Zombie Plans

[fugiman]

I was wondering if anyone had a zombie plan?

I do, so I will tell you unless your a zombie then don't read this

1. Get my group of friends that I already know of the plan
2. Seperate into four groups
a. Get Guns and Ammo
b. Get Supplies (seeds, concrete, wood, nails, generators, gas and other vital supplies)
c. Get Supplies to make our new place a fortress
d. Get the Ladies
3. Fortify my new place (Wal-Mart, Sports Authority, Safe Way, Dicks Sports)
4. Start planning seeds on roofs
5. Fight off zombies
6. Either wait till the end or get rescued

comment on this or tell me yours

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

lmao about a year ago I was totally obsessed with Shaun of the Dead and what I'd do in that situation. Probably just;

- Grab a weapon (baseball bat, kantana, knives etc)
- Go out and use stealth to get around zombies (which is a problem because I live on the main road)
- gather my friends and any other survivors
- Go to morrisons and clear out zombies
- close main shutter
- Throw corpses off the roof (I'd hate that part....)
- Block doors and windows
- make a home somewhere in it with friends and survivors (smooching up to ladies), telling them to speak quietly and practice sign language
- Make a huge HELP sign to cover the entire roof
- Ration out food so they last for months
- Devise an escape plan and practice every occasionally in case of zombie incursion, probably involving the roof
- If food eventually runs out, make or gather weapons in store and steal a car from the car park outside, drive to another supermarket and clear out zombies.

And then do the same as before.

[Daedalus-304]

Good plan, I picked up this book about a year ago just in case:

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Surviva...4630363&sr=8-2

I haven't had any problems with Zombies so far, but it's always good to be prepared

[susanne]

uhhh ok this is my plan.
- run around screaming.
- grab anything that could hurt a zombie (i heard salt can )
- run out of the house screaming like a little girl when they get inside.
- grab a car and drive very badly to asda
- board myself in and wait until they all either go away or die ....zombies can die right....THEY CANT?! 0.o

[Exiled Master]

Pre-zombie apocalypse:
Build up a large cache of weapons 12-gauge pump action, RPG's, a machine gun (either M-249 or a P90), incendiary grenades, smoke grenades, magnums, etc. Bladed weapons are also great fun.
Construct nuke-firing coilgun and buy a number of hazmat suits. A nuclear crater should be fairly zombie free, right?
Buy an armored suit (think Kull warriors)
Acquire an robot convoy truck
Zombie apocalypse
Move to seize control of foodstores
Send my robot truck to gather family members and friends
Go all Dead Rising on some undead SOB's *hoorah*

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

^lol realistically?

[Exiled Master]

^lol realistically?

Well, I'm already an firm supporter of the second amendment, so the arming part I could totally see happening. I also have a friend skilled with explosives and several with guns. I've already got one sword (though it isn't very well made)
The coilgun thing I might have done anyway as a proof of concept. It's also much safer, since there is no arming involved. Just load and fire. No terrorist is going to get hold of a coilgun without building one.

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Well, I'm already an firm supporter of the second amendment, so the arming part I could totally see happening. I also have a friend skilled with explosives and several with guns. I've already got one sword (though it isn't very well made)
The coilgun thing I might have done anyway as a proof of concept. It's also much safer, since there is no arming involved. Just load and fire. No terrorist is going to get hold of a coilgun without building one.

right, if this zombie apocalypse kicks off - I'm coming with you lol

[Exiled Master]

There is also no frakking way that you can intercept a device moving at (up to) hypersonic velocities.

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

really?

[Exiled Master]

really?

It goes supercritical with it's own momentum. So anything that massive and hard enough to stop will set it off. Once it launches, it's dangerous all the way to impact. (this is my theory, anyway)

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Great, so how does that help us in a zombie apocalypse?

[Exiled Master]

A nuclear weapon is still a nuclear weapon when you use it on zombies. The area devoid of zombies is smaller then the area devoid of humans for the same yield nuke because zombies are more likely to survive the radiation, shock wave, etc. But it's safer to go through a still-glowing nuclear crater then going through that area un-irradiated and infested with the undead.

[lord-anubis]

I have two weeks worth of food stored in my attic I climb up and pull up the ladder with me as for what im gonig to do after two weeks.im keeping that to myself I dont want to risk you turning into a zombie and knowing what Im up to.

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

I have two weeks worth of food stored in my attic I climb up and pull up the ladder with me as for what im gonig to do after two weeks.im keeping that to myself I dont want to risk you turning into a zombie and knowing what Im up to.

lol well zombies don't really think (unless they're the ones from LAND of the DEAD) so chances are we wouldn't remember.