Seriously, the guy's like Kenny McKormick. Dies, comes back, dies, comes back...
Daniel just needs an orange parka and he'd be set.
So, the point of this thread is to kill Daniel; as absolutely, positively, goofy and funny and weird as you can make it.
And every time must end with:
"Oh my God, they killed Daniel!"
"You *******s!"
Or some variation thereof. ^__^ Writing it out in Goa'uld might be interesting.
Anyway, since it's my idea, I'll go first:
Hey Jackson, c'mon! Let's go fly an F-302! You'll love it!
I don't know, Cam... I kind of have to finish these translations...
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. It should also apply to Jackson.
All Jack did was play, and he's none the better for it. (bends over and looks down at an artifact)
Oh c'mon! Please? I promise, you'll love it!
Allright, look. If you get me that artifact over... (gestures) there, and you let me finish this up, then I'll go, okay?
Yes! Thank you, Daniel, you won't regret this! Er... Was it this one? (holds up a sword and examines it)
No, it's that one.
(spins around, slicing Daniel's head off) Which one-? AUGH! OH MY GOD, I KILLED DANIEL!
(from far down the hallway) You *******!
Hey, we all love Daniel, but it's too easy to have fun with him dying and coming back to life. ^__^
Daniel just needs an orange parka and he'd be set.
So, the point of this thread is to kill Daniel; as absolutely, positively, goofy and funny and weird as you can make it.
And every time must end with:
"Oh my God, they killed Daniel!"
"You *******s!"
Or some variation thereof. ^__^ Writing it out in Goa'uld might be interesting.
Anyway, since it's my idea, I'll go first:
Hey Jackson, c'mon! Let's go fly an F-302! You'll love it!
I don't know, Cam... I kind of have to finish these translations...
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. It should also apply to Jackson.
All Jack did was play, and he's none the better for it. (bends over and looks down at an artifact)
Oh c'mon! Please? I promise, you'll love it!
Allright, look. If you get me that artifact over... (gestures) there, and you let me finish this up, then I'll go, okay?
Yes! Thank you, Daniel, you won't regret this! Er... Was it this one? (holds up a sword and examines it)
No, it's that one.
(spins around, slicing Daniel's head off) Which one-? AUGH! OH MY GOD, I KILLED DANIEL!
(from far down the hallway) You *******!
Hey, we all love Daniel, but it's too easy to have fun with him dying and coming back to life. ^__^
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