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    Hey dudes
    The aim of the game is to say what you think is the funniest thing that could happen in Stargate, if I like I give green.
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    #2
    Hide the coffee and watch them go through withdrawl.
    We Are Hathor!
    Bow Before Your Goddess!

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      #3
      ^lol
      Have a daniel coffee mug hunt

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        #4
        change the coffee to decaf for three weeks and when it's out of their systems, switch to double espresso

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          #5
          wait til daniel falls asleep then use a black marker on his glasses so he thinks he's blind lol!
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            #6
            Come through the gate dressed as a dalek/cyberman and see if you get as far as the end of the ramp

            Switch all the jelly with cheese

            Superglue a beard to everyone
            When all technology has failed and all hope is lost, we will realize we had the ultimate advantage all along...

            MAY BANJOS RULE THE WORLD!!!
            The reason my chemistry teacher hates me:
            Spoiler:
            MBA (my chemistry teacher): What is Avagadros constant?
            Me: 6 and a bit times 10 to the 23.
            MBA: Yea, you know that "bit" is two billion trillion?
            Me: Im barnsley and hung over, a bit will do
            AND
            MBA: What do we do to the number of moles to get the number of atoms?
            Me: Times it by that really big number!
            MBA: Yes, that really big number, what is it?
            Me: How should i know?
            MBA: Its on the board
            Me: Then whats the point in asking???

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              #7
              Play annoying songs repeatedly on the audio systems, songs like:

              I know a song that'll get on your nerves
              The birdie song
              The crazy frog

              And watch them all lose the plot.

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                #8
                How about when Stargate Atlantis has it's 100th
                episode, it makes fun of itself in one way:
                A masked wraith comes into a room with a machette,
                then another unmasked wraith comes in with two daggers,
                then, the two wraith fight each other while impersonating
                Freddy vs. Jason?

                Just a thought...
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                  #9
                  Puke contest between Landry, Walter, Hammond, Siler, Daniel, Baal, Agent Barret, Martin Llyod, and Col. Reynolds over the last piece of pie in the SGC cafeteria. And then, Bratac comes to tell, everyone at the SGC that he is marrying his right and left hands.
                  Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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                    #10
                    steal all of the blue jello and watch the results
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