Asgard Beaming Technology: If you had Asgard Beaming Tech, how would you use it?

[ACharmedAsgard]

Just a little thread for you Asgard/Technology Fans

If you had Asgard Beaming Technology, how would you use it?
Be as Good or as naugty as you like

ALERT: When I say beaming Technology I mean through a hand device or braclet not an entire ship at your disposal........unless you use the technology to capture one. (Hint, Hint)

Here's some of my own thoughts:

1. Beam myself to College everyday rather then paying for the bus.
2. Generally beam myself anywhere.
3. Beam my stuff away instead of doing it myself.
4. Beam Tony Blair into space.......without any ships being nearby
5. Beaming Tony Blair and people I hate into space
6. Beaming people's homes into space when they are about to open the door.

[deadman]

Just a little thread for you Asgard/Technology Fans

If you had Asgard Beaming Technology, how would you use it?
Be as Good or as naugty as you like

Here's some of my own thoughts:

1. Beam myself to College everyday rather then paying for the bus.
2. Generally beam myself anywhere.
3. Beam my stuff away instead of doing it myself.
4. Beam Tony Blair into space.......without any ships being nearby
5. Beaming Tony Blair and people I hate into space
6. Beaming my people's homes into space when they are about to open the door.

That is a horrible misuse of that technology

[jds1982]

Beam everbody else into space so I have the entire world to myself.

[WTFOwned]

*beams into white house and shoots Bush*
*beams into pornographic film shoot*
*beams into bank vault*
*beams into gate's home and steals the key*
*beams out of circuit city with entire stock of notebooks and desktops*
*beams into Bungie HQ and steals Halo 3 alpha test*

I'll let you know if I think of anything else.

[Buba uognarf]

beam myself into girls locker room...or even better beam the girls locker room into my bedroom

[ACharmedAsgard]

beam myself into girls lockerroom...or even better beam the girls locker room into my bedroom

I sorry but I don't think you can beam a room on it's own somewhere............................But you can still beam the contents anywhere

[Buba uognarf]

I sorry but I don't think you can beam a room on it's own somewhere............................But you can still beam the contents anywhere

yeah and it's the contents that counts

[ACharmedAsgard]

That is a horrible misuse of that technology

Would beaming tanks of water from around the galaxy to third world countries, or beaming people out of a burning building be more to your liking? LOL

[ShindyK1]

beam out the grenade pin on every single terrorist soldier.
beam out lots of money and a detached house and a computer and a internet connection and lots of games and me into a cool beach locale and my dream complete.
beam out chuck norris to the space and see if he survives THAT.

[WTFOwned]

beam out the grenade pin on every single terrorist soldier.
beam out lots of money and a detached house and a computer and a internet connection and lots of games and me into a cool beach locale and my dream complete.
beam out chuck norris to the space and see if he survives THAT.

'course he'd survive that.
Chuck Norris would survive anything, lawl

[ACharmedAsgard]

I see there are lots of Anti-war protesters in this forum LOL

and I agree with all of you!

[Kingomon]

I'd beam myself all over the world so I could see everthing on the planet of intrest

[V-MAN]

I'd beam myself all over the world so I could see everthing on the planet of intrest

Good answer! Best one so far, green for you.

[ACharmedAsgard]

OOOO how about if you could get the leading Asgard Scientist (Was it Loki? well anyway..) find an ancient scientist ( How?, who knows... ) and a Nox. Ask them to work together to update and advance the beaming technology so that it could beam you from one planet to another, almost like a beaming network.

That way you can follow Kingomon's good idea but expand it to see places of interest on multipule worlds as well as are own - Almost like the stargates except without the actual stargates and you can also take your home with you

"Why buy a holiday home on another planet when you can take your own? "

[Mirel]

*beams into white house and shoots Bush*
*beams into pornographic film shoot*
*beams into bank vault*
*beams into gate's home and steals the key*
*beams out of circuit city with entire stock of notebooks and desktops*
*beams into Bungie HQ and steals Halo 3 alpha test*

I'll let you know if I think of anything else.

That last one, ****ing greatest choice!

Like your models btw!

[Turboz]

Well for a start, i'd use it as a cool party trick at nightclubs etc. Then I'd pull every woman around

2) I'd beam in and out of town when needed..

3) Sell beaming trips to people who don't want to waste time driving..

4) Since I obviously got an entire asguard ship with the beamer, I'd also go and investigate some planets that I could use for various things..

5) I'd probably be tempted to beam up some cash as and when needed... and since I got the beaming technology I'd have the ship beam me out of prison..

6) I'd beam up all nuclear weapons and dump them on mars where they'll be no threat to anyone.. infact while I'm at it I'll also beam up every gun, sword, canon, missile etc etc etc... Great I've saved the human race from destroying itself

7) Since GW Bush wants to put weapons in space to stop other countries getting up there, I'd have to beam away all his space weapons, ships etc etc so that he can't actually put his plan into motion..

8) I'd also beam up all the Co2 particles in the earths atmosphere and put them on mars where they won't be any harm to anyone

9) I'd go find atlantis (before the Atlantis expedition) and claim it for myself (Note I'd also beam up any ZPM's on planets I pass by in order to power it up)

10) Now I got Atlantis and even more advanced beaming tech I'll take people on pleasure rides through space

11) Oh yeah, I'll beam into Area51 for a small vacation too.... seeing as I'm very portable with all this beaming tech I'll beam around so the guards don't catch me. Wonder what they got in those hangers???

12) I'll beam out of this thread now lol

[wise one]

beam money,beam jerks i hate, beam myself anywhere

[Sessions]

sence im moving out of my parents house.

i'd beam all my shtuff.... into my new apartment.

then i'd beam my self to the national space station.. and go "WAZZZAAP!"

then i'd beam back to my lazy boy chair..with a cold budlite.. and turn on the xbox 360

[ACharmedAsgard]

Well for a start, i'd use it as a cool party trick at nightclubs etc. Then I'd pull every woman around

2) I'd beam in and out of town when needed..

3) Sell beaming trips to people who don't want to waste time driving..

4) Since I obviously got an entire asguard ship with the beamer, I'd also go and investigate some planets that I could use for various things..

5) I'd probably be tempted to beam up some cash as and when needed... and since I got the beaming technology I'd have the ship beam me out of prison..

6) I'd beam up all nuclear weapons and dump them on mars where they'll be no threat to anyone.. infact while I'm at it I'll also beam up every gun, sword, canon, missile etc etc etc... Great I've saved the human race from destroying itself

7) Since GW Bush wants to put weapons in space to stop other countries getting up there, I'd have to beam away all his space weapons, ships etc etc so that he can't actually put his plan into motion..

8) I'd also beam up all the Co2 particles in the earths atmosphere and put them on mars where they won't be any harm to anyone

9) I'd go find atlantis (before the Atlantis expedition) and claim it for myself (Note I'd also beam up any ZPM's on planets I pass by in order to power it up)

10) Now I got Atlantis and even more advanced beaming tech I'll take people on pleasure rides through space

11) Oh yeah, I'll beam into Area51 for a small vacation too.... seeing as I'm very portable with all this beaming tech I'll beam around so the guards don't catch me. Wonder what they got in those hangers???

12) I'll beam out of this thread now lol

When I started the thread I was speaking in terms of having beaming technology through something like a bracelet or hand device allowing you to beam things up down round etc rather then an entire ship. That would be too much of a good thing LOL. I'll change the title to make it more clear.

However I like your ideas very cool and why show beaming to pull women when you could just beam the women to your bedroom

I appoligise to all women who may be affended, its a guy thing

[Buba uognarf]

The Thread title should be Asgard Beaming Technology: If you had Asgard Beaming Tech, how would you MISuse it?