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    Petition: A Return to the Glory Days of Full Frontal Nudity!

    Now like an ever increasing number of people around the globe who watch this show I've become ever more bored, fed up and worn out by the constant stream of lame technomagic plots, dues ex machinas and sci-fi cliches that have been masqurading in the place where a show called stargate sg-1 used to reside.

    Right now you're probably thinking "well by golly this man is correct, and I feel the same way, I should send him some money!" or if you've watched the series finale of sg1 already you've stopped sobbing only for as long as it took you to give me a trembling unsteady nod from beneath your gruesome veil of vomit and tears.

    For those of you less willing to jump on the happy wagon with the rest of us you've probably already spotted what would appear to be a severe flaw in my soon to be proposed plan. "Ahh but Ouroboros, if you're about to suggest a bunch of stupid ways to improve the show you forget two important things you fool of fools you. Not only will they never listen to you, since your'e not a drooling fanboy with the IQ of an acorn, but even if they did it's doubtfull that they would actually possess the sheer writing skill required to put your genius plans for reform into effect! So you see you fail hahahahahaha!"

    Well to that I say, not so fast admiral smart ass.

    You see this thread isn't about fixing the stargate franchise. I gave up on trying to offer meager and obvious suggestions on how to plug that sinking ship after watching "unending" this week. No this is more about snatching some booty (or boobie) as the case may be, off the ship before she's swallowed in the brimey deep for all time.

    This thread, for those of you who somehow clicked on it without reading the title, is about a return back to the glory days of full frontal nudity in the stargate franchise.

    What's that you say, a return?

    That's right folks. Though I obviously can't post the necessary pictures to prove it, Stargate sg-1, at one point in it's history, featured full frontal nudity. It was in the pilot episode children of the gods in a scene where Pop's got an eyefull of Danny boy's wife Sharae. It's a completely 100% legitimate part of the series and even comes on the DVD.

    Now the beauty of my plan here is that, unlike anything aimed at actually saving the show by addressing the various massive problems with the quality of the stories, it's easy. And if there's anything I've learned from watching these last few years of stargate, quite a few people over there in Vancouver like things easy.

    So without further ado here's my proposal. In the last movie that will count as part of the Stargate SG1 franchise there needs to be another sampling of some titilating full frontal nudity. Think of it as sort of a bookend, a back cover if you will to the franchise. What began with boobies, shall end with boobies... or something equally profound sounding but to that same effect. The important thing to keep in mind is the boobies. The boobies must be present or all shall surely be lost.

    As for whose boobies they should be, I will leave that question up to you, my fellow connoisseurs of clevage.

    Now who's with me!

    #2
    Chris Judge naked imo.

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      #3
      I've got nothing against nudity is Stargate, infact I'd like the spin off to be more adult. Seriously though, what is it with people on this forum and ineffectual petitions? If you want to see nudity, there are much better places than Stargate, or TV for that matter.

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        #4
        yeah never works..........and, i see no need for it really, i think the only reason for this thread is just if in the most unlikely event that they brought it in.....u can get excited over some of your favorite characters
        but i think.......theres no need for it

        and im waiting for this to get locked lol because its innapropriate or whatever
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          #5
          Originally posted by Agent_Dark View Post
          Chris Judge naked imo.
          He'd have to have boobies installed first though. We might have to revise his contract and I guess somebody should probably ask him if he's ok with it.

          Originally posted by jenks View Post
          I've got nothing against nudity is Stargate, infact I'd like the spin off to be more adult. Seriously though, what is it with people on this forum and ineffectual petitions? If you want to see nudity, there are much better places than Stargate, or TV for that matter.
          Ineffectual, how dare you! You're not allowed to tell me that all my dreams and desires won't ever come true via some stupid internet petition. If you do that I'll, I'll, why I'll whine about it, yeah that's what I'll do! Oh and I'll post this thing here.



          Yes, now that should put you in your place shouldn't it, put you in your place indeed.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Ouroboros View Post
            He'd have to have boobies installed first though. We might have to revise his contract and I guess somebody should probably ask him if he's ok with it.



            Ineffectual, how dare you! You're not allowed to tell me that all my dreams and desires won't ever come true via some stupid internet petition. If you do that I'll, I'll, why I'll whine about it, yeah that's what I'll do! Oh and I'll post this thing here.



            Yes, now that should put you in your place shouldn't it, put you in your place indeed.

            i dont know whether to laugh or look down in pity lol
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              #7
              Uh, no. It was retarded to have nudity in the series in the first place.
              I always enjoyed Statgate (on television) for keeping quite a clean tone while still being an adult show. I can watch it with family and friends.

              If you want nudity, go look somewhere else. Stargate's not the place.

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                #8
                Originally posted by squeakytoad View Post
                Uh, no. It was retarded to have nudity in the series in the first place.
                I always enjoyed Statgate (on television) for keeping quite a clean tone while still being an adult show. I can watch it with family and friends.

                If you want nudity, go look somewhere else. Stargate's not the place.
                I Concur my friend from the north, anyone who wants that should go watch MTV or go to your local video store and buy a porn movie or use the net, leave it out of my one of my favorite tv shows
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by squeakytoad View Post
                  Uh, no. It was retarded to have nudity in the series in the first place.
                  I always enjoyed Statgate (on television) for keeping quite a clean tone while still being an adult show. I can watch it with family and friends.

                  If you want nudity, go look somewhere else. Stargate's not the place.
                  As retarded as Carter masking her tits from Pete, oh my Petecious, mere minutes after she had sex with him and still were alone in that room?

                  I vote for the FFN (Full Frontal Nudity)!

                  And no cheats man. No cheats. No stars on nipples, veils or whatever. FFN FTW!
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                    #10
                    But TPTB have turned the once respected drama into a comedy. Do we really need to Benny Hill the rest of the way?

                    If you go back to nudity, then make the show a drama and put it back on showtime!
                    Grammar, Logic, Rhetoric.

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                      #11
                      Nudity would not work.

                      In Children of the Gods it did work, because the symbiote had to look at Share's body and decide if it wanted her as it's host. But when else would nudity be a needed part of the show?

                      I could think of 3, maybe 4 times during the earlier seasons when nudity could have been thrown in for no reason beyond fanservice but as a whole, nudity does not work. In the end, it's going to be something that younger fans of the show wouldn't be able to buy when either Atlantis or SG1's movies get released.

                      Not even the original movie went into nudity, so I don't see why there should be return to something that even the original movie didn't do. Even the scene in the movie could have been done for no reason beyond fanservice as the TV cut of the pilot works as well without it.

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                        #12
                        Get a girlfriend, then you can watch her nude + have sex with her. You can't have sex with your tv.

                        oh and I don't think stargate should have what your saying

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                          #13
                          /sign

                          The one thing about boobies is they make everything better, except for men.

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                            #14
                            Personally i don't think Stargate was ever meant to be like that. Clidren of the gods was an exception.

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                              #15
                              Nudity is not necessary, but a shot of SG-1 on the beach in summer with corresponding attire would be appreciated.
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