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    Trek X-Mas songs

    I was inspired by TRexx's "Twas the Night Before Christmas" parody, so I dug a bunch of Star Trek Christmas Carols, some are rather blase, some are rather funny and clever and some are downright hilarious, enjoy......

    Jean-Luc Picard (to the tune of ''Let It Snow'')
    Oh, the vacuum outside is endless,
    Unforgiving, cold, and friendless,
    But still we must boldly go--
    Make it so, make it so, make it so!


    William Riker: (to the tune of ''Deck the Halls'')
    Here's a vexing Christmas riddle:
    (Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)
    Why must I play second fiddle?
    (Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)
    How can I impress Deanna
    (Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la)
    When I'm number two banana?
    (Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)


    Give Me Quark's for Christmas: (Sung to the tune of "I'll Be Home for Christmas.")
    Give me Quark's for Christmas.
    And book a holosuite.
    A tidy sum
    Of latinum
    Pays all! Hey! Ain't that neat?

    Give me Quark's for Christmas.
    And not that lame Club Med.
    A drink with Morn
    And some holo-porn
    Goes right to my large forehead.

    Christmas Eve you'll find me
    Hoping to shout "Dab...bo!"
    Yes! We all go to Quark's for Christmas time,
    Even the Ghost of Ben Sisko!


    Q Ride: (Sung to the tune of "Sleigh Ride.")
    Just hear my fingers snapping
    While a mortal yapping
    Stands by.
    It all goes so absurdly.
    Well, hasn't he heard he
    Will die?

    Hey, do you know my IQ?
    Well, I deny you'll
    Arrive.
    At just how astounding's
    The number 2000
    And five.

    The Continuum is one big long and winding road.
    With the wave of a hand I can turn all of Man into a horny toad.

    I know when I pop into your bed
    You don't want my advice.
    But if you'd ever met R, S, or T
    You'd know all we Q are nice!

    With all those Trekkers I'm pleasing
    When I show once a season
    Or two.
    The Nielsons would be in heaven
    With a show just with Seven
    And Q!

    Listen up! Listen up! Listen up!
    Jean-Luc.
    Will Riker's a kook.
    Listen up! Listen up! Listen up!
    Kathryn.
    Ditch young Harry Kim.
    You're staking your ships
    On those drips,
    When you could both by my dear friends!

    I don't see how your race is surviving
    The suffering and dying
    You do.
    It's all just so much better
    As my favorite letter:
    The Q.


    Captain Kirk is Beaming to Town: (sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")
    You want a good fight
    To set the world right?
    Are you an alien babe who's free for the night?
    Captain Kirk is beaming to town.

    With his officer Spock
    And Montgomery Scott,
    Dr. McCoy
    (He's a doctor, not a toy!)
    Captain Kirk is beaming to town.

    He faced off the "real" Klingons
    Who looked more like ourselves.
    He beat them on the head real good
    And sneered, "Are you Klingons or Christmas elves?"

    Oh, you all better live
    By the Prime Directive!
    With his phasers on stun
    He knows best for everyone.
    Captain Kirk is beaming to town

    Yes, Captain Kirk is beaming...to town!


    Wesley Crusher: (to the tune of ''God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen'')
    I'm at Starfleet Academy,
    And I'd just like to say
    I miss the opportunity
    To weekly save the day--
    To make things worse, I have to be
    In some dumb Christmas play!
    Yes, I'm bright, though I'm just a teenaged boy,
    Only a boy,
    And the Enterprise was my most favourite toy!


    Data: (to the tune of ''Jingle Bells'')
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle all the way!
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In a one-horse open sleigh--
    or so I am reliably informed lacking a subjective
    and intuitively perceived referent for the term ''fun,''
    I am able only to report the phenomenon as experienced
    by others, whose individual perceptions somewhat colour the--
    yes, sir.


    Data, The Fast-Fingered Android: (sing to the tune of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" -- for Will)
    Data, the Fast-Fingered Android,
    Was sort of like Pinocchio.
    He longed to be a "real" boy,
    Not a walking Nintendo.

    All of the rest of Starfleet,
    Treated him just like a slave.
    Like he was some Hal computer,
    They'd taunt him with, "Good morning, Dave."

    Then upon the Enterprise
    Jean-Luc came to say,
    "Data, with your fingers fast,
    Come work with us and save the day!"

    Now all of the crews in Starfleet
    Wish they had an android too!
    Data, the fast-fingered android,
    You can't love us, but we love you!


    Worf: (to be to the tune of ''White Christmas'')
    I'm dreaming of a dead Pakled,
    Just like the one in Rec Deck Eight.
    They all think they've hidden,
    But this one didn't,
    And I'm using him as bait.
    I'm dreaming of a dead Pakled--
    Their mental skills are rather lame.
    May your foes die sonless, in shame--
    And I hope you're wishing me the same!


    I have a few more I might post up tomorrow.....
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    #2
    Originally posted by the Fifth Race View Post
    William Riker: (to the tune of ''Deck the Halls'')
    Here's a vexing Christmas riddle:
    (Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)
    Why must I play second fiddle?
    (Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)
    How can I impress Deanna
    (Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la)
    When I'm number two banana?
    (Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)

    *some people have too much time on their hands*

    Jingle Bells Data, raised a smile or three as well.

    edit: oh and I'm LMAO at Make it so, make it so, make it so!
    Last edited by Missster.Freeman; 21 December 2006, 04:47 PM.
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      #3
      Wow..... *chorus of groans*

      Noticed that SPACE's Christmas themed ID this year, is the scene from the TOS episode with the hippies, where Spock and a Hippie lady are playing instruments, of course a christmas song is dubbed in.

      And, they've also got a new commercial for the Christmas Day Trek Movie Marathon- with the song being The 12 Days of Christmas, however with Trek lyrics subbed in. The best line was about all the movies being show "except Insurrection!" Very funny, I hope it gets on youtube or somewhere.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Trek_Girl42 View Post
        Noticed that SPACE's Christmas themed ID this year, is the scene from the TOS episode with the hippies, where Spock and a Hippie lady are playing instruments, of course a christmas song is dubbed in.
        A video of that hippie (TOS "The Way to Eden") SPACE ad is at VRRRM.


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          #5
          Originally posted by TRexx View Post
          A video of that hippie (TOS "The Way to Eden") SPACE ad is at VRRRM.


          Hehe, I like that, thanks for the link.




          Edit: Though last year's snow men are still my favourite.

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            #6
            That was funny, you getg green.
            Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Trek_Girl42 View Post
              Wow..... *chorus of groans*
              LOL, describes it perfectly.

              I preferred the parody theme songs, although I do like the Picard and Quark diddies.

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