at the altar of Roddenberry!"


    Coombs: "We might as well be wearing red shirts!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by major_gater
    My favorites are from, "The Other Guys"....
    Felger: "At least my heroes exist. If this was a Trek convention, you’d be all dressed up like a Klingon."

    Coombs: "Vulcan, Felger, Vulcan! And I don’t know how you can call youself a scientist and not worship at the altar of Roddenberry!"
    I love that line! That is one of the best Trek related lines ever! The way he bites his lip at the end of it just sells it!
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    lol i love that bit too
    what about the worship at rhodeenberry's alter bit

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    i really loved when he wanted to name the ship Enterprise, it was so funny...you can't imagine how hard i laughed..

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    Quote Originally Posted by major_gater
    My favorites are from, "The Other Guys"....


    Felger: "At least my heroes exist. If this was a Trek convention, you’d be all dressed up like a Klingon." Coombs: "Vulcan, Felger, Vulcan! And I don’t know how you can call youself a scientist and not worship at the altar of Roddenberry!"


    Coombs: "We might as well be wearing red shirts!"
    One step further, Coombs was played by Dr. Phlox from Enterprise. I was ammused that they made him the StarTrek fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by major_gater
    My favorites are from, "The Other Guys"....


    Felger: "At least my heroes exist. If this was a Trek convention, you’d be all dressed up like a Klingon." Coombs: "Vulcan, Felger, Vulcan! And I don’t know how you can call youself a scientist and not worship at the altar of Roddenberry!"


    Coombs: "We might as well be wearing red shirts!"
    The red shirt quote is my fave, it had me in tears of laughter.

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    Teal'c has always shared Spock's penchant for eyebrow raising, though he substitutes "Indeed" for "Fascinating."

    Now if they could just find a way to put in "I'm a doctor, not a!..."

    Or, "He's dead, Jack!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tok'Ra Hostess
    Teal'c has always shared Spock's penchant for eyebrow raising, though he substitutes "Indeed" for "Fascinating."

    Now if they could just find a way to put in "I'm a doctor, not a!..."

    Or, "He's dead, Jack!"
    Can you see Teal'c saying "It's worse than that, he's dead Daniel Jackson"
    or "It's life Daniel Jackson, but not as we know it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tok'Ra Hostess
    Teal'c has always shared Spock's penchant for eyebrow raising, though he substitutes "Indeed" for "Fascinating."

    Now if they could just find a way to put in "I'm a doctor, not a!..."

    Or, "He's dead, Jack!"
    Wasn't there a episode where Daniel made some sort of comment about being an archeologist? It reminded me of the doctor quote. Or am I just on a different plane of existance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJFavorite
    Wasn't there a episode where Daniel made some sort of comment about being an archeologist? It reminded me of the doctor quote. Or am I just on a different plane of existance?
    I don't think you were thinking about ths but it reminded me of a scene from Window of Opportunity i think were O'Neill asks the archaeologist guy controlling the time machine what kind of archaeologist carries a gun? and Daniel says uh Jack I do and O'Neill is like right... or something like that. I thought that that exchange was really funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJFavorite
    Wasn't there a episode where Daniel made some sort of comment about being an archeologist? It reminded me of the doctor quote. Or am I just on a different plane of existance?

    I just saw it last night, I believe it was "Dead Man's Switch" sp? The bounty hunter (oh yeah, looked like a Boba or Jenga Fet homage), asks Dr. Jackson to heal his injuries and Daniel said something to the fact that (badly paraphrased):

    Daniel: "I'm an archeolgists."
    Hunter: "But, you're also a doctor"
    Daniel: ".. in archeology."

    I think that's what you're referring to, but I might be wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tok'Ra Hostess
    Teal'c has always shared Spock's penchant for eyebrow raising, though he substitutes "Indeed" for "Fascinating."

    Now if they could just find a way to put in "I'm a doctor, not a!..."

    Or, "He's dead, Jack!"
    Now that we have Atlantis (WARNING RISING SPOILERS)







    Dr. Beckett said in the beginning (paraphrased) "I'm a doctor, a medical doctor. I break things like that..."

    Also, paraphrasing the X-302 test flight sequence:

    Carter: "Intertial Dampeners?" <----Requently used Startrek technobabble

    O'Neill: "Cool! Uhh, I mean, check... Phasers?"

    Carter: "Sorry sir, not on thi flight."

    (I can't believe O'Neill recognized intertial dampeners)

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    Quote Originally Posted by major_gater
    My favorites are from, "The Other Guys"....


    Felger: "At least my heroes exist. If this was a Trek convention, you’d be all dressed up like a Klingon." Coombs: "Vulcan, Felger, Vulcan! And I don’t know how you can call youself a scientist and not worship at the altar of Roddenberry!"


    Coombs: "We might as well be wearing red shirts!"
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    Not SG1 related but rather Atlantis....
    Minor Spoilers for last weeks ep..
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    When Dr. Beckett (did I spell that right) starts to talk to Shepard about his porblem...he says something like "I understand you have a bit of a klingon"..when he relizes what he said the look was like "Oh God I can't believe I just said that"...I love the smirk on Shepards face too.

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    yeah i remember that now...McKay was so fast I wan't sure what he said...lol that one funny guy..he needs to start talking a little slower

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    From Unnatural Selection:

    "Sir, we can't call it the Enterprise."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Margaret
    From Unnatural Selection:

    "Sir, we can't call it the Enterprise."
    "Why not?

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    Yeah, that kind of bugged me too. They could have called it the Enterprise, and that would have rocked! I DO like the Prometheus name though... It would have just been way too cool for them to call it Enterprise!

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    Ep Avenger 2.0

    O'NEILL: "Phaser?"

    CHLOE: "More like a photon torpedo."
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