"Well, it's like my grandma used to say, if at first you don't succeed..."
"Try a larger thermonuclear reaction?"
"Her words exactly."
"We are beacons on the road to enlightenment."
"No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you."
"Nice work on the metaphor."
"Thank you."
"Will you excuse me? We just don't get out of Cheyenne Mountain enough. I'm gonna grab some air... outside. General, Captain, General... waiter."
"General."
"Colonel. We've all met."
"Yes, actually we know each other's life stories."
"That snippiness?"
"Is that a word?"
"If we want to find out who's behind this, we have to do what the Asgard do."
"You mean bluff?"
"Yep. We just need to do it without revealing what we know."
"Which is nothing."
"Right. But they don't know we know nothing."