Chuck Norris Facts have swept through the internet like crazy. I thought: "Why not make RDA Facts?". He himself is a TV legend and has done everything from saving the day with a paper clip or kicking alien a**.
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nope, he was talking about these kind of facts: Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. But he wanted this ones for RDA. BTW, the best ones would be from macguyverOriginally posted by The Prophet
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May be a bit off topic, but isn't O'Neill a Major General now? Wikipedia seems to have him at his highest being a Brigadier General.
Just wondering if anyone who's reading this thread knows.
" A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." " --Steven Wright
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Wikipedia is wrong and i have no idea what this has to do with the thread.Originally posted by Rodan5757
Best Stargate quote:
Sheppard: (yells to McKay) Canadian football is a joke! Celine Dion is overrated! Zelenka is smarter than you are!
Green is your friend.
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I did say that it may be a little off topic.Originally posted by freyr's mother
" A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." " --Steven Wright
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Actually it has him as a Major GeneralOriginally posted by Rodan5757
Equality is not a concept. It's not something we should be striving for. It's a necessity. Equality is like gravity. We need it to stand on this earth as men and women. And the misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who is confronted with it.
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WEll it didn't earlier, did you just update it?Originally posted by PtahTheCreationGodActually it has him as a Major General
" A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." " --Steven Wright
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Something tells me the point of this thread is to say dumb things like:
RDA once made a cannon out of a dead man's skull and a fire cracker.
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RDA got lost in the Amazon for seven days. Not only did he survive, but he built a whole city complete with indoor plumbing from the contents of his backpack.
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Nope, and the request for it to be changed was in AugustOriginally posted by Rodan5757
Glitch maybe? loaded up a cached page? is chached even a word and if so is that the right word for it? Why am I talking like this? 
Equality is not a concept. It's not something we should be striving for. It's a necessity. Equality is like gravity. We need it to stand on this earth as men and women. And the misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who is confronted with it.
- Joss Whedon - Equality NowComment
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When RDA was trapped in a stake lined pit in the Congo, surrounded by wild animals, he built a jetpack out of twigs and bark and flew to safety.
Ok, so it's crap, but I'm getting into the spirit
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Yes cached would be the right word in this instance.Originally posted by PtahTheCreationGodNope, and the request for it to be changed was in August Glitch maybe? loaded up a cached page? is chached even a word and if so is that the right word for it? Why am I talking like this?
" A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." " --Steven Wright
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guys... no more chuck norris facts game with other persons. My brain hurts!Free JaffaComment
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c'mon guys get in the spirit!
RDA once saved an entire civilization by evacuating them through a stargate he created with spare parts from a toaster, ducktape and a paperclip.Comment
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When God needed it to rain on the earth for Fourty days and fourty nights, he had RDA build a rain machine with 600 needles and 600 angles...
When Maguiver premeired in Iran, it inspired them to create a nuclear bomb from a roll of ducktape, a pound of Uranium, and toilet paper.
RDA traveled back in time to see God create Adam out of Dirt, when Adam ended up just being a 6ft dirt statues, RDA pee'd on him.. Giving him life.. ?
RDA was Hitlers poison.
RDA traveled back in time, and created the simpsons.
Due to a fluke in the Stargate, RDA traveled back to the day God was Born and ate him...
When Napolean invaded Russia, RDA lured them farther in, burned the russian homes, then using a tank of oxygen and liquid nitrogen created a winter so cold it forced Napolean to withdraw.
When the Mexicans attacked the Alamo, RDA was there, but was beamed up by Thor."
In WWII the United States did not drop a single Bomb on Japan, they dropped RDA.
In the year 2012, RDA becomes Governor of Utah, he then buys Cheyanne Mountai nand turns it into an Amusement Park.
RDA healed Ronald Regan using his Ancient powers.
Both John Wayne and RDA have been frozen, both have battled aliens(extraterrestrials or immigrants) Both have defended the earth from hippies??
Alright i can't think of anything ridiculous anymore.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGgHAXalVyM
"And those who are prideful and refuse to bow down shall be laid low and made onto dust." Then Shall Fall Scifi!
If you don't worship Metonic... your parents won't love you anymore.. well they dont now...Comment
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