1st place -Sheppard shoots Rodney & throws him off gateroom balcony - Hide and Seek (50)
2nd place - -McKay: Shiver me timbers! She's hot! I mean, seriously hot! Sheppard: Rodney, you're drooling over a Wraith! - Aurora (50)
3rd place - -McKay: "They were very clear which route to take." Sheppard: "I prefer a straight line." McKay: "Of course, 'cause everything's a shortcut in Sheppard's world." - Underground (50)
4th place---McKay: "You shot me!" Sheppard: "Yes, Rodney, I shot you, and I said I was sorry." - Phantoms (50)
5th place -McKAY: Yeah. (He looks around the Gateroom.) OK, this is really weird. SHEPPARD: You're tellin' me! McKAY: I really thought there'd be more hot girls. SHEPPARD: Yeah! - "Doppelganger" (50)
6th place - -McKay whispering to Sheppard "One tango, middle of the room" - Coup D'Etat (50)
7th place ---Sheppard attempts teaching Rodney meditation - Tao of Rodney (50)
8th place -The Atlantis pier scene - The Shrine. (50)
9th place -Sheppard cons Rodney out of his fruit basket for Sam - Reunion (50)
10th place -Oh my god, he is Kirk..." - McKay, as Sheppard romances an alien princess, "Sanctuary" (50)
11th place -Deaf Talk - Echoes (50)
12th place -McKay: You know, you really don't appreciate the simple things in life. Like... sitting. Sheppard: I don't envy you. It must be a real pain in the ass. McKay: Oh. How long did you work on that? -Sheppard: Longer than I care to admit. - Sateda. (50)
13th place -John knowing Rodney's password - Quarantine (50)
14th place -McKay: "The thing is, Colonel Sheppard and I have sort of gotten into this habit of saving each other's lives, and it's my turn." - "Aurora" (50)
15th place -SHEPPARD: You've blown up entire planets, Rodney. McKAY: That wasn't my fault! - Inferno (50)
16th place -Sheppard meeting Jeannie for the first time, and Rodney's reaction - McKay & Mrs. Miller (50)
-Sheppard: "Get as far away from the nuclear explosion as possible? That's good advice Rodney." (24)
-Shep enters McKay's dream, McKay enters Shep's - Doppelganger (12)
-McKay: "Why aren't you dead?" Sheppard: "Ah, it's good to see you too, Rodney." - McKay and Sheppard, after the battle, "The Hive" (49)
- McKay and Sheppard dealing with ruptured conduits, "Adrift" (5)
-McKay: Aye, and the shields are holding. Look, we've got plenty of time, just give me five minutes. *five minutes later* McKay: We're in trouble. Sheppard: It took you five minutes to figure that out? You're slipping, friend. - First Strike (5)
-McKay: "Ever see a 20-kiloton nuclear explosion?" Sheppard: "I have... Not up close." (7)
-McKAY: "we're ... we're good, aren't we?" SHEPPARD: "Of course!" Rodney then tries to talk to John about what he wants done after he dies, and then collapses and John catches him - Tao of Rodney (7)
-McKAY: Maybe we should offer a sense of humour in trade. SHEPPARD: Sure. They can have yours. McKAY (laughing falsely): Oh, please, my side. You slay me. SHEPPARD: On second thought ... - Underground (6)
-When they run off to clean Rodney's quarters - Irresistible (6)
-McKay explaining the "ancillary power supply for the weapons systems," for the Ancient weapons device, figuring that John wouldn't understand, but he does and surprises Rodney. "Which leads me back to, 'cool.'" - Trinity (6)
-The Wraith John and Rodney are trying to capture blows himself up. "You OK?" "I'm fine. This is, this is fun for me." - Suspicion (6)
-Sheppard: So, you think it's worth checking out? McKay: I'm sorry. Yes. Energy field good. - Childhood's End (5)
-Rodney asking if he still has hair and Sheppard says no - The Last Man (10)
-Rodney's "I said 'don't touch that'" to Shep's "I don't know." - Doppelganger (6)
-Sheppard and McKay find the underground hatch in the Genii barn. McKAY: Now that ... SHEPPARD: ... is definitely strange. McKAY: Yeah, and not that Amish, really. SHEPPARD: No, not so much. (7)
-McKay: "It's complicated. Look, imagine them as leaky pipes okay? So you pump water through them, they leak right?" Sheppard: "Dumb this down any more, you're gonna get hit." (2)
-Explaining "The Game" to Weir - The Game (6)
-McKay: "According to Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity, there’s nothing in the laws of physics to prevent it. Extremely difficult to achieve, mind you – you need the technology to manipulate black holes to create wormholes not only through points in space but time." Sheppard: "Not to mention a really nice DeLorean." McKay: "Don’t even get me started on that movie!" - "Before I Sleep" (5)
-Sheppard: "Any way to figure out what they're saying?" McKay: "Aye, of course  it says right here: 'Why is the smart one having to stop and answer so many questions?'" - "Aurora" (5)
-John shows Jeannie Rodney's video from Letters from Pegasus - McKay & Mrs Miller (6)
-John and Rodney are trying to figure out how to get the Ancient ship out on the volcano planet. "Talk amongst yourselves." "What are you doing?" "I have an idea." "What kind of idea?" "Can't talk, busy." "Just give me a basic ..." "Not now, please." "I hate it when he does this." - Inferno (5)
-Weir: "Major, have you made any progress with your prisoner?" Sheppard: "Not yet, but he just blinked." McKay: "He blinked? What does that mean?" Sheppard: "It means he's still holding on, but he's indicated to me that he may break soon." McKay: "And he indicated this to you by blinking?" Sheppard: "Aye." - from "Poisoning The Well" (7)
-McKAY: Quick question just out of curiosity: how much air do these things carry? SHEPPARD: Lots. McKAY: I'm just saying, because if this doesn't work and we have to come up with another plan, who knows how long we could get stuck in here. SHEPPARD: You know what, Rodney? You're exactly right, it's a limited supply, so why don't we conserve it by you not talking? At all. - The Intruder (5)
-Sheppard: Look, what you people do with your C4 is none of our business. We just need food. As far as your little secret down here goes, well, uh ... (He looks at Rodney.) McKay: We say, "What giant underground bunker?" (John raises his hands in agreement.) - Underground (20)
-MCKAY: Shut up, please. I'm trying to think. SHEPPARD: Don't tell me to shut up, Rodney. My life's at stake. MCKAY: Exactly, so simmer down and let me save it. SHEPPARD: Heard the term two heads are better than one? MCKAY: It's a common misconception. - The Brotherhood (6)
-Talking about baby Torren "jumping" out of Rodney's arms - The Daedalus Variations (5)
-Sheppard's huge grin and exclamation "That was a Hail Mary" regarding Rodney going into the cloud creature - Hide and Seek (5)
-Racing remote control cars - The Prodigal (24)
-Shep declines to take a bath with Rodney - Broken Ties (7)
-Sheppard teaching McKay to fly - The Defiant One (10)
-Sheppard yelling at Rodney - The Defiant One (5)
-Talk about "the bitter taste of ultimate failure" in the infirmary - Before I Sleep (7)
-The crush discussion - Brotherhood (10)
-"You're welcome! It was a daring rescue.", Shep to McKay - Miller's Crossing (5)
-"This is not what we discussed", "It was all or nothing." (FRAN revelation to Shep scene) - Be All My Sins Remember'd (3)
-The boys go whale-watching - Echoes (5)
-The "MALP on a stick" discussion - Epiphany (4)
-Sheppard and McKay trying to solve the puzzle and Sheppard saying "Could have been Mensa" - Brotherhood (5)
-Sheppard yelling at Rodney and trying to stop him from doing the experiment - Trinity (5)
-"I can't." Shep to McKay - Miller's Crossing (4)
-"Hey matey" (trying to get Rodney to open the door) - Grace Under Pressure (5)
-Talking about Catwench - Irresistible (4)
-Sheppard smacking Rodney upside the head - Instinct (5)
-Sheppard asks what happened to Rodney and says quitting doesn't sound like him - The Last Man (3)
-Killing of the Queen - Submersion (6)
-Rodney comes to see Sheppard before he leaves for Earth - Outcast (6)
-Rodney and Shep prepping to get beamed from one location to another inside the Daedalus - The Intruder. (5)
-McKay gets excited about all the ZPM's and Sheppard tells him "you're slobbering" - Progeny. (12)
-Rodney showing Sheppard the Jumpers - Rising (7)
-Rodney runs to John's quarters for help - The Shrine. (38)
-Shep tries to reassure Rodney when Rodney blames himself - The Seer (14)
-Rodney tries to reach Sheppard after venting the atmosphere - Midway (9)
-Sheppard talks to Rodney about losing Elizabeth - This Mortal Coil (44)
-Rodney starts freaking out and Sheppard snaps him out of it by yelling "Don't talk to me about screwed." - Thirty Eight Minutes (11)
-Sheppard and Rodney fight over Chaya - Sanctuary (10)
-McKay: "Am I getting this right?" Sheppard: "I also like spearmint gum." McKay: "Have some." Sheppard: "I was joking." Mckay: "No, you weren't." - Vegas (2)


I tell you Teal'c, hockey is the coolest game on Earth!
Did you not say it is played on ice, O'Neill?
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