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    Default I would stop watching Stargate if...

    Ok complete the sentence "I would stop watching StarGate if....", I'm doing this so hopefully TBTP will know what not to do in the new seasons. Ok I start

    .....The 200ths ep was a clip show
    .....They did a musical episode
    .....O'neill is not in at least one episode in S10
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    Default Re: I would stop watching StarGate if...

    Quote Originally Posted by wako!
    Ok complete the sentence "I would stop watching StarGate if....", I'm doing this so hopefully TBTP will know what not to do in the new seasons. Ok I start

    .....The 200ths ep was a clip show
    .....They did a musical episode
    .....O'neill is not in at least one episode in S10
    .....they DIDN'T do a musical episode. As long as the actors don't completely suck at singing, I'd love a musical episode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FallenAngelII
    .....they DIDN'T do a musical episode. As long as the actors don't completely suck at singing, I'd love a musical episode.
    Well it seems al least one of us is going to stop watching.
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    Default Re: I would stop watching StarGate if...

    Quote Originally Posted by FallenAngelII
    .....they DIDN'T do a musical episode. As long as the actors don't completely suck at singing, I'd love a musical episode.
    WORD! I'd love a musical as well!!... Especially Atlantis one

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    Default Re: I would stop watching StarGate if...

    Erm, I would stop watching SG-1 if:

    There is no O'Neill in season 10.
    If nobody rides a motorbike through the gate or just a motorbike full stop. LOL.
    If we don't see Jonas again in S10.
    If they all wake up and the Ori situation was just a dream...

    I would stop watching Atlantis if:

    Zelenka doesn't hit it off with Weir.
    If the Wraith suddenly become vegetarians.
    We don't see any new ancients.
    If a ZPM suddenly becomes available.
    We don't see anything about Carson's background.

    Some of those are serious and some are not but I would like to see some of those things happen (Opposite to what I wrote).

    Eirual.

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    A music EP will just not fit with stargate, Simpsons yes, Malcolm yes, Futurama yes, Stargate NO!

    "And O'neill dialed the Asgard homeworld"
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    Quote Originally Posted by wako!
    A music EP will just not fit with stargate, Simpsons yes, Malcolm yes, Futurama yes, Stargate NO!

    "And O'neill dialed the Asgard homeworld"
    Malcolm?! "In the Middle"?! >_>'. The Simpsons have musical episodes and random musical performances all the time. Futurama HAD one. Buffy had one (and it became one of the top episodes among fans), Xena had 2 and they both worked as well. Hercules had one as well.

    I'm sure there are many other shows who have had successful musical episodes. As long as they don't take themselves too seriously and made up a nice little back story as to why people are singing, people will like it.

    Think about. Hermiod and/or Kvasir tap dancing or singing in Asgard.

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    I would stop watching Stargate if half the people who wanted to write for Stargate...actually did
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    Quote Originally Posted by FallenAngelII
    Think about. Hermiod and/or Kvasir tap dancing or singing in Asgard.
    LOL Green here
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    Jack comes back...

    Played by Kurt Russell.
    Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?

    Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*

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    Quote Originally Posted by wako!
    LOL Green here
    Think about it. People dancing around and singing because of some random alien influence (Ancient entertainment system gone wrong? Tampering with technology we have no place tampering with? Random Ori plot gone haywire?) and Hermiod looking like this: ¬_¬ and sing-muttering in Asgard.

    Jack will make a re-appearance and sing about how Daniel's always fornicating with the artefacts, licking the repository of ancient knowledge for one. Teal'c will complain about how his hair refuses to grow longer, the Tok'ra will come back and have a show number about how they managed to find a new queen or something, random Priors will come dancing in demanded we bow before Bollygin, a mix between Bollywood and Origin. All who refuse shall suffer the fate of perpetual singing.

    Jonas will randomly come back and flirt with Daniel because I say so. He can always blame it on the alien influence. Oma and Anubis (complete in black cloak for old times' sake) will make a reappearance dancing around while fighting, dancing Ori bugs...

    The perfect 200th episode XD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FallenAngelII
    a nice little back story as to why people are singing, people will like it
    "The Ancients made this device so people will sing"
    "Why would they do that? Do you hear the president ring"

    It rymes....
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    Default Re: I would stop watching StarGate if...

    Quote Originally Posted by wako!
    Ok complete the sentence "I would stop watching StarGate if....", I'm doing this so hopefully TBTP will know what not to do in the new seasons. Ok I start

    .....The 200ths ep was a clip show
    .....They did a musical episode
    .....O'neill is not in at least one episode in S10
    PRetty much it for me too.
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    "What is that on the screen?
    Why don't people give FallenAngelII more green?"

    "Oh noes, a Ha'tak!"

    "Attack!"

    "I am Wraith, fear meee!"
    "We don't have time with you, go away already!"

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    "Why, have you found artefacts belonging to some ancient race?"

    Jack: "What am I doing here?"
    Walter: "You have such a nice rear!" (hey, the actor says he plays Walter gay)

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    SG1/ SG:Infinity Crossover...

    (dies a little inside)
    Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?

    Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*

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    Jack steps out of the shower "It was all a dream"
    The Furlings were on Earth the whole time
    The 200th episode is a clip show
    Jack comes back and is good old "I dont wanna be here" Jack ala Avalon/Origin

    My Tv stops working
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    Default Re: I would stop watching StarGate if...

    ...they did another Space Race episode.

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    Default Re: I would stop watching StarGate if...

    I would stop watching the show if
    1) Richard Dean Anderson leaves the show
    2) they come up with a lame new enemy
    3) Daniel Jackson starts acting like Jack
    4) the new guy with no experience is given command of SG1
    5) the show isn't funny anymore

    ....wait a minute???

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    Quote Originally Posted by STARGATE7777
    I would stop watching the show if
    1) Richard Dean Anderson leaves the show
    2) they come up with a lame new enemy
    3) Daniel Jackson starts acting like Jack
    4) the new guy with no experience is given command of SG1
    5) the show isn't funny anymore

    ....wait a minute???
    So are you still watching?
    Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?

    Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*

    *Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.

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    Default Re: I would stop watching StarGate if...

    A meeting with the Producers and MGM

    MGM: "Im sorry guys, ratings are down. You're going to have to reinvent the show"

    Producers: "What! Well, you got any ideas?"

    MGM: "Actually, yes. We have been looking at other high rated shows and decided to merge them all together. The shows are The OC, The Apprentice, Ghost Whisperer and Medium.

    Ben Browders new character will be a troubled young man, who grew up in a rough neigbour hood. He will have no personality and be about as funny as a sock drawer.

    Michael Shanks will play a wise cracking, metro-sexual nerd.

    Amanda Tapping will know have physic abilitys and be able to see ghosts.

    Teal'c will be replaced by Donald Trump, who will stand their judging everyone, all the while everyone they meet will point out that he has a ridiculous looking haircut.

    Whether they will still even be traveling through this 'stargate' is undecided."

    Producers: "Uh..."
    An all new Stargate spinoff presents

    Stargate: The B Team

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    The galaxy just got a whoooole lot crazier!

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