Favorite Quotes

[Descent]

Heres some more great DS9 ones

Garak: "The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination."
-Improbable Cause

Dukat: "War is such thirsty work. Don't you agree?"
Weyoun: "Perhaps if you didn't talk so much your throat wouldn't get so dry."
-Sacrafice of Angels

[Caldwell's 2IC]

This is from "The trouble with the tribbles" when Scotty gets into a free-for-all fight with the klingons at the bar of a deep space station. Kirk wants to know who started the fight and what was it all about:

SCOTTY : Well, Captain, uh ...the Klingons called you, uh ...a tin-plated, overbearing, swaggering dictator with delusions of godhood.

KIRK : Is that all?

SCOTTY : No, sir. They also compared you with a Denibian slime devil.

KIRK : I get the picture.

SCOTTY : Yes, sir.

KIRK : After they said all this,that's when you hit the Klingons?

SCOTTY : No, sir.

KIRK : No?

SCOTTY : No, uh ... I didn't. You told us to avoid trouble.

KIRK : Oh, yes.

SCOTTY : Well, I didn't see that it was worth fighting about. After all, we're big enough to take a few insults. Aren't we?

KIRK : What was it they said that started the fight?

SCOTTY : They called the Enterprise a garbage scow ... sir.

KIRK : I see. And ... that's when you hit the Klingons?

SCOTTY : Yes, sir.

KIRK : You hit the Klingons because they insulted the Enterprise, not because they ...

SCOTTY : Well, sir, this was a matter of pride.

[Frinky]

Watched ST IV the other day...I'd forgotten how many great quotes there were!

"Ah - A keyboard...how quiant..." - Scotty

"Back in the 60s he used to be part of the free speech movement in bercley...I think he did a little much LDS..." - Kirk, explaining Spocks odd behavior...

"Are you sure you wont change your mind?"
"Is there something wrong with the one I have?" - Spock responding to Gillian Taylor

Theres so many more, but those are the few I remember...and cause I have a headache i thought this one from ST VI was apt:

"Do you know anything about a radiation surge, Chekov?"
"Only the size of my head..."

[Mefusta]

Benjamin Sisko: "So... I lied; I cheated; I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men; I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all it's I think I can deal with it. And if I'd have to do it all over again... I would."

A fine cap to end a fine episode. Truly a testament to the big brass ones that DS9 grew over the course of its run. Moreover, Dukat's quiet, insane ramblings after the death of Ziyal deserve a special mention.

[Descent]

More good DS9 ones.

Dukat: "Behold ... Benjamin Sisko: supreme arbiter of right and wrong in the universe."
-Waltz

Worf: "We were like warriors from the ancient sagas. There was nothing we could not do."
O'Brien: "Except keep the holodecks working right."
-Way of the Warrior

Bashir: "I can't wait to get back to Deep Space Nine and see your face when you find out I never existed!"
-Trials and Tribble-ations

[Trek_Girl42]

Worf: "We were like warriors from the ancient sagas. There was nothing we could not do."
O'Brien: "Except keep the holodecks working right."
-Way of the Warrior

lmao, so true, so true.

[the Fifth Race]

Some people have mentioned earlier that a lot of great quotes in particular came out of DS9 and the movie First Contact, and I agree!.

I loved the scene from First Contact where Lily awakes from an injury on the Enterprise to discover that she is in a futuristic space ship staring at a scary looking aliens (Worf) face for the first time, was priceless. This scene starts with Picard and Lily running around of the Enterprise trying to avoid the Borg....

Picard...."They haven't broken our encryption codes yet"

Lily...."Who?"

Picard...."The Borg!"

Lily...."You mean those Bionic Zombies you told me about?"

Picard...."Yes!, the Borg"

Lily...."Sound's Swedish"

Then a few minutes later when Picard and her start getting chased by the Borg and Lily first sees a Borg drone she deadpans to Picard with a look of utter horror and shock and says....

Lily.... Definitely NOT Swedish!

[Carl]

Favourite Voyager Quotes:

1. Any "I'm a Doctor not a..." quotes. e.g. "I'm a Doctor, not a tricorder", "I'm a Doctor, not a commando." and First Contact's "I'm a Doctor, not a doorstop."

2. Janeway: Theres coffee in that nebula

3. Computer: Last chance to be a hero Doctor, get going!

4. "Stop breathing down my neck." -- the Doctor.
"My breathing is a simulation." -- EMH Mark II.
"So is my neck. Stop it anyway." -- the Doctor.

5. The Doctor: You heard the man. Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs, just don't misplace them. ... "Tallyho"

6. "Master da Vinci doesn't like visitors after midnight." -- Janeway
"He protested. I deactivated him." -- Seven

7. "Fire at will." - Janeway.
"I have the will but not the means, Captain. Targeting control is down." - Tuvok.

8. Kim: "What would a Vulcan nightmare be like?"
Paris: "Exile...on an alien planet, where the only form of communication...is laughter!"

[Elles]

"Where are the nuclear wessles?"
-Chekov, The Journey Home

"Computer, spot light... drum roll..."
*flag of Klingon Empire drops down*
"Welcome the Klingons?"
"Wait, wait, wait..."
*reaches behind bar to grab flag of the Federation*
-Quark and Worf, forget the episode name...

"We have to clean every day?"
"No, just on the even and odd ones."
-Nog and Jake, forget the episode name too...

"Well obviously, we need to take the transceiver thing here and..."
*pulls wire out causing lights to turn off"
"... and leave it where it is."
-O'Brien, Trials and Tribbleations

"It was the Enterprise."
"Which one, there have been five."
"Six."
-Sisko and those boys from temporal investigations, Trials and Tribbleations

[Descent]

Some random DS9 ones...

O'Brien: "Think of it Julian. If this thing works you'll be able to irritate hundreds of people you've never even met."
-Doctor Bashir, I Presume

Tain: "Elim, remember that day in the country? You must've been almost five."
Garak: "How can I forget it? It was the only day."
-In Purgatory's Shadow

Martok: "Why are you on my ship?"
Alexander: "To serve the Empire, General."
Martok: "That is a slogan, not an answer!"
-Sons and Daughters

[Elles]

"Lying is a skill, and just like any other, it must be practiced to maintain it."
-Garak, In Purgatory's Shadow

[Descent]

"Lying is a skill, and just like any other, it must be practiced to maintain it."
-Garak, In Purgatory's Shadow

Every quote by Garak is awesome.

Speaking of which, more memorable quotes:

"Treason, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder."
-Garak, "Second Skin"

"Twenty-first century history is not one of my strong points: too depressing."
-Bashir, "Past Tense"

"Let's make a deal, doctor: I'll spare you the 'ends-justify-the-means' speech, and you spare me the 'we-must-do-what's-right' speech. You and I are not going to see eye-to-eye on this subject, so I suggest we stop discussing it." -Sloan, "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges"

[Hooperman1990]

Insurrection:
William Riker: Counselor, do you think it's possible for two people to go back in time, fix a mistake they've made?
Deanna Troi: On this ship, anything's possible. [Riker kisses her, and she pushes him away] Yuck!
William Riker: "Yuck"?
Deanna Troi: I never kissed you with a beard before.
William Riker: I kissed you, and you say "yuck"?

Data: I seem to be missing several memory engrams. [Geordi shows several microchips he is holding] There they are

Jean-Luc Picard:Have you been in a fight, Mr. Worf?
Worf: [sighs] No, sir. It is a gorch.
Jean-Luc Picard: Gorch?
Data: [whispers] Pimple, sir.
*later*
William Riker: [Notices blemish on Worf] Klingons never do anything small, do you?

Data: I feel obliged to point out that the enviromental anomalies may have stimulated certain rebellious instincts common to youth, which could affect everyone's judgement... Except mine, of course.
Beverly Crusher: Okay, Data, what do you think we should do?
Data: Saddle up. Lock and load!

(the funniest data moment ever)
Deanna Troi: Have you notice how your boobs have started to firm up?
Beverly Crusher: Not that we care about such things in this day and age.
Deanna Troi: Uh-huh.
[notices Data]
Beverly Crusher: Thank you, Data.
[Data walks up to Worf]
Worf: I have an odd craving for the blood of a live Kolarr beast. This enviroment must be affecting me again.
Data: And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up? Not that we care about--

Lieutenant Daniels: Sir, Ru'afo's ship is hailing us.
Jean-Luc Picard, William Riker: On screen. [they exchange looks]
Worf: Captain, the Son'a crew would like to negotiate a cease-fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have three minutes of air left.
Jean-Luc Picard: We have plenty over here, Mr. Worf. Prepare to beam aboard.

[Hooperman1990]

Generations:

Montgomery Scott: Finding retirement a little lonely, are we?
James T. Kirk: You know, I'm glad you're an engineer. With tact like that, you'd make a lousy psychiatrist

James T. Kirk: Take us out.
Pavel Chekov: Very good, sir.
Montgomery Scott: Brought a tear to me eye.
James T. Kirk: Oh, be quiet.

James T. Kirk': You left spacedock without a tractor beam?
John Harriman: It won't be installed until Tuesday.
*later*
Pavel Chekov: How big is your medical staff?
John Harriman: The medical staff... doesn't arrive till Tuesday.
Pavel Chekov: [speaks Russian, then points to two members of the onboard news crew] You and you, you've just become nurses. Let's go

Jean-Luc Picard: If there's one thing I've learned over the years, it's never underestimate a Klingon.
William Riker: Computer, remove the plank!
[Worf falls into the ocean]
Jean-Luc Picard: Number One, that's "retract plank," not "remove plank."
William Riker: Of course, sir. [leans over the side toward Worf] Sorry!

Data: I get it!
Geordi La Forge: You get what?
Data: When you said to Commander Riker, "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go." Ha ha ha!
Geordi La Forge: What are you talking about?
Data: During the Farpoint mission. We were on the bridge. You told a joke. That was the punch line.
Geordi La Forge: The Farpoint-- Data, that was seven years ago.
Data: I know. I just got it. Ha ha ha! Very funny.

Lursa: Where is he [La Forge] now?
B'Etor: I don't know. He bathed. Now he's roaming the ship. He must be the only engineer in Starfleet who doesn't go to Engineering.

William Riker: Data, the sensors can't penetrate the planet's ionosphere. There's too much interference. Can you find a way to scan for life forms?
Data: I would be happy to, sir. I just love scanning for life forms. [begins singing and playing tune on console] Life forms, You tiny little life forms, You precious little life forms, Where are you?

Data: [bracing for a crash landing] Oh, ****!

James T. Kirk: Who am I to argue with the captain of the Enterprise? What's the name of that planet? Veridian III?
Jean-Luc Picard: Yes.
James T. Kirk: I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim.
Jean-Luc Picard: You could say that.
James T. Kirk: You know, if Spock were here, he'd say that I was an irrational, illogical human being for taking on a mission like that. Sounds like fun.

Tolian Soran: Just who the hell are you?
Jean-Luc Picard: He's James T. Kirk. Don't you read history?


God bless Wikiquote.

[HirogenGater]

Dukat: "War is such thirsty work. Don't you agree?"
Weyoun: "Perhaps if you didn't talk so much your throat wouldn't get so dry."
-Sacrafice of Angels

I love that quote, you can feel how the relationship between Dukat and Weyoun is from that quote.

[Commander Dan]

Star Trek, A Piece of the Action:

Spock: "Must we?"
Kirk: "It's faster than walking."
Spock: "But not as safe..."
Kirk: "Are you afraid of cars?"
Spock: "Not at all. It's your driving that alarms me."

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Star Trek II, The Wrath of Khan:

McCoy: "Go? Where are we going?"
Kirk: "Where they went."
McCoy: "Suppose they went nowhere."
Kirk: "Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all."

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Star Trek: The Next Generation, Qpid:

Worf: "Captain, I protest! I am not a merry man!"

[Trek_Girl42]

Sisko: Wait until you have four pips on that collar. You'll wish you had gone into botany. (from Rules of Engagement)

[Hooperman1990]

Star Trek: The Next Generation, Qpid:

Worf: "Captain, I protest! I am not a merry man!"

I accidentally shouted that at my ICT teacher last year when she said. Its only a computer crash, be merry! Accidentally...

[Dark Falcon]

"Oh...****!" - Data - Star Trek Generations

"They say time is the fire in which we burn." - Soran - Star Trek Generations

"...I may be used as a flotation device." - Data (inflates himself) Star Trek: Insurrection

"Data, there are times when I envy you." - Picard to Data - Star Trek: First Contact

[Col. Shadow Quinn]

Message n a Bottle
EMH(Woolsey)- Stop breathing down my neck.
EMH Mk2- My breathing is a holographic simulation.
EMH(Woolsey)- My neck is a holographic simulation