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    A stupid, stupid joke

    What was the principal threat during SG-1 seasons 6 and 7?












    A SNAKE...













    ...on the ASCENDED PLANE.

    [runs away]

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    haha awesome welcome to gateworld.


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      #3
      HAH!!!

      This is by far the best first post I've ever seen on this forum.

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        #4
        1) He ascended to a higher plane of existence. Therefore he's pure energy now, meaning he's a 'parasite' no longer. He's in the exact same state as ascended humans.

        2) He wasn't only on a higher plane, he was also primarily on the lower plane as he was trying to take over the galaxy.

        However he was not the primary threat, it was the Jaffa warriors in their Ha'taks who were under his control that were the main threat. Take them away & he's nothing because he can't use any ascended knowledge or power in the lower planes!

        Therefore, not funny in any way!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Wraith_Boy View Post
          1) He ascended to a higher plane of existence. Therefore he's pure energy now, meaning he's a 'parasite' no longer. He's in the exact same state as ascended humans.

          2) He wasn't only on a higher plane, he was also primarily on the lower plane as he was trying to take over the galaxy.

          However he was not the primary threat, it was the Jaffa warriors in their Ha'taks who were under his control that were the main threat. Take them away & he's nothing because he can't use any ascended knowledge or power in the lower planes!

          Therefore, not funny in any way!
          You spelt Plane wrong. It's 'plain'...

          Where as in the joke, it was 'plane' as in 'Snakes on a Plane'.

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            #6
            Fantastic, DocumentN!


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              #7
              lol best first post ever.

              Originally posted by mappalazarou View Post
              You spelt Plane wrong. It's 'plain'...

              Where as in the joke, it was 'plane' as in 'Snakes on a Plane'.

              No, plane is a noun and can mean either an airplane or a plane of existence, like a plane in geometry, whereas 'plain' is an adjective, used to describe something.
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                #8
                Originally posted by Xicer View Post
                No, plane is a noun and can mean either an airplane or a plane of existence, like a plane in geometry, whereas 'plain' is an adjective, used to describe something.
                yup, i was going to post something to that same affect until i saw you'd already done it.
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                  oh.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mappalazarou View Post
                    You spelt Plane wrong. It's 'plain'...

                    Where as in the joke, it was 'plane' as in 'Snakes on a Plane'.

                    Plane (metaphysics):

                    In metaphysics and esoteric cosmology, a plane of existence (sometimes called simply a plane, dimension, overworld, realm, vibrating plane, or an inner, invisible, spiritual, supraphysical world, or egg) is conceived as a subtle region of space (and/or consciousness) beyond, but permeating, the known physical universe (or a portion of the physical universe itself) and inhabited by evolving spirit-life beings in different stages of consciousness.

                    A plain, on the other hand, is a large area of land with relatively low relief.
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Wraith_Boy View Post
                        1) He ascended to a higher plane of existence. Therefore he's pure energy now, meaning he's a 'parasite' no longer. He's in the exact same state as ascended humans.

                        2) He wasn't only on a higher plane, he was also primarily on the lower plane as he was trying to take over the galaxy.

                        However he was not the primary threat, it was the Jaffa warriors in their Ha'taks who were under his control that were the main threat. Take them away & he's nothing because he can't use any ascended knowledge or power in the lower planes!

                        Therefore, not funny in any way!
                        Geez, somebody needs to get some Sense of Humor[tm].

                        Nice one DocumentN! You get green.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by DocumentN View Post
                          What was the principal threat during SG-1 seasons 6 and 7?












                          A SNAKE...













                          ...on the ASCENDED PLANE.

                          [runs away]
                          *rimshot*

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                            #14
                            im not sure what was sadder... the joke, or the fact that i liked it... my gods
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by DocumentN View Post
                              What was the principal threat during SG-1 seasons 6 and 7?




                              A SNAKE...




                              ...on the ASCENDED PLANE.

                              [runs away]



                              LOL!
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