Favorite Farscape Quotes

[rosey_angel]

Durka Returns

Rygel :dont you dare thank me for saving your life
Aeryn :i wasn't going to
Rygel why not?

[Bill K]

From "Crackers Don't Matter"
John - "...You frigid, flat butted Peacekeeper skank, is there anything in your life you'll be proud of?"
Aeryn "Yes...Killing you"

From "Premier"
John - "It's not who you are dad, I love who you are, it's being the son of who you are...."

From "The Flax"
John - (When D'argo finally shows up the rescue them), "D'Argo...it's about time!".... Actually, it's the look on Aeryn's face that I love with this one.

By the way, it's been a while since I've viewed a lot of these so if the quotes aren't exactly word for word, well, sometimes the old memory ain't what it used to be.

Bill K

[Thunderstorm]

Rhapsody in Blue
Crichton: That's my underwear.
Aeryn: (points to tag)What does this say?
Crichton: Calvin.
Aeryn: Well, they're not yours.

Love that scene!!

Rygel: "By the yotz...run, fight, surrender! Pick one!"

Crichton: "Sounds like you have a plan."
D'Argo: "We're going to bring him out here and see how he likes being in the cold."
Crichton: "And what if he likes it?"
D'Argo: "Look, one plan at a time!"

and of course, Classic D'Argo

D'Argo: "Do NOT make me tongue you!"

[Starbase]

Durka Returns

Rygel :dont you dare thank me for saving your life
Aeryn :i wasn't going to
Rygel why not?

I just watched Durka Returns a few nights ago. Here is another quote from that great episode and couple of other Chianna zingers ....

Chiana: 'Typical male. Satisfy yourself first.' - Durka Returns

Chiana: 'I say we just go get the guns and go steal the stuff.' - Thanks for Sharing

Chiana: 'If your hand is still there in one microt, I'll snap it off and use it as a good luck charm.' - Bone To Be Wild

[OneillTwo"LL"s]

Aeryn: Talyn, you have seen them both naked, Which one is bigger??

- Season 3 "Green Eyed Monster"

written by Ben Browder by the way!

[Thunderstorm]

Aeryn: Oh just to be in the warm glow of all this testosterone.

[SunKrux]

Aeryn: Tavleck!

[McClance]

"Do me a favor."
"Anything."
"Chiana..."
"Don't worry. I'll look after her."
"No. Go away so that I can speak to Chiana alone."
--D'Argo and John; PKW

Chiana: "Crichton just proposed."
D'Argo: "Proposed what?"
Chiana: "Marriage."
Rygel: "Marriage? Idiot."
"Bad Timing"


"You and your timing."
-Aeryn as she and John kisses just before...something really shocking happens; "Bad Timing"

[rosey_angel]

Bone to be Wild

Crichton: She said you were the monster.
Br'Nee: Yes, my parents believed so too, but it was just a phase all children go through

Zhaan: There is much cruelty in the universe.
Crichton: Yeah... we seem to have a treasure map to it

[McClance]

"Why don't we show them a little compassion?"
"Compassion? What is compassion?"
"You're kidding, right? Compassion is the feeling you get when you see somebody else in pain and, instead taking advantage of them, you try to help them."
"I know this feeling."
"Well, it is a fairly common human feeling."
"I hate it."
-- and ; "Premiere"

[rosey_angel]

and then, 4 years later, she goes and says something like this:

Prayer
Aeryn :Now, Djancaz-Bru, you haven't listened and you haven't helped, and I'm running out of time. So I'm going to forget about you. I am now willing to make a deal with anyone, with anything, to save my child. Not because I can, but because I have to

[the Fifth Race]

A few Aeryn quotes

Aeryn: 'Nobody knows you here. It's only people who know you that want to kill you.' - Thank God it's Friday, Again

Aeryn: 'If you try anything when I am gone whatever you have in the place of mivonks and wherever they are, they will be gone when I get back.' - Eat Me

Aeryn: 'I am no one's female!' - Til the Blood Runs Clear

[rosey_angel]

Thanks for Sharing

Stark: (frantically) Oh! It's not working. It's not helping. Talyn's dying. Not waking up!
John: Astro. (waving a ship part in front of Stark, as though to hypnotize him) Work now; freak later. Work now; freak later. Work now…
Stark: Oh yeah…yes, that's fair.
John: Good.
Stark: How much later?

John: Cross my heart, smack me dead. Stick a lobster on my head

---- love that one. i try to use it in conversations, but i get odd looks

[SylvreWolfe]

*Sparky, Spanky, Fluffy, Buckwheat the 16th....*

*there is no expanse of the mind the will cannot traverse...*

and my all time fave..

*I am just a simple warrior who believes that love means you are willing to fight and die for your fellow beings*

[Starbase]

Rygel: 'You honestly believe I could find you appealing? I mean, you're so, so, blue!' - DNA Mad Scientist

Rygel: 'Of course it's a foe. We have no friends.' - Relativity

Rygel: 'Ladies, some decorum please. This is a peace memorial, let's not kill each other.' - Liars, Guns and Money

[McClance]

Rygel: 'You honestly believe I could find you appealing? I mean, you're so, so, blue!' - DNA Mad Scientist

Rygel: 'Of course it's a foe. We have no friends.' - Relativity

Rygel: 'Ladies, some decorum please. This is a peace memorial, let's not kill each other.' - Liars, Guns and Money

I believe that last one is actually from "Different Destinations"


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From "Into the Lion's Den, Part 2"

Spoiler:

CRAIS (on Talyn's Command): "Scorpius, I am just making my final good-byes."
SCORPIUS (in Command Carrier's hangar bay): "Where are you, Crais?"
CRAIS: "I am standing in your heart, and I'm about to squeeze. You are the most repellent of creatures, Scorpius. You weren't born into Peacekeepers; you weren't conscripted against your will. You chose to be one. The last time I left this ship--my ship--I did so under a veil of secrecy. You forced that situation. You took my command! You STOLE my life from me! This time, Scorpius, I am not leaving quietly."
SCORPIUS: "Somebody find that fool, and get him out of that ship! Somebody, get that traitor off that ship!"
JOHN (in hangar bay observation): "I suggest you hang on to something."
CRAIS: "Talyn. Starburst!"

"Come on home, Commander."
--Pilot over the com-channel to Crichton on Lo'la; "Kansas"

That line always gets me.

[MFA]

John: Cross my heart, smack me dead. Stick a lobster on my head

---- love that one. i try to use it in conversations, but i get odd looks

LOL I like that quote also ... just seems to roll off the tongue ... my other favorite from the same episode is

Let's cut the crap
Let's get to the chase
Stick this critter on my face

[rosey_angel]

From "Into the Lion's Den, Part 2"

Spoiler:

CRAIS (on Talyn's Command): "Scorpius, I am just making my final good-byes."
SCORPIUS (in Command Carrier's hangar bay): "Where are you, Crais?"
CRAIS: "I am standing in your heart, and I'm about to squeeze. You are the most repellent of creatures, Scorpius. You weren't born into Peacekeepers; you weren't conscripted against your will. You chose to be one. The last time I left this ship--my ship--I did so under a veil of secrecy. You forced that situation. You took my command! You STOLE my life from me! This time, Scorpius, I am not leaving quietly."
SCORPIUS: "Somebody find that fool, and get him out of that ship! Somebody, get that traitor off that ship!"
JOHN (in hangar bay observation): "I suggest you hang on to something."
CRAIS: "Talyn. Starburst!"

love that bit. that last line also brings tears to my eyes. so powerful, so sad :'(

PKW again. sorry, couldn't help myself

Stark: What about me?
Aeryn: How best can you help?
Stark: I can stay out of your way.
Aeryn: Excellent.

John: You know who it's gonna be, don't ya?
D'Argo: I know who it is.
John: Bet me. C'mon D, bet me. How much?
D'Argo: You're on your own my friend.
Scorpius: Hello, John!
John: Easy money.

Rygel: I want this thing removed immediately!
John: It's not a thing!
Rygel: Fine, I want this miracle of life the frell out of me!

[Starbase]

I believe that last one is actually from "Different Destinations"

It most certainly is. When I posted it the other night something didn't look quite right. Now I know what it was. Good catch McClance.

Chiana: "The more they look at me, the less they look at you."
Crichton: "Do you think that before they elect you centrefold of the year we could get on with the business of saving Aeryn?" - Nerve

Scorpius: [of D'Argo-Jool] "Shoot him."
John: "Technically, it's a she."
Scorpius: "Shoot it." - Prayer

[rosey_angel]

you guys/gals are so good at picking up these quotes. i can generally pick the character if i hear the quote, but i'm not that good that i can pick the ep. guess that means i have to watch more

Green Eyed Monster

Crichton: Aeryn, I am... doing everything I can to get us out of this absurdly large space monster. I am doing the good little soldier bit. What else do you want from me?
Aeryn: I want you to stop acting like a drannit.
Crichton: You know what? I have no idea what a drannit is.
Aeryn: No, don't play dumb with me. That hasn't worked for over two cycles, John.
Crichton: Aeryn, I am dumb! I don't understand you half the time, and I have no idea what a drannit is!
Aeryn: Fine! Forget the drannit!
Crichton: Fine! Screw the drannit!

(Aeryn pauses and a faint smile plays across her lips at Crichton's last suggestion)

Crichton: What?
Aeryn: You really have no idea what a drannit is, do you?