Welcome, New Members!

[mad_gater]

sdog on si ereht

*excommunicates VS for knowingly speaking heresy and says NIE! to him until driven mad*

[Vagabond Serpent]

*Watches MG match his forum name. *

Welcome newbies, welcome, be advised, there's a carnivorous teddy bear on the loose...

[pookey]

and a rabid snake

[Vagabond Serpent]

Am not rabid, just temptator...

Apple anyone?

[Iffy]

Not rapid. That is really funny.

[Vagabond Serpent]

*thinks bout biting Iffy as a snake or as a vampire. *

[pookey]

your a serpent

[Vagabond Serpent]

Details.

[pookey]

well its a long thing that slithers and carrys an apple

[Vagabond Serpent]

Wanna apple? I've pears and peaches as well.

[Iffy]

*thinks bout biting Iffy as a snake or as a vampire. *

[pookey]

jeez the serpent has come upon hard times and is now a green grocer

[Vagabond Serpent]

Hey, my grocery is free of charge! Sort of...

Iffy, what's ya blood type?

[Iffy]

Hey, my grocery is free of charge! Sort of...

Iffy, what's ya blood type?

I'm not telling you.

[Vagabond Serpent]

Then I shall bite as a serpent... Where're my posion glands?? Tho wait, it'll scare newbies off the thread...

Newbies! Free apples!!

[Iffy]

See I knew you were rapid.

[pookey]

the only thing rapid about him is his hands

[Iffy]

I have a parasol.

[pookey]

you wanna poke him with it

[Iffy]

If he comes too close I shall.