Favorite Quotes

[Myn McGeek, Third Sentinel]

Scotty- *looks at drink* "What is it?"
Data- "It is.... *looks closer* It is.... *sniffs* .... it is green." --- Um, I forget the episode.

EMH mark 1- "Stop breathing down my neck."
EMH mark 2- "My breathing is a holographic simulation..."
EMH mark 1- "So is my neck, stop it anyway!" --- "Message in a Bottle"

These aren't my all of favorite, but they're all I can think of right now.

[DigiFluid]

That quote is from "Relics."

[Nolamom]

"He's dead Jim" Dr. McCoy in just about every episode of STTOS

[kt22]

From DS9 "Civil Defense"

Quark: You mean I'm stuck here with you?
Odo: No. I am stuck here with you.

DS9 I forget the episode

Anyways Dr. Bashir has told Garak the story of the boy who cried wolf trying to teach him the moral not to lie. Garak responds that the moral is don't lie twice.

[McClance]

"Do you know me?"
"Very well."
"Do I know you?"
"Not yet."
--Guinan (19th century) and Picard; "Time's Arrow, Part 2"

[Spacegirlnz]

"Hey! Watch your kaboose Dix" Lily to Picard

hehehehe Lily was so much fun.

"You told him about the statue?!"

First Contact is the best of the movies I love it!

It is by far the best film. Anything that Lily says in this film is quite funny. From this film I also like "In my professionally opinion, he's nuts" and "this is no time to be talking about the timeline, we don't have the time!" both from Deanna.

Other fav quotes include "There's coffee in that Nebula!" - Janeway, it's my text sound. Also "Get the cheese to sickbay" - B'Elanna

[nc-1701D]

"We are the Borg resistance is futile lower your shileds and prepare to be assimilated" the Borg-who else?

"Comply!" 7 Of 9

"Take off your clothes" 7 of 9

"Romulans!!" EMHs Mark 1&2 in "Message I A Bottle"

"Red Alert!"

"Set phasers to maximum"

[Trek_Girl42]

"If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe." ~Dr. Crusher; "Remember Me"

[Descent]

Off the top of my head...

Tom: "Look, we could spend weeks trying to solve this, but we've got a ticking clock. Engines are working, weapon systems are on-line--I say we launch now and hope for the best."
Tuvok: "Mr. Paris, that is perhaps the most illogical statement you've ever made."

-Extreme Risk

Worf: "Blood, pain, sacrifice, anguish, and death."
Bashir: "Sounds like marriage all right."
O'Brien: "How would you know?"

-You are Cordially Invited

Odo: "Has it ever occurred to you that the reason you believe the Founders are gods is because that's what they want you to believe? That they built it into your genetic code?"
Weyoun: "Of course they did. That's what gods do. After all, why be a god if there's no one to worship you?"

-Treachery, Faith and the Great River

Barclay: "Admiral, thank you for seeing me."
Admiral Paris: "You're scaring my secretary, Mr. Barclay. You have five minutes."

-Pathfinder

[McClance]

"I see you noticed the ears. It's actually easy to explain... He caught his head in a mechanical rice-picker."
--Kirk to a 1930's policeman; "City on the Edge of Forever"

"I Love Lucy is on tonight."
--Mestral; "Carbon Creek"

[Trek_Girl42]

Trip poses as Captain Archer.
Vulcan Captain: You look a bit young to be a Starfleet captain.
*pause*
Trip: Healthy living!

~The Seventh

[Descent]

EMH-2: "What are they doing?"
Doc: "Firing on us!"
EMH-2: "They must think Romulans are on board!"
Doc: "They're RIGHT!"

-Message In A Bottle

Worf: "A true warrior has no need to exaggerate his feats."
Kor: "You'd better hope I exaggerate, or else when they start singing songs about this quest and come to your verse, it will be 'And then Worf came along.'"

-The Sword of Kahless

Garak: "Kiss the girl, get the key. They never taught me that in the Obsidian Order."

-Our Man Bashir

[Jonas]

Kirk: "And... Now Mr. Scott."
Scotty: "Sir?"
Kirk: "The doors, Mr. Scott!"
Scotty: "Aye Sir, I'm working on it!"

Star Trek III: The Search For Spock

Sulu: "In range?"
Helm: "Not yet sir."
Sulu: "Come on, come on!"
Helm: "She'll fly apart."
Sulu: "Fly her apart then!"

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Lily:Jean Luc, blow up the damn ship!
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: No! Noooooooooo!
[Smashes glass and model ships with his phaser]
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. Weve made too many compromises already; too mny retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.


Troi: Look. He wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called "tequila" just to find out that HE was the one we're looking for! And I've spent the last twenty minutes trying to keep his hands off me! So don't go criticizing my counseling techniques!

Picard:You want to destroy the ship and run away, you coward.
Beverly: Jean-Luc!
Worf: If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand.


Picard: I'm about to commit a direct violation of our orders. If anyone wishes to object do so now, I will make a note of it in my log.
Data: Sir, I think I speak for everyone when I say: To hell with our orders!

Beverlyo much for the Enterprise-E.
Picard: We barely knew her.
Beverly : Think they'll build another one?
Picard: Plenty of letters left in the alphabet.

Star Trek: First Contact

[Descent]

Yeah, First Contact was loaded with good quotes.

"Someone once said, 'Don't try to be a great man, just be a man, and let history make its own judgments'."
"That's rhetorical nonsense. Who said that?"
"You did... ten years from now."

-William Riker and Zefram Cochrane

[Trek_Girl42]

Yeah, First Contact was loaded with good quotes.

"Someone once said, 'Don't try to be a great man, just be a man, and let history make its own judgments'."
"That's rhetorical nonsense. Who said that?"
"You did... ten years from now."

-William Riker and Zefram Cochrane

Wow that's a paradox.....so who really said it? Riker or Cochrane?

[Descent]

Wow that's a paradox.....so who really said it? Riker or Cochrane?

I never thought about it that way.

[Trek_Girl42]

I never thought about it that way.

Yeah.....I got too much spare time.

[Frinky]

I came accross yet another funny McKoy Doctor quote the other day,

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator!"

can't remember the name of the ep though...and then theres this one:

"If I were human, I believe my response would be...Go to hell...If I were human."
-Spock, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (after recieving the order for decomission).

[Trek_Girl42]

I came accross yet another funny McKoy Doctor quote the other day,

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator!"

can't remember the name of the ep though.

I believe that's from "The Apple"- when he's carrying the pregnant woman up the mountain?

[Frinky]

Yes! That's the one. Man, thats a funny ep...