You know you've been watching too much Stargate when...

[Emerald01]

...you're going through the cable guide and go, "Hey cool! The Andy Mikita show!" Of course,when you change the channel, it's actually the Andy Griffith show. *sigh* Talk about wishful thinking!

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has moments like this.

CHeers!
Em

[KhaosNite13]

You know you've been watching too much Stargate when...

You can (or are allmost capable of) reciting every word of every episode, without having ever looked at a transcript [Keep in mind, I can't]

Or, when you talk to others about the show, as if it WAS happening.

[Goauld System Lord]

...when you teach your dog the command 'kree' and he fetches the remote so you can watch Stargate!

"Rover, kree!"

[RodneyIsGodney]

...when you think are all real!

[tech100]

You know you've been watching too much Stargate when...

When you see a circle on the ground/floor made out of brick/stone or a design in the carpet. And you think awe a rings....

[Muh_tuttles]

You know you've been watching too much Stargate when . . .

someone mentions an Egyptian god and you mutter under your breath which stargate eps they appeared in and who they almost killed.

[Theimmortaljedi]

WHen every circle looks a minie stargate. earings ,hoola hoops, the blue cirlce on my dish box.

[stargate01]

when you wear cardboard, shaped as the jaffa suit and pretend you are a goauld.

[krysta25uk]

When you can name the episode before the opening credits and only seen about 20 seconds.

[Muh_tuttles]

when you quote it to your family and they look at you blankly and then you say (really sheepishly) "its from Stargate" and they all roll their eyes and groan

[RodneyIsGodney]

When you can name the episode before the opening credits and only seen about 20 seconds.

Guilty as charged officer!

[Rickington]

Guilty as charged officer!

Me too!

[GSRgategirl923]

you can tell what the episode title nd what season its from and only watch the intro part of the epi.

[SpaceTrucker]

you do audio commentary for your own life

[smurfettedoesnotshare]

You have to fight with yourself to keep from saying, "Indeed" instead of "yes"

[Muh_tuttles]

I haven't been fighting with myself - I just say Indeed without stopping myself

[Ksya]

You keep a close eye on the teacher who just happens to call himself, "Mr. Gould" (Cleverly disguised, but I'm on to him... I dont think I've ever seen his hands. Note to self: Check for Ribbon devices in his desk)

[QuantumDragon]

you know exactly what carter/mckay are saying

[Muh_tuttles]

you know exactly what carter/mckay are saying

That is scary!

.... when you can incorporate a quote, a reference or a metaphor for anything on stargate at least once an hour

.... when you watch beauty and the beast and think that the carriage looks an awful lot like a replicator. I swear, Stargate stole it off them! Even the same sound effects!!!!

[QuantumDragon]

That is scary!

when you can explain in detail the theories behing carter and mckay's technobabble for 5 min strait without saying "um" or even stoping for breath

i can do that, it scares people