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    Default The Cow Thunk Thread :D

    mooooooooooo!!



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    You can lead a cow upstairs, but not down, who wants to test the theory?

    (Cows rule!)
    Equality is not a concept. It's not something we should be striving for. It's a necessity. Equality is like gravity. We need it to stand on this earth as men and women. And the misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who is confronted with it.
    - Joss Whedon - Equality Now

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    Quote Originally Posted by PtahTheCreationGod
    You can lead a cow upstairs, but not down, who wants to test the theory?
    ooh ooh ooh! I will!

    Everybody, meet Larry the cow-


    Here's Larry happily going upstairs
    Spoiler:


    And here's Larry going downstairs-
    Spoiler:
    He looks fine so far


    uh oh! he's tripped


    oh dear... *calls ambulance*


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    you killed your cow

    Ow no!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lissafoss
    you killed your cow

    Ow no!
    It was ptah who suggested it! Maybe we should go kill him! *gets out bus armed with chainsaws* muahahahahahaha!!! get running ptah!!!

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    FH is a cow killer so i would run if i was you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by False hope
    ooh ooh ooh! I will!

    Everybody, meet Larry the cow-


    Here's Larry happily going upstairs
    Spoiler:


    And here's Larry going downstairs-
    Spoiler:
    He looks fine so far


    uh oh! he's tripped


    oh dear... *calls ambulance*


    The End



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    Default Re: The Cow Thunk Thread :D

    Quote Originally Posted by Ra's mom
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    Its not funny, a cow died

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    Quote Originally Posted by False hope
    Its not funny, a cow died
    I'm going to have some beef to cheer myself up.
    Jedi_Master_Bra'tac, previously known as wako!


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    Quote Originally Posted by False hope
    Its not funny, a cow died
    **Beams in a replacement cow.**

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Signal View Post
    You can lead a cow upstairs, but not down, who wants to test the theory?

    (Cows rule!)
    I don't think that's true. I worked at a dairy where the cows could access the stairwell. There was a pileup at the exit becuase some stupid heifer was having a cantrip, and so a cow came down the stairs to hang with me and the milking units. Getting her to go back upstairs after I'd cleared out the pileup with liberal use of a water hose was harder than her deciding to come down.

    If I ever find the man who designed that dairy, I will beat him with newspapers...

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    OMG! A cow thread! yesssss!!!!!

    Cows are awesome!

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    Default Re: The Cow Thunk Thread :D

    can wraiths suck cows?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy_Gate
    can wraiths suck cows?
    no, but vacume machines can (if its big enough)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy_Gate
    can wraiths suck cows?
    We wraith don't fancy eating fuzzy things.

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    *Puts on chicken suit*
    Equality is not a concept. It's not something we should be striving for. It's a necessity. Equality is like gravity. We need it to stand on this earth as men and women. And the misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who is confronted with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PtahTheCreationGod
    *Puts on chicken suit*
    sheep eat chickens...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TechnoWraith
    We wraith don't fancy eating fuzzy things.
    exactly! its evil!! why would anyone want to eat cows anyway? they're so funny with their mooy-ness

    Who would seriously want to eat something as cute this? ->

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy_Gate
    can wraiths suck cows?
    Of course but humans have a sweeter taste.


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    m00t!1 I mean w00t! A cow thread. LOL You crazy kids...

    Quote Originally Posted by Happy_Gate
    can wraiths suck cows?
    ahem....
    "It is said that the future is always born in pain. The history of war is the history of pain. If we are wise, what is born of that pain matures into the promise of a better world, because we learn that we can no longer afford the mistakes of the past."

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